(both laughing)
- Talk about how amazing my carrot cake was.
- Right, yes.
Hello everyone!
Welcome to today's livestream,
in which Claudia would like me to discuss how amazing
the birthday cake she made for me was.
Is that it?
- Well, you didn't really say much about it.
- No. (both laughing)
This is not the...
- It was an amazing birthday cake,
it was so good. - It was.
- It was low FODMAP, so it was sugar free, dairy free,
and gluten free. - It was.
- It was amazing. - Not dairy free.
Lactose, it was lactose free. - Sorry,
lactose free.
- Yeah, it had Greek yogurt and cream cheese,
they were lactose free ones.
Yeah, I'm pretty impressed with myself.
- That is very impressive.
- This on the other hand was the full fat, sugar,
everything bad for you cake. - Gluten. (laughs)
- Which I'm eating, - That one.
- And actually you can see it like glistening,
it's that much sugar in it.
- Ew. - Yeah I know.
- But that's not what we're actually here for
in today's livestream.
By the way,
do let us know if you can hear and see us perfectly
and we will try and adjust this thing if not.
- Ah, there's Walter, hi guys.
- Oh, hey Walter.
You're joining our stream?
- He's just trying to come get my cake.
- No I see.
No, today we're doing a birthday PO box unboxing!
- Woo!
- Of all the amazing things that I got sent
for my birthday,
'cause it was my birthday if you didn't know.
Like, two weeks ago.
- Gonna go on about it for the next, oh I can't do math,
300 and 14 something days. (Jessica laughing)
- I'm 30 now, alright?
- Oh my god.
- That means I'm allowed to get three times as excited
about my birthday as I did last decade.
- Okay.
That's some strange.
(Jessica laughing)
- That's my mats, that's the birthday mats,
everyone knows the birthday mats, surely.
Back me up here.
They know.
Yeah, anyway,
so we're gonna open stuff and we're gonna play a game
where every time someone gets a Super Chat,
which you can do at the bottom of your little chat
that you're going through there,
every time someone asks a questions with Super Chat,
we have to answer it in 30 seconds.
- I don't know who's idea this was 'cause,
we ramble so we may miss-- - We do ramble.
- A Super Chat quite easily.
- But that's why we've got Clara,
Clara is today moderating,
she's down in the comments if you see my face,
the name pop up, it's not me, it's Clara,
who's currently having her hair bleached.
- Oh is she?
- Yeah.
- Is she at the hairdresser still?
- (laughing) Yeah!
- She's just sitting there moderating.
- Clara just sat there with bleach on her head,
moderating these comments.
You go Clara!
You go!
I think, I think, correct me if I'm wrong here Clara,
but I think she's going yellow.
What you saying there Clara?
- Everyone is like, missing Claudia.
That was a good thing. - Aw, see?
- I'm here, it's okay!
- Everybody love you.
I love you the most.
- Mhm, that's probably true.
- Huh?
- I said that's probably true.
- Oh I hope so.
Should be.
I'm your wife.
- If there's someone else that loves me more,
then maybe I should ditch you,
(Jessica laughing) and get with them.
- If there's someone else who declares they love you more,
I shall duel them!
- Duel them?
- I'm not sure how, or what with.
- With your intellect.
- What? - And humor.
- My humor,
We shall duel.
- A comedy laugh off.
And I'll sit there and I'll be like (laughing).
- So, I think we're gonna go well.
Okay, give me a present.
- Oh, I'm passing you things, right.
Whoop!
- Ooh!
- This is a big envelope.
- This is exciting.
This is from Laura Elizabeth, in Competence.
- United States.
That's just her road name.
- Oh, sorry!
Don't read out people's road names Jessica.
Jesus.
She's from Eldersburg,
that's what I meant to say.
Oh, this is very exciting.
I like when they're quite big.
Ooh!
Presents!
- Ooh, someone.
What would be your dream birthday adventure?
- What, you really scared me there.
- From CC1arm. - Don't sneak up on me.
Sorry?
- What would be your dream birthday adventure?
- Okay, and we've got 30 seconds to do it.
(speaks quietly)
- What would be your dream birthday adventure?
- Wait, I'm gonna time you.
- Oh am I answering it?
I think it's you that has to answer it,
it's your birthday.
Oh, Tilly, hi!
- The dogs are very cute.
Okay, okay, okay, 30 seconds, my dream birthday adventure.
That right?
Okay.
My dream birthday adventure would be
just kind of the birthday that we went on actually
'cause we went to a spa and it was really great,
and it had a swimming pool,
and I love swimming pools.
Maybe, if it was somewhere really exciting,
like maybe if we went to the Lake District
and it was either super, super snowy
or quite warm 'cause I like the Lake District when it's both
got lots and lots of snow and really sunny.
- I think snowing would be nice, 'cause it's like--
- Oh yeah, 'cause my birthday is in January 21st,
so it would be kinda silly if it wasn't,
if it was really, really hot and not snowing.
So yeah, snowing and a spa and you.
(alarm ringing) - In the Lake District.
That's good.
- Yeah.
Welcome.
- Okay. - Yay!
Oh we have a new member?
Hello!
Wait, is your name Lowlifeonbatteries?
'Cause that that is cool.
Hi new member!
By the way, we have this thing called
the Kellgren-Fozard Club.
But the last time we did a livestream,
was actually a private livestream chat
for the Kellgren-Fozard Club. - I wasn't there.
- Huh? - I was at work.
- You came in at the end. - Oh yeah,
I came in at the end.
- They saw your faces.
Your faces? - Yeah,
they might've just seen my like, body down,
'cause I don't think I bent down low enough.
- They saw you? - They saw my, yeah.
- Anyway. - Anyway, yeah.
- It was fun, yeah. - Open presents!
- Okay, okay.
This is from Laura.
Aw, she says I hope you enjoy the brown paper packages
tied up with string.
- Aw, we do.
- Aw!
Claudia's present was slightly damaged.
- Why've I got a present?
Whoa.
- Wait, are these Christmas presents?
These may be delayed Christmas present as well.
Aw.
Right, lovely letter to read later, thank you Laura.
Happy birthday Jessica.
- No, it says happy birthday, so.
- Oh look, one says Claudia and one says Jessica.
- Oh that's cool.
- My birthday is going very well for you.
- I think it might be a book, just throwing it out there.
- Huh? - It might be a book.
- Ooh, is it by any chance, what was it,
"The Periodic Table of Feminism?"
- Oh god. - Because I got that.
(laughing) Twice.
- We were opening our presents with our friends
and they were like, uh.
Be careful. - It'd be pretty funny
if it was that.
- Huh?
- I'd be pretty funny it it was that.
- Yeah. - I don't think it is.
- No, no, ooh.
- Hello. - What is it?
- Oh wait, why am I staring at yours?
Look at mine.
- It's a notebook, a C!
- Ooh, mine's a J!
- With a pen. - Oh, it's got a pen!
- That's nice.
- Sorry, I get very excited by pens, clearly.
Ooh. - Looks good.
For my notes. - This is so cool.
We're really into notebooks,
so this is a very good present for us.
- We like writing notes.
Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- So many pages of paper.
Okay.
- Well it gets a bit weird, the paper.
- Oh, sorry.
- Go for it.
And the next question is... - Lynventure.
- Watching you on a no spawn day, great livestream.
Thank you! - No spoon day, darling.
- What?
- Watching you on no spoon day.
- Dyslexia! - You said spawn.
- (laughing) I don't even know what that means!
- It's when you're like, are like literally minus spoons.
(Jessica laughing)
- We're getting to minus spoons,
you're only had the spawn. - Just the spawn.
- Oh dear.
Well hi Lyn, thank you very much.
I am glad that we can enjoy you on your no spoon day.
- Yes. - No spoons.
- Okay. - Oh no.
He's actually playing with that paper.
- Woo! - Woo!
- Wait, I'm just in the way here, you go.
You enjoy yourself back there.
Next present!
This is so fun.
Oh, this is from,
I remember this!
This is from Catherine's lovely big box.
If you've watched, what was it called,
Christmas.
- Christmas day box opening?
- Thank you, yes.
- I don't know. (both laughing)
- We did a video where we opened Christmas presents.
I have brain fog and no brain.
- Look at the dogs, they're like.
- Hi guys.
Sometimes they're a bit weird where they stare.
At your stuff and you're like, why?
Ooh, assorted cosmetic wedges.
- Always very good. - Can't lie, useful.
- Yes.
- Oh my god, look!
Sorry. - I was going to say,
they obviously know you wear a lot of makeup.
- Look, look, what?
This is a deaf thing, okay?
She can just say whatever the hell she likes behind my back
and I'm just like.
- 'Cause you took your hearing aid out
'cause you had a bit of a headache.
- What?
No, what?
- You took your hearing aid out.
- Oh no, I'm wearing it.
- Oh you are wearing it!
Okay.
Oh I'm on the wrong side.
- What? - I'm on your wrong side.
- Yes, true.
- I always sit on this side of the bed.
- But this is the way we sit, wife.
This is the way we sit.
Look, Maybelline SuperStay 24 Hour.
- Are they the colors that you actually wear as well?
- It's cherry pie.
- Oh yeah.
Wow, that's a fan.
- Good choice.
Well done.
- Walter's gone off with he bag!
- [Jessica] Walter!
- Naughty boy!
(both laughing)
- How did that even happen?
Jesus!
You are so quick.
He just wants the things we're interested in.
- There's probably some food in there.
- Aw, look.
Aw.
It's a tiny Ariel.
- That's very sweet.
- That's so sweet,
Catherine obviously gave us an Ariel bobble.
- Walter! (both laughing)
Subtle.
- Cool kid, well done.
I'm just falling over now.
Like, Elizabeth's like, Walter's like,
gimme the paper bag mom!
That's exactly what he's like.
Exactly.
You are quite right. (Claudia laughing)
- Okay.
- Oh yeah, again for those of you who don't know,
Clara is the person who is writing with my name right now.
- Alright.
Next thing.
- So cool, mini Ariel.
Right.
- Posable.
Sorry, just saw that.
- Posable mini Ariel. - Oh yeah,
you can move her legs and her head
when she's not strapped in this.
- I don't think this intriguing for you guys,
but look!
It's mini!
And you can move it!
Wow. - Walter's like,
suddenly appearing behind me like,
(Jessica laughing) say what now?
Posable limbs. - Okay,
next present!
This is so great, can I just say.
I have actually been feeling a bit...
- Yeah you have been in a really weird mood today.
- What?
- You've been in a really weird mood.
- I have.
I think I'm just like crashing finally,
because it was my birthday which was super exciting,
and then it was Saturday and then we had to like
immediately pack the house because people were gonna come
and view our house because we're selling our house.
So I had to pack all my bags so I could leave
and then on Sunday, I flew all the way to San Francisco.
- It's been pretty filling.
- Yeah, and then I was in San Francisco for a week
just working nonstop,
and then we came back straight to my birthday party
which was the best thing ever.
'Cause all my friends and there was a peacock.
- Woo!
Okay, another question.
- Oh, sorry.
- Oh, what was Claudia up to last week?
- What did you do when I was away?
- Cry.
- Gonna get scissors. - Well, actually,
I was at work, so you know, that was fun.
And then my dad came to stay,
so I had some company in the evening
but also so that the dogs had someone to look after them.
And we had some people viewing our house,
because as Jessica said, we're selling it.
And...
Oh yes,
and basically I spent a long, long time collecting
all the photos of Jessica from her 30 years of life.
And basically, I spent a lot of hours trying to work out
how the internet works and downloading images
without all the extra random files that come with.
Yeah. - Oh, is this about your
attempt to download images?
- Yeah, I was like, why can't I just download an image?
- There's not a way how to take an image from Instagram.
- It comes with all these extra random files.
- So I came back, all of my laptops,
every single trash was like full of you attempting to--
- I know, I didn't hide my--
- Just save HTML, she just downloaded code.
- Anyway. - That was it.
- I printed them out and then we decorated
the house with them.
- This is very exciting, it's from Carl Jones.
Oh, hello, we got a Super Chat from Janette.
- Woo!
Hello!
- It just says hello from Alabama.
- That's no question, but,
hello! - Hello!
We must reply in 30 seconds.
- Well we did. - A lot of hellos.
Wait, we should always open the card first next time.
Oh, hey did someone put a sticker down?
Press the sticker.
- Hey you. - Jackie!
- Yay! - Aw, thanks, I forgot to say.
Jackie reminded me, sorry, really silly of me,
should've said, but my channel's testing this new thing
for YouTube which is called Suer Stickers.
So, down below at the bottom of the comments,
where you can see the dollar sign
that takes you to Super Chats,
it now also does the Super Stickers.
So you can click on it and then you can choose
from a whole range of stickers
and then you can just post them!
And, as Camila just pointed out,
if you're a member of the Kellgren-Fozard Club,
you can also use special custom emojis
like that super excited tea one.
- Yeah.
- Which is the one that everyone loves.
I should really upload more of those.
- That was really cute.
- Tell you what, everyone who's got me on Twitter
can you please send me a tweet suggesting what
else you'd like to see as a custom emoji.
Hey!
- What is with the pear?
- What? - Cool pear.
It's a pear!
Or is it an avocado?
No. - What?
- The thing, that's running around, the sticker thing.
- That's a pear.
- That's a pear, okay.
- That's a pear 'cause it's got a little length.
- Either way, a pear or an avocado.
- That's a pear.
That's a pear.
- Okay.
- Oh hey, question.
How did you deal with the time difference?
Thanks, love you too! - Oh, that was hard.
Basically, at like six, well, we're both early risers,
so about six in the morning you were just getting to bed.
Like so it would be your midnight, no.
It was like your 10 p.m.
and that was my morning.
So sometimes we would like send
a few messages to each other over FaceTime,
so it was like, we always looked,
no offense, but not our best when we were chatting.
'Cause it would be like,
you know that FaceTime tune when you do it in bed like this.
- I didn't have my eyebrows on.
- And it's just like the most unattractive view, like.
Hey, I'm in bed.
It's like, morning face.
- When you're married to someone, it's fine.
- Yeah, it's fine.
- It's not rude.
'Cause here we are and there's seconds.
This is so pretty.
Happy birthday to you.
Ooh.
Hello, I don't usually send birthday cards to strangers.
Yeah. - To strangers (laughing).
Fair enough.
- I feel ya, Kara.
Wow, P.S. the gift enclosed was my grandma's
and has been collecting dust for ages
and not as stylish as you.
Aw. - Aw.
- I hope you can give it a better home than I have.
- Oh, let's see what it is.
- Oh, what a treat.
Be careful not to...
Hello, and Lizzylizzard just left a lot of emojis
if we notice you, - Notice me!
- It would make her day.
- Lizzylizard.
- Mwah.
Hello.
Okay, ooh.
What, how?
I don't know what happened.
Okay.
It's tiny. - It must be a broach.
I think it's gonna be a broach.
- Ooh, I like broaches.
I'm hoping in the new house
that I get an entire fitted wardrobe
and it'll have one of those like thin pullout shelves.
It'll be just for broaches.
Just putting that out there universe.
- Aw. - Aw, that's so sweet!
That is so cute.
Also, loving the wrapping paper.
- Yeah.
Everyone like loves seeing unicorn.
- Aw, look, it's this beautiful little broach.
I'm gonna try and...
Make a face.
There we go, can you see it?
Can you see it?
Y'all.
That's delightful.
That's so sweet, thank you so much.
It's gonna go into my special pullout broach drawer.
Ooh! - And every time you see it
you'll think of her?
- Hello, wait.
We got a Super Chat.
I'm just all over the place today.
- Yes, I can't keep up,
I have no idea what's happening.
- What?
- I have no idea what's happening (laughing).
I'm just really lost, I'm like.
- I feel like that's every livestream ever.
It's a lot.
How do you prioritize the balance between activities
and rest when you travel?
And I'll answer in 30 seconds.
The answer is I have a Clara.
But this time I had a Clara.
(speaks quickly) 'cause she kept Clara company
and I was like, rest!
Clara is amazing because she forcibly makes me sit down.
- Yeah she actually got behind and said,
Clara is actually better than you on travels.
And I was like...
- I'm sorry!
But it's true though!
- It's because I want us to do nice things together
whereas Clara is like, yeah you just go lie down
for two hours whilst me and Evalina do things together.
(alarm ringing) - Well you ruined
my 30 second explanation.
Jesus.
Yes, basically, you have to have someone with you I think
who's really great and spaced and is just like,
okay, it's time to sit and stop.
- I'm pretty chill, but also when I'm on holiday
I like to do active things
and I like to go out and see things and so do you.
- No, no, no, sorry, that my face was like I guess
it's a bit different 'cause this was a work trip.
So it wasn't like,
when we travel it's not normally a work trip,
it's more like a let's go and have fun.
So then we have to forcibly be like it's time.
Actually, we do quite good,
'cause we tend to do a thing in the morning,
rest in the afternoon, and a thing in the evening.
- I think the thing is we plan the day well,
so in the morning, we'll get a guide book out and whatever
and look at our phones but then like, okay,
in the morning, let's go to this place,
and then we'll have lunch here.
And we'll work out a distance from each place,
so it won't be like,
let's just wander around and find something for lunch.
- Don't wander.
- No, we'll kind of have a destination in mind
and then we'll be like, okay,
and then if we go out for lunch let's not go out for dinner.
So then we'll go back to the room and rest.
- Yeah, if you're a no spoons person, don't ever wander,
that's a bad idea.
- So we always have a route and a plan,
and also how we're gonna get from A to B,
like oh we're gonna get the tram or gonna get the--
- Can I just say, we have terribly run over 30 seconds.
- Okay, whatever, moving on.
- So, we're gonna move on and we're gonna welcome, hi,
we're gonna welcome Kaylaho.
She's from the Facebook club. - Hello!
- You're meant to clap. - Oh! (clapping)
Walter's very interested in the little Ariel down there.
- Walter's whoa.
I think Walter's into your brownie.
- Oh!
That would make more sense,
- Yeah. (Claudia laughing)
I was like, I did not know he was a fan of Disney.
- No, no,
Walter is just very into that good looking brownie.
No, I'm sorry, away friend, away.
Go away.
But yes, welcome to Kellgren-Fozard Club Kayla (claps) woo!
- I'm gonna put it away.
- The brownie is leaving the room.
The brownie is leaving, everything is okay.
(Claudia speaking quietly)
What?
- [Claudia] Open another present
or we'll just be here forever.
- So, yes, let's open something.
Oh, okay, this is an interesting looking thing.
Where's my scissors gone?
Anyone see where I put my scissors?
Why am I asking?
Like you can see my whole room.
I don't know.
I had scissors, right?
Where did I put them?
Okay.
Sure, well done, Jessica.
Ah, I found the scissors.
Some people say
I shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of scissors.
They're probably right.
- [Claudia] You find the scissors?
- Scissors.
Wow, hello, why is this super...
- Fertilywaltertrees.
- Aw, thank you Jerryskeeper,
that's very kind of you. - Aw.
- Aw.
Tilly and Walter,
you guys are gonna have some good treats now.
- I did actually just give them some lamb and pea
Caesar's dog food.
It was so smelly.
- Ooh!
Oh my god, oh my god.
It's a mug, but not just any mug,
oh no, it says, this human is protected by a Pomapoo.
If you don't know, Tilly is a Pomapoo.
Beware of: wiggling, drooling, licking, snoring, farting.
- Yeah, and in that order, she does do wiggling.
Actually, probably more wiggling, licking.
- I would say licking is number one.
- She doesn't really fart that much.
- Look at that.
Look!
Look at that.
Ah, that is so good!
But wait, it's covered up who it's from.
The sticker covers who it's from.
Oh no!
What is that, Walter!
That is my lipstick!
- I got some definite munchies going on here.
I've been eating throughout this entire video.
(both laughing)
I have however moved on to something healthier.
I'm now eating a clementine.
- My god, what is going on?
You have got the munchies, Walter has got the munchies,
thank you so much for whomever kindly gave me this mug
that was unfortunately covered by the sticker
and I now I can't peel off.
- Someone will message you.
- Please message me!
Okay.
Next.
You're in charge of this, remember?
Melissa!
Clara says Melissa got me the mug!
- Ah, cool. - Thank you so much Melissa.
- Good choice Melissa. - That's a very good choice,
I love it.
- Walter is desperately looking for the brownie
I have now moved.
- AliceMarian is like,
Claudia and her incredible metabolism.
- I know.
Do you have any idea how much it costs to feed this girl?
So much, you just eat.
She just eats.
- Yup.
- What's with all that meat?
You feel like a man sometimes.
Such massive steaks.
Sorry, that was very like--
- Gendered, yeah. - Gendered.
I mean some kind of like, body builder man.
- Again, they probably just eat like lean meat
and protein shakes.
- That's true, you probably eat more fat than they do.
Anyway, moving on. - I like fat.
- To Jessica Out Of the Closet.
By the way, these these have been sent to my PO box
and the address of my PO box is in the description
of this video. (lip popping)
- M-hm, not that you need more stuff right now. (laughing)
- Tomorrow-- - You got a lot of stuff--
- We weren't gonna do this today.
- I think we should just like 30 seconds,
you need to open at least a thing every 30 seconds.
- Oh my god, okay, ah, fine.
- Timing you. - Oh my god!
- Who is your favorite Disney princess?
Sorry.
- Would you stop shacking, shacking?
Shocking the deaf girl?
Jesus.
- Her favorite Disney princess is Pocahontas.
- Yeah.
- Because it reminds her of me.
Mine is (speaks quietly).
- Or actually Anna, no Meridia, yeah.
- Mine's Mulan.
- Oh good choice!
- Yeah.
- I can see that for you.
- 'Cause she's got like similar Chinese heritage to me
and she's like tomboy and--
- And if you lived in that era you would certainly cut off
all your hair and be very--
- And she's very like, brave,
and funny and she's not your conventional princess.
I like it.
- That is you.
If one of them is gonna be gay, it would probably be Mulan.
- I mean, yeah, she ends up with a guy with long hair.
- Who kind of liked her when she was a boy anyway.
A boy, so, you know.
Okay, this is from Yasmin.
And look at it!
It us! - Aww,
it's a personalized pen!
Is it a pen?
No, it's a hair pin.
Is that a hair pin?
- I think it might be a bookmark, oh dear.
- I have no idea about these girly things.
- I mean, it's a hair pin now.
No, just leave it, it's stuck there.
- Isn't that cute!
- But look, I'll get really close, can you see?
I don't know if you can see, but it's a picture of us.
- On our wedding.
It's not actually from our wedding
but it's in our wedding dresses.
All right that's good.
- I love it.
Oh my god. - Oh sorry.
- Right. - Another from Yasmin.
- So cool!
Good job Yasmin!
- This is...
- Hi Jessica, we thought you'd enjoy our new book,
"The Queeriodic Table."
I hope you like it, all the best, Jasmine.
- Wow!
- The name of a princess.
Oh my god. - That is cool.
- "The Queeriodic Table:
"A CELEBRATION OF LGBTQ+ CULTURE."
- Awesome.
- Ooh, oh my god look!
- Yeah. - That's so--
(cross talking)
Wow.
Game changers, Freddy Mercury.
- Good, good.
- This is so...
- Education, educational stuff, it's good.
- I'm so interested into educational books.
- I'm opening this for your love, since you're so slow.
It's a little card. - Jessica.
Why'd I really say that like. - Jessica?
- Surprising.
- Oh we're missing stuff. - Like that's my name.
- Right.
- People think it's a letter opener.
(gasps)
- Oh!
- Yes, because you wanted to get me a letter opener!
- It is!
All right, so we'll try it out now.
Okay.
- Yes.
- Right.
- And it's nicely not dangerous for me.
- Oh okay, you're right.
We're up to date with the move of things.
- Oh look at this card, isn't that precious?
My nanny used to send me this card.
- That's so sweet. - They're gorgeous.
Hey Jessica, happy birthday!
Hope you like the bracelets,
I had it made with your birthstone.
- Aw, that's lovely. - Oh, I love it!
Put it on me.
- You're gonna be like covered and everything,
including letter openers.
You're gonna use it--
- My letter opener pen has gone!
Made in England by the (speaks quietly).
Thank you, Daisy, who is a new clubby.
Hey Daisy! - Ooh, a new clubby.
That's lovely!
- Oh that is beautiful.
- It goes exactly with what you're wearing.
- This thing.
Thing.
- Webcam.
- Thank you,
this not great at close up.
- No, it's okay, it's all right.
- I love this, this is so nice.
- Next one,
oh sorry I didn't let you use your letter opener.
That's 'cause it was already kind of open.
- Oh, cool!
For someone special on their birthday.
Look how big it is.
I like it.
Oh wow, strawberry ice cream?
- Ooh it's a recipe!
- Whoo! - That's really sweet.
- Oh my goodness.
Make this for me.
Dear Jessica, I hope you can enjoy it
and spend some time cooking with your wife.
What could possibly go wrong?
- Aw, it's Alice Maryann!
Hello again.
Cool.
My mom's favorite sugar-free ice cream recipe.
- Aw, that's cute, okay you're gonna make me that.
- Huh? - You're gonna make me that.
- Why am I making it for you?
You can eat regular ice cream.
- All right.
- I mean, yeah--
- Okay you can open this one with your letter opener.
- Ooh, okay.
Woo!
Yeah!
It really works! - Woo!
- This is very exciting.
Happy birthday!
- Yay!
- I think it's handmade.
Oh it is, that's so cool.
Aw, Jessica, best of all,
your name is one of my favorites to write in cursive.
- It is very nice.
- I'm actually named after my great aunt Jessie.
- Everyone knows that,
I think you've said that at least 10 times.
(both laughing) - I have memory problems.
- We've only been married nearly,
we've only been marries two and a half years.
I'm like, we know that already!
I've heard this story 10 times!
- So rude!
We actually do share stories over and over again together,
she's joking.
Oh, Sarah Beth.
Thank you very much.
Aw, take care of yourself, we're all thinking of you.
That is so sweet.
Thank you.
- Next one.
- Oh I get to use my letter opener again.
- Christmas card. - What, what?
- I think this might be a Christmas card
'cause it's addressed to both of us
and it's from Rachel Pastols from Ohio.
Ohio?
Ohoa, what?
Omaha.
Omaha!
Is that a place, Omaca?
(both laughing)
Omaha?
- Oh my god!
- So sorry. - Okay,
it's either from like Omaha, Omaca...
I don't even know.
Ooh, but I'm using my letter opener
and it's good stuff. - That was a good present
to open early on.
- An excellent present.
- [Both] Aw!
- It's a Christmas card.
- It's to both of us!
- Yeah.
- Aw, thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm gonna have a lovely sit later and read all of these.
- Aw, someone said Lucyyouknow.
- Lucyyouknow_8 sent to respond.
Did you have a question you send?
- All right next one.
- You don't have to have a question, that's fine.
The next one is from...
Thank you.
From France! - From France!
- What says?
Sometimes I just say stuff.
- Why did you look at me in such horror?
- Yeah (clears throat) comes out of my mouth.
Dear Jessica, wishing you a happy birthday.
I meant to write this card last year but my laziness
caught me in the process.
That's quite all right.
- As they say in French, (speaks foreign language)
That's not actually what he's written.
She, sorry.
Not a she...
We don't know. (both laughing)
We're not good with French names.
- Are we French either?
No. - No.
Sorry.
- Thank you.
(speaking in foreign language)
- I'm so sorry.
We both did French and you wouldn't know it.
- To be fair,
deaf and dyslexic, so.
I don't think either of us had a chance really.
- I'm not even like (speaks quietly).
(Jessica laughing) Is that a good excuse?
What?
- That's a terrible excuse!
I'm sorry, my genes don't speak English.
(Claudia speaks quietly)
- Right.
Next one.
- You're a terror.
From the UK!
- Oh good. (laughs)
- I believe, or you, I see.
Thank you so much.
What are you doing Walter?
Jessica should do a perfume line from missing Claudia,
and model the bottle after Claudia.
- Model the bottle after me, what would that look like?
- I love it.
Oh my god.
- What's those bottles that look like (speaks quietly).
- Oh Jean Paul-- - Yeah.
It would be Jessica.
I'm sensual. - Yeah.
- Oh this one is to Jessica, Claudia, Walter, and Matilda.
Oh, and it's lovely!
Look at that!
I hope your day is filled with joy
and inundated with spoons.
- We did have a lot of spoons on your birthday.
- Sorry?
- We did have a lot of spoons.
- I was so like, weirdly caffeinated.
- Not on your actual birthday,
which is when we went to the spa.
That's when you kind of collected spoon energy.
But like on the weekend away, you were actually very good.
- Yeah, weirdly.
We landed from the plane and Evalina and Clara just crashed
and energy-wise, sorry.
Energy-wise.
And I had a lot of caffeine
and I was determined to keep going.
- Yes.
- There is a questions about whether there are more presents
because Vanessa says hers has been missed if it's not there.
- There are more presents.
- There are more.
- Okay, here's one.
- We're okay.
- I don't know.
- This is from, I don't know just open it.
We will find out. - Lift it.
Someone just said,
can we have a private Discord group for the club?
Quick question, what's Discord?
Should I know that?
- Sorry what did you say?
- Huh?
- Clara, maybe suggest a private Discord group for the club.
- What's Discord?
- I have no idea, maybe it's like, I don't know.
Clara might know.
Anyways it's not addressed to us,
it was addressed to Clara, so.
- Sorry.
I'm just getting involved in Clara's private messages.
Oh, by the way, yes,
I am sure if it's to do with conversation stuff,
that's going to improve it.
- Get to your present. - Someone just said,
I missed that.
- What?
Discord is where people can chat in person.
I don't know how to use Discord but...
Oh it must be an app, or something.
- Oh my god, can we just, this is beautiful.
- Nice. - Majestic.
It's got-- - Oh.
- Ooh. - The British gold company.
- Okay, that doesn't tell me what it is.
- Something to do with gold?
Let me see.
- Wait, open the present?
Where did the, but where did the?
But there was no card.
- It's undergone a stringent process with 24 karat gold
application and several layers
of the purest gold (speaks quietly).
Wow!
- Well, thank you.
Who sent it?
- Did it not have a letter or anything with it?
- No.
It came from here.
There was no letter.
- Is this not the letter or is it not one.
- Wait, maybe when I open this
it will have the person's name.
Hang on.
- Wow! (both exclaiming)
That's so nice! - This is so pretty.
Wow, okay.
I'm so happy, look.
I've got... - Two letter openers.
- I'm gonna have a fancy work letter opener and then like,
a cute cutsy letter opener.
- You can keep it in your hair,
and then like when you need to open a letter,
you're just like, wacha!
I got my letter opener!
- You're really into that.
- What, what?
- It's got your name on it!
- Stop getting overexcited, you're scaring me.
Kellgren-Fozard!
Oh it's this...
Is there any way I can show this to you?
Can you see it? - Yeah!
- Sorry for my nails.
- They've both been personalized,
everything made for you, personalized gifts.
Personalized beautiful.
We had a rule actually, if we keep something in our house,
it has to be either beautiful, practical...
- No it has to be beautiful and useful.
- Yes.
- Or just useful.
- Or sentimental.
It's the only exception. - Oh yeah.
- And ideally that sentimental thing
should be useful as well.
- Yes, you can't keep things just because,
we're essentially trying to Marie Kondo our lives.
- So who was that from?
The person who wanted us to open.
Was is from, who is it from?
- Yeah, someone needs to let us know.
I'm so sorry, it didn't come with any kind of card.
Which is a shame.
Yes, Jessica will be at VidCon next week!
If you're going to VidCon, I'll be there!
- So will I!
- Come say hi to us!
- Maybe, yeah.
- Don't let us just look like loners.
(Claudia scoffs)
- I'm really sorry in advance if I ignore you,
I'm usually just in up my own little world.
- She's not actually ignoring you,
she just has social anxiety.
- I don't have social anxiety,
I just get a little bit overwhelmed with like,
too much stimulation at these kind of events that's just
so much going on and I'm just like.
- And you dislike social situations (laughs).
- Okay, to an extent.
Right.
What is this?
- And I'll be at summer in the city as well.
- I feel like this might be another letter opener.
- Oh my god guys, if this is another letter opener,
I am gonna be rich in letter openers!
I love it.
- Okay, this is from,
oh it just has the address, what does it say?
- I love the fact that you've just opened that
without a letter opener.
- I know.
- Even though...
What am I dong?
Open it with a letter opener Jessica, Jesus.
- Not gonna use your new letter opener?
- I'm being a spy, it's in my hair.
- Oh it's in your hair, yeah, sorry.
(both laughing)
- By the way, what was I gonna say?
Oh, if you're just joining us, by the way,
we're opening things from my PO box that I got
for my birthday.
Oh cool, it has giraffes!
And we're also playing a game where every time someone
buys a Super Chat with questions,
either Claudia or I have to answer it in under 30 seconds.
I don't know why, I just like that.
Hi Jessica!
Happy birthday.
And we have a common language and a common understanding.
Aw, that is lovely.
Right, this feels a bit like a spoon!
- Ooh it is! - Ooh it's a spoon!
Didn't mean to be that loud.
- Spoon queen,
- Jessica, queen of the spoonies.
- That's amazing. - It's a spoon!
- That's a really pretty spoon as well.
Look at all that.
- I love it!
Show them, show them, show them.
- Hold the lighting.
- Tilt, tilt it, tilt it.
No, too far.
Little less.
We're so good at this.
- Sorry.
- I love that, oh my god.
- Look, and you can stare at yourself.
Really attractive. (both laughing)
Into the spoon.
- It also has a sticker that says spoonie.
- I don't know why I find that very amusing.
- It's your face!
- Yeah, upside down.
- Ooh!
New member!
Welcome Khaleesionthemoon, good name!
- Okay, next present.
- Okay, I should use one of my letter openers.
(gasps) Oh my god!
Hannah, what a question.
We just got a Super Chat from Hannah who says,
I know you're team Faith and Buffy, clearly.
- We had a Buffy-- - Meant to be.
- We had a "Buffy--
- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" quiz.
- Quiz, at your birthday. - That's what you were
tying to say, yeah, yeah.
And but if you had to choose between Angel and Spike,
who is your choice?
Huh?
What?
- Spike.
- Why?
I hate Spike!
- Angel is so, meh.
- Yeah but I find him less of a threat
to Faith's love for Buffy.
- Oh 'cause it's all based around Faith.
- See what I did there?
- Yup.
- Yes!
Right
- This one is from--
- Is this a pen in Jessica's hair?
It's a letter opener. - It's a letter opener!
- It's a personalized letter opener.
- Which she's gonna watch you use on this one!
- And I'm a spy now.
- Use that from your hair.
- Ooh.
- This is from Debun.
- Hey!
Right, like this.
Oh. (Claudia laughing)
- Yeah, but that takes away from the fun.
- That was so disappointing!
- Using a letter opener.
Ooh, what's that? - Ooh!
Oh my god!
- Shh, lightly.
- I'm not very good at-- - Volume control.
- My volume because-- - It's all right.
- Aw, you still love me?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, even though I'm really loud.
- It's all right.
It's only when you shout in my ear at night time,
I'm like (speaks quietly).
- Guess the volume Jessica.
It's lower.
(giggling)
Happy birthday gorgeous, time to shine.
I love it.
I love it. - I love it.
- Oh, hi Jennifer.
She just sent a Super Chat that says,
hi much love from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
- Hi! - Hi!
- It's pretty windy here as well actually.
- Aw, thank you so much,
by the way, you are so sweet.
Aw.
- They send us really nice-- - By the way.
- We had chocolate sour yesterday so,
I always think of them when I have chocolate sour
because they sent the patch. (cross talking)
- Love you guys!
By the way,
if you wonder what happens with all of the lovely things
you guys send me to my PO box,
I have a special little memory box where I put them.
- It's a little stamp!
- Oh wait, hang on.
- What?
- I'm...
I think she sent me this letter opener.
- Really?
- 'Cause, look.
Okay.
I'm trying to make the letter opener and stamp
sound more special.
Letter opener.
Stamp.
- Maybe, but we don't know for sure.
- Maybe
- This is lovely, look at this.
- Amazing!
Thank you so much.
Did Claudia make a missing Jessica vlog,
people would like to know.
- No.
- We should let you do one day though.
You would miss me.
- So bad I would cover my head.
- That's not true
- I was just telling them that.
(Jessica laughing)
Silence, and Jessica was like, yeah, that's not true.
- I love you, I would watch you all day every day.
- You do darling. - Geez.
This is so amazing.
- I'm much better in real life.
- What?
- I'm much better in real life.
- No, you're excellent in every way.
- Aw, thanks.
- You're very welcome.
Love you.
Okay, Super Chat, that I just like missed.
Sorry about that.
KierstenThomas says,
if you could watch one movie and one TV series
for the rest of your life, what would you both pick?
- That is hard.
- I would pick Buffy, as my TV show.
And as my movie,
I think I would pick "It's a Wonderful Life"
because I have to watch one film over and over,
so I might get really upset but,
well I can't watch other films so I would be upset
but "A Wonderful Life" makes me feel super good
I wouldn't feel so upset about never being able
to watch any other films.
- I think for mine, TV series might be...
That's quite hard, isn't it?
Maybe "Friends," because there's so many episodes,
so that would keep me kind of going for a while
and it's really funny.
And like even when you watch them again
it's still quite funny.
'Cause I was gonna say "Alias,"
but there's only six seasons I think
so I'd get bored of that.
And then I was thinking like maybe "Grey's Anatomy"
but that again,
that's like suspense drama and if you know
what's happening next, it's like meh.
- I kind of know what wrong with her already, so.
- Definitely a comedy. - Yeah!
Actually, I'm with you.
Are we allowed to watch each other's stuff?
Because if we are, we're good.
- Film-wise, I have no idea, that's quite hard.
Maybe "Imagine Me and You," 'cause I just love it.
- Oh I love that one!
- Yeah, and it's really cute
and it gives me this nice warm feelings
and even though I know what happens,
I always get that anxious feeling that they're
maybe not gonna get together.
- I know!
It's so cute.
People are like blah, blah, blah on it
because it's kind of bland, Clara I'm looking at you,
but it's great, okay?
Bland is amazing, actually,
it's not Clara who doesn't like it, it's Andrea.
- Yeah. - I think Clara likes it.
Sorry, sorry, so much Clara that I had just misnamed you.
Tivarny says thank you for helping
me and my girlfriend with our EDS.
Oh you're very, very welcome.
- How did you help them?
- I don't know.
- Your love and support.
- Yes.
Just by being like, hey connective tissue issue friends!
- Connective tissue issue friends,
that's just Stephanie on your next merch.
- Hey connective tissue issue friends!
Okay.
- C-T-I...
I was thinking, does that make word, no.
- Anyway.
With my merch, I'm intending to release one new design
every single month, ooh.
So Kellgren-Fozard Club members,
I am gonna make you very soon choose between three
different slogans to be released at the end of February.
Very exciting.
Oh if you're just joining us,
we're opening things from PO box
and answer questions on Super Chat, under 30 seconds.
Wait, Kathylieu1 says late happy birthday,
hope you like your present!
- Ooh, it's coming! - Thank you!
- Get my letter opener. - This is from Ollie.
- Wow, look at the number of stamps on there.
- Where's it come from?
Australia, that's why!
- Okay. - Flew a long way.
- There are like staples in this and everything.
Do you wanna? - Yeah I'll do it.
Should I do it with this,
would this work through the staples?
- I mean try not to break anything.
Oh dear.
We're trying.
- Maybe I'll go through this way.
- Yeah, thank you so much everyone who is just sticking
with this livestream,
as we attempt to open things.
And hey to everyone who's watching this back
on a delayed date,
like what on earth is this?
Ooh!
- Smells nice, whatever it is.
Smells nice.
- I wondered why you were smacking
your face against my hand.
- Not your hand but the gift smells nice.
- Ooh!
Oh look at the little heart.
- Pop me in your drawer
and I'll make your clothes smell nice!
- Thank you.
Dear Jessica, happy birthday,
thank you for all you do,
you don't know how happy it makes me
to see you upload a new video.
Ooh!
- You put it in your panty drawer.
(both laughing)
- Family friendly channel. - What?
- It's nice to have nice smelling pants.
Rather than smelly pants.
- Mm.
If they're in your drawer and freshly clean,
they should not be smelling.
Thank you so much.
- Next one.
- [Jessica] Oh, oops, I accidentally pressed a thing.
Okay, we're okay.
- Ta-da.
- Ooh, wow.
Letter opener.
- Nope. - Yep, sorry here.
I was studying it.
Why aren't you using the letter opener, Christ.
- I'll just be here (laughing).
Ooh.
- Okay, so I see what you meant.
I see what you meant.
A letter opener doesn't go through Sellotape.
Oh look, I opened it a little.
- Oh, cool!
Wow.
That's amazing, so cool!
Wow, bendy straws.
- That's pretty good.
- I mean, easily pleased.
I mean, ooh!
And a card.
- And the bendy straws were from, oops, something came out.
- Hello, Emilia.
- She drew us a picture.
- Oh no, it's a,
wow!
It's a picture of us!
I'm sorry you both kind of look like goblins.
Well I don't think we look like goblins Emilia.
Can you see it?
I don't know if it shows, this thing is so bright.
I don't know how to make it not so bright.
We don't look like goblins.
- And I'm doing the pose, I look like this.
- Oh wait.
- We're like, wait.
We're like...
- Wait we're backwards.
- Yeah a little bit.
(both laughing)
- Tilt your face a bit more.
Nah, nope, just (laughing).
(both laughing)
- Did you copy that from a photo?
'Cause when did we do that pose?
(cross talking)
- Thank you very much Emilia, I very much appreciate it.
Oh, we had a Super Chat that we just missed.
Clara messaged.
Jamietates said, please could you do a Jewish signs video?
I can't find any in any dictionary
and I need an interpreter at my Synagogue.
By the way, Shabbat Shalom!
I think I'm supposed to say that back.
- Shabbat Shalom!
Jewish signs.
I think I will need to find a deaf Jewish person
who knows all the signs.
I shall look into this.
- Next gift.
- Maybe I should make a video that's just like,
religious signs?
Oh, sorry, pulling things out.
Ah!
- It's not.
- (laughs) It's a letter opener!
- It's a personalized one!
- Oh, it's got a doggy on it!
- It looks like Tilly.
I think you could just do this, it's sharp.
- Oh. - Woo-hoo.
- (laughs) Well done, wife.
Look, it has a tiny doggy in a house.
Hide our faces.
You see the tiny doggy?
It's a doggy,
- And here's the other one.
- Where's the other one?
It's coming.
Aw look, it's got us, you got the doggy.
This is so good.
When we move into our new house,
we're gonna have an office with Clara,
her new office is a drawer
and it's gonna be so fancy.
And it'll have like a letter opener.
- Yes.
A letter opener basket.
Yeah.
You can start collecting them.
- Feliz Navidad, look!
Sorry, that was just very funny to me.
- Right.
Who was that from, that one?
Did it say, that letter over there?
- Well, it's made by graphicsandmore.com,
but it doesn't say--
- It doesn't say who it's from.
No there's no card.
No.
It was in this envelope.
It doesn't say.
(Jessica speaks quietly) It was from the envelope.
Oh, okay next one.
- Cutesandcheese confirmed that the letter opener
is indeed from cutesandcheese.
- Well done. - Thank you very much.
- Who is Jeebs and Them...
(speaks quietly)
Yeah, Fiojeebs.
- I'm just trying to think.
Okay, what?
See, this is the stuff I cut out of our videos.
Me going, what, what?
And her going, good job.
Clara says it's 5:55, well we're almost done.
- I know, she said hurry the...
- Huh?
Melissa sent the Walter one, thank you Melissa.
- Aw.
- Okay, a wish just for you.
- Oh, sorry, moved the laptop.
- Just don't pull the whole thing apart,
I don't know what would happen.
- That'll be the end of the video!
- Jessica, wish you another year full of wonderful,
where all of your dreams are focused on--
- Okay, this is the challenge.
I've got this many letter to get through
before the end of this video.
- Okay this is PhoebeRayRuthLouise on YouTube,
look at that card, thank you.
- Yay!
This one's from Alexandria Suladoxon,
with loads of, what are those--
- That has an address on it.
- Oh. (Jessica laughing)
Loads of nice stamps.
(Jessica exclaims)
- You guys and your stamps.
I always get the most beautiful letters to my PO box.
I am so grateful for them, thank you.
I am so grateful for these letter openers, indeed.
There we go.
Ooh, look!
- Peacock! - Pretty.
(Jessica gasps) - Wow!
That is awesome! - Oh my god!
- That is so nice, I love it.
- Oh my god, that's going on my special shelf.
- Yeah it'll make you really remember your birthday
because of the peacock.
- Aw, thank you, that is perfect.
Aw, my goodness.
And that's from Alexandria Suladoxon, thank you.
Oh that's so kind.
- Next.
We've got five minutes to get through these,
now you got four minutes.
- Oh, this is from WAGGGS which is the...
What are they called?
World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts.
- Ah.
- There ya go.
Hello.
- That is cool.
- Yeah, it's a International Woman's Day pin.
Wow, look at that.
International Woman's Day.
I'm gonna wear that one day.
- What's that, the 18th of March?
- Huh? - 18th of March, is it?
- It's the Friday after I gave that talk on YouTube
about International Women's Day.
- Yeah, I knew, I can't remember when it is.
I think-- - I'm so sorry.
It probably says.
- Right, next.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, continuing.
I have all my letter openers on my lap, ready to go.
♪ Celebrate ♪
This one is from Jenny Lynn Sherlton.
I'm very sorry about for every name I butcher.
Okay, happy birthday!
I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
Aw, thank you very much Jenny.
These are all gonna go into my very special memory box.
This doesn't have a name on it.
- No, just an address.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Oh I love using my letter opener.
- Oh, what was that?
That was so cool. - Oh, sorry!
Something just happened and we missed it.
- Glad you both got presents, love to the whole family!
- Aw, Nessa, thank you for the Super Chat
including lots of special custom emojis.
- We should get a custom emoji of Walter like,
what does he do?
Giving us one of his death stares.
- Oh Walter, yeah, Walter gives death stares and sulks.
- Moody will--
- That is all you get.
- You can celebrate for Tilly and maybe Walter.
- Okay, and then Nora Elizabeth also sent a Super Chat
and said, you two bring so much joy into my life,
truly lights that shine through the darkness.
I sent you your notebooks.
- Aw, thank you. - Thank you Laura, very kind.
Aw, look, that is a very cute sparkly card.
♪ Sparkly, sparkly, sparkly ♪
I appreciate it.
And yes, thank you very much.
Hannah Wright, there you are, there's your name.
- Aw, I never comment but I felt the need to write,
that's nice.
I never comment on people's videos.
- Aw.
Thank you.
- I don't know why, I think (speaks quickly).
- Hm? - Commenting.
Oh I know, I don't comment.
- Well you do, you reply to them.
- Oh yeah, I reply to people, but if I watch a video,
even if I'm like oh my god I love this,
I just tend to... - You should comment more.
- I should comment more, I'm gonna do that,
I'll start doing that.
I tend to like find the person on Twitter and then say,
I really love your stuff!
I think we've lost Claudia, she's down.
We're a girl down, we're a girl down.
This one's from Australia from Julia.
Happy birthday!
Thank you Julia, oh, handmade card.
Aw, thank you so much.
(Claudia speaks quietly)
I don't even, I don't know.
Right, lady.
Next card!
- I'm getting attacked.
- What is happening?
- His breath smells so bad.
- This is just a whole thing over here
that's just happening, just a whole thing.
Where is the top?
There is the top.
Hi, by the way, if you are just joining us,
we are now almost an hour into this livestream.
I'm opening cool things
that came to my PO box for my birthday, yay,
which was two weeks ago but I can still celebrate.
And also every time someone sends a question on Super Chat,
we will attempt to answer that question in under 30 seconds.
Plus points to everyone
who uses Super Sticker today as well
because we're trying to test them out.
Oh wow, yay, look.
(Claudia speaks quietly)
You all right down there?
Okay.
In the States.
Look it's from, can I get it off?
Okay no I can't, is from Roosevelt's Little White House
in Warm Springs, Georgia.
It's says we can do it!
- That's really cool.
- Yay!
Oh, so cute!
Oh, amazing.
Thank you very much.
- It says somewhere I can go if I haven't--
- Oh sorry.
Wait lemme open it.
Is there somewhere I can go if I haven't gotten
my Christmas merch yet?
Well I'm really sorry if that hasn't arrived yet,
it should've done,
'cause we've definitely posted all of the orders out now.
And if you send me an email,
which is hello@jessicaoutofthecloset.co.uk
then we should get back to you
and try to sort that one out for you.
And the next Super Chat which is from Hannah,
hope you get my gift, it's the largest box,
I hope there was no problem getting it to your PO box.
There's something puffy related in there.
Oh?
- There's no...
- Sometimes they make me go to the Post Office
for big boxes.
We're gonna have to search on this one, Hannah.
Thank you for letting me know.
- Is that the last letter?
- What?
- Oh no, sorry, I put it over here.
- If I don't open anything that you sent me in this video,
it's either because it's obviously said on it
do not open on camera, or it hasn't the arrived
and if that is the case,
please do let me know if it hasn't arrived
but you did say open to open on camera, thank you!
With love, nameless cat who's a dog at heart.
Attempted paw print.
I love that, nameless cat.
- This is from Sarah Richardson.
- I'm going to use my dog one.
It's what I'm gonna do from now on.
Just sitting around, that'd be fun.
I'm opening letters so well.
But yes, going to check stuff at the post office by the way,
don't worry everyone.
It was so lovely to meet you both this summer,
oh wait, sorry Mykayla, I know who you guys are.
I think that's Sarah from (speaks quietly).
- Sorry?
- I think that's Sarah from princessinaustralia,
it's a YouTube channel. - Oh.
- I made you watch it, you probably don't remember.
Mykayla, her girlfriend, who is British, I think.
- What are your best and worst purchases?
That's so random, question.
A question. - Oh I'm so sorry.
Maybe the camera fell over.
Frozen, frozen?
Oh no!
- Is it working?
- Wait lemme type, hi it's Jessica.
- Yeah you're back, it says we're back.
Must be Walter, he could've just stood on it.
- What's happened, we're back!
We're back!
Hi! - Hi!
Sorry, Walter probably... - So sorry everyone.
We're going to blame Walter.
Ooh look at this adorable Christmas card.
I'm really sorry,
did you all just miss the amazing story
that Claudia just told about being scammed in Malaysia?
- No I don't think they heard that.
- Oh well.
Oh well.
- We will never speak of it again.
- Thank you, Margaret.
- Next one.
Elizabeth Owen.
- Okay.
Oh, Clara's about to go and get her hair dyed I believe.
- The story was about me being, yeah anyway,
basically I was, what's the word?
- You were conned. - I was conned!
- She was conned.
She went into a shop intending to buy a lens,
the man did the whole like switcheroo thing
where he put stuff in the bag
but doesn't put stuff in the bag.
- And the best purchase was her engagement ring.
- My best purchase was your ring,
so all you missed was various minutes of us being soppy
and hearing I love you so much,
it's amazing, blah, blah, blah.
- Maybe that's why the camera froze,
'cause it was like this is, you know, restricted.
- Too much lesbianism, chill.
- Too much love for the camera.
- Okay.
Oh thank you, this one is from Elizabeth.
A-lizabeth?
Did I say a?
Elizabeth!
Okay, woo!
Do you plan to offer an increase in sizes
in your merch in the future?
Yes, I am working on that, my friends.
It's something that Teespring have to do.
We have a list of many things
that we've gone over with them.
That is one.
So yes, the attention is there.
In the future, we will have much larger range.
- Sorry about it.
- I'm very sorry about that.
- Yeah, some of them don't have extra small ones,
some of them go up to 5x and larger.
- It's very very weird, some of them go up to five--
- Yeah, I just said that.
- Love you!
Next one.
Next one is from Sandra.
- Don't stab yourself.
- This is from Sandra in Finland
who has the most beautiful penmanship.
Gorgeous, gorgeous.
I'm writing to Walter from our family dog, Nisse.
I think, N-I-S-S-E.
- Nice Nisse? - Nice, Nisse?
- Nice.
Nice. (both giggling)
- Oh is this the last one? - Yes.
- Oh my goodness.
This is from someone
who I think might be called EmmaUniverse, in which case--
- That is a good name. - Amazing, Emma.
- Miss universe.
- Wow.
- Miss universe. - Oh yeah!
Ooh, look it has a dragon on it.
This is from, I love it,
depending upon the speed of the mail,
either an early or late happy birthday Jessica.
- Yeah. - Thank you very much.
Aw, 100% relationship goal.
- Woo!
High five!
- Way to go wife, good job!
Thank you so much to everyone who sent me beautiful things,
to my PO box, the many letters which are amazing.
All of these fabulous cards, my mug, my new seal.
Oh! - The notebooks!
- The notebooks and the book.
- The Ariel doll. - Thank you all!
- Thank you so much to everyone.
From the bottom of my heart,
you guys are (snaps) absolutely fabulous
and I make content to make you happy, that's my goal.
So, let me know if there's stuff that you would like
to see more of on any of my various platforms,
be that YouTube, Instagram, or twitter.
And now I must tend to my wife.
Because you probably want some food, I don't know.
- Yes, we are actually going to go out for dinner.
I just had my afternoon snack.
- She's ready to move onto the next amongst foods.
- I'm actually gonna take her out
for a nice seafood meal, to celebrate the sale of our house.
- Yay!
- Which hopefully will go through,
'cause we have a very silly system in England
where you basically make an offer, your offer is accepted,
but there's no legal contract into really far ahead.
- So when you put all your stuff in boxes,
someone can suddenly stump you.
Good times.
(both speaking quietly)
Anyway, buh-bye friends! - Buh-bye!
- I will see you on Monday for a new video!
And...
- End. - End!