How deep do we think it is?
RICHARD: It's broad here so it won't have carved a deep groove, will it?
-Is that how it works? -Let's go with that thought, shall we?
-Yeah, let's go with that. -Or we could drive up and down here until we die.
I'm sick of driving up and down. We can get out, so let's get in.
JAMES: We can definitely go on.
We've got a snorkel breather on the engine.
We cross the drink and get a drink.
-(EXHALES) Let's do it. -Right.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
JEREMY: OK, and we're...
-Oh, John is wading. -(OVERLAPPING DIALOGUE)
Oh-ho! Whoa! That's... that's glacial run-off,
and it's unbelievably cold!
JAMES: Whoa, that's... Oh, no! -Oh!
JEREMY: OK, James, I now have a freezing starfish. RICHARD: Oh!
-It's all the way up to my arse. -Argh!
(BUBBLING)
JEREMY: It's too deep, it's deep. Stop, stop, James.
Back up, James. Please, I beg of you.
(REVVING, CLUNKING)
-I think the wheels are spinning. JEREMY: They are spinning.
Yeah, that's not working.
I did feel us run over a boulder or something.
-Did you feel that? -Yes.
I think we're wedged against that backwards.
(THUDS)
(THEY CRY OUT)
-Did I just feel the whole car move? -Yes, you did.
-That's the current. JAMES: Forwards.
We can't go forwards. If that gets any deep...and we've got inches in here,
the engine will be completely submerged,
all the electrics underwater - end of.
JEREMY: The only solution was to reverse.
Which meant we had to free the rear wheels.
-Holy shit! JAMES: What?
I've just had a transgender operation.
Aargh!
-Ohh! -Are you all right, Hammond, in there?
I'm not getting out.
I'm from Birmingham. I'm not good with water.
-Uhh! -Ahh!
The current's really (BLEEP) strong.
-It's very deep. -Guys, I just felt the car move again in the current.
-Cut the doors off. JEREMY: Why?
-Cut the doors off! -Why cut the doors off?
-They're what's moving it. -They're the only bit I put on!
Well, I don't care, it's gonna kill the whole car.
James, cut the other ones off.
(SNAPPING)
(THUDDING)
JAMES: Doors are off.
Oh, brilliant! So the only contribution I made to John
are now on their way to Shanghai.
Now, though, we could concentrate
on finding out what was blocking us.
JEREMY: We're both going simultaneously? -(LAUGHS)
JEREMY: Three, two, one...
JEREMY: Both rear wheels were jammed by big rocks.
-Can you move the rocks? -Oh, yes, Hammond.
When there's an emergency in the world people always say,
"I know who we'll call: James May and Jeremy Clarkson.
-They're the men for the job." -That's who we're relying on.
You're gonna have to be like Titans.
You say you're a horse of a man. Be a horse, move the big rock.
Are you in neutral? Cos I'm about to dive down.
-In neutral, I'm not going anywhere. -Right.
-Come on, let's go, the quicker we get this done. -OK, counting down.
JEREMY: Three, two, one...
(BOTH INHALE)
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
(BLEEP) Current's got me.
(BLEEP) hell.
-(BLEEP) The current... -I moved it a bit.
The current just got a hold. I dived down and the current got me.
JEREMY: Don't worry, Hammond, everything's fine back here. -Good.
-Oh, I've done it. Oh, yes! -Have you done it?
-Yes. -Right, let's clear this one. Hang on.
-I got it. I think I got it. -Got it?
(ENGINE REVS)
JEREMY: It's moving, we've done it! We have... JAMES: Oh, yes!
JEREMY: Thanks for the lift, Hammond. -Yeah.
Right. Two things.
The river's really cold, and that bit's too deep.
-Right. I think we need to try another route. -Yeah, we do.
-Definitely. -OK, get on board.