- When I walked in a car was covered,
I didn't know what to expect.
Okay.
- I'm back on DriveShare.
You know Airbnb for cars.
- I know those wheels,
- And honestly I'm at a loss so,
I'm going to throw a Hail Mary, KITT.
- Look it got that little thing on it.
(upbeat music)
Welcome to Miracle Whip,
every week I'm going to drive a different car
to see if it can be the car that I could drive,
every day for the rest of my life.
My miracle.
(upbeat music)
Siri's a great, great grandfather.
Look at that, 1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans AM.
Built for the 80's TV show.
- [Narrator] Knight Rider.
- Knight Industries Two Thousand, better known as KITT.
(sings)
When James got me this car for me,
I'm like this is a joke, this is a trick,
I'm not going to drive this car.
(sings)
Shout out to my Germans out there, you know what I mean.
(sings)
This thing is sexy, I mean the 80's was hot.
I mean this car got personality, got charm,
it looks good.
I'm really considering like
can I drive this car just off the look alone, forever.
But then, I popped the hood.
What?
Oh, this is a TV car, it's for show, like my muscles,
they look big on camera but in real life, produce.
You know what I mean, that's what I'm lifting.
Nothing fancy, no bells, no whistles, no chrome,
look like the 80s.
I felt as if I opened up a smokers lung,
all that partying we've been doing all these years,
this is what it's really like under here.
But look, this kick,
this my one and only chance to get to know this car
and see if we compatible.
Just having a moment with it, I'm sorry.
Hasselhoff signed the steering wheel.
I had to switch out steering wheels.
It look like a spaceship within it's self, look.
(imitates spaceship) (sings)
Let's see if me and KITT can get familiar with one another.
KITT, close the other door.
Hold on, I'm ordering the pizza.
- [Car] Knight 2000 microprocessor.
- Hey KITT, play me something funky.
(upbeat music)
As I'm driving this car,
I start to feel like Michael Knight.
Woo!
The more I drove it,
I actually felt like I was driving a celebrity around.
Hey.
You're actually the groupy in this situation.
You wanna tell car what to do
but the car tells you what to do.
You hit the gas and say go.
We're not going anywhere.
Car like no I'm not going.
It got bad knees now.
It's like asking OJ to run a four flat,
it's not gonna happen.
What's going on?
- This, you can't blast this car, I found out.
(James Laughs)
It got one of these steering wheels,
you can tell you can do this and
the car is not going to go anywhere.
The dash was a lot,
if I sneeze and hit one of these wrong buttons
something bad can happen.
- [Car] Michael, is that you?
- No.
When I first saw this car, was like this is beautiful,
this is a dream car, this is a Knight Rider.
I'm thinking this is gonna respond, be super fast,
I got injector seats,
I got missiles under here, but nope.
This car ain't made to go super fast,
it's not made for its cornering,
everything is starting to unravel.
Now I know what Dorthy felt like when she met the Wiz.
After driving around for awhile, me and KITT,
we went where other retired actors go ahead and hang out,
under a bridge.
KITT, KITT, KITT.
KITT was playing me some of his favorite tunes,
we got two totally different taste in music.
Sound system is meh, but what do you expect it's the 80s.
He kept calling me Michael for some reason.
- [Car] Michael, is that you?
- No, this is Barus.
It has no cup holders, no goddamn cup holders.
Oh I got a lot of looks in this car,
some I couldn't even understand
cause I couldn't roll down the window.
This guy was just speaking to me
but my window don't work on the side.
So I was like, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if I see it so far,
I can't give a yes or no.
I gotta see on the drive back.
(upbeat music)
Man, I'm glad James picked this car out 'cause
I never thought I would ever drive this car,
a day in my life.
You know what too me by surprise
when I'm driving this car?
The way it sits,
man the seats were way more comfortable as I thought
they just hug your back.
I mean it's a party act,
I didn't know that it was gonna be that dope.
And when your talking about driving a car everyday,
comfortable seats is a big deal.
If this car will get you laid in the 80s,
will it get you laid today?
I see you, hey.
I think it could.
Yeah.
She be 65 but she will be freaky 65.
This is cool man, this like driving a toy.
I start pressing buttons just to see what they do.
What did you say, KITT?
Then I got the Knight Rider beat.
♪ Uh, riding in the, KITT car ♪
♪ Feeling like a shit star ♪
♪ Don't the media ♪
Theme music is dope.
(sings)
This song gonna be in my head now.
Getting good looks, this the real deal,
yeah don't let nobody tell you it ain't. (laughs)
He's cruising, like putting on your best outfit
and just going out for a nice little stroll.
The way the people let you over,
like who's pulling out in traffic.
They were stopping like, come on by, come on by.
It gets a certain type of respect,
and not like that loud and aggressive,
respect that the old school camara stuff get.
The more like,
hey, let this lady cross the street respect, you know?
The more I drive it, I'm like man
the practicality of it set seeing.
For example, if this car blew a fuse,
I wouldn't know what a fuse box is to change it.
I wouldn't know which fuse.
There's a million fuses in here.
Can I go on a date with this car?
I don't know.
When a chick first says,
this is the coolest thing ever.
Then I went to, all went well.
Do I wanna take those chances?
So, is the Knight Industry 2000, my miracle whip?
Nah, you know what a car ain't my miracle whip.
I think they were just playing with me the whole time.
If you saw this car pull up,
who would you expect to get out of it?
Not me.
Thanks for Hagerty for bringing you
this season of Miracle Whip.
Lets say you found your miracle whip,
but you better have Hagerty Insurance.
Hagerty knows classic cars so who is better to insure him.
These cars aren't like the 2018s is rolling off the lot.
So Hagerty have things like guarantee value coverage,
so if your miracle whip gets tolled.
You getting cars full insured value.
No depreciation, no messing around, no hassle.
If you're not ferrying your kids to school everyday.
They have special rates
if you keep your baby in the garage.
KITT roll up.
Take your time KITT.
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