Where's my saran wrap?
[sighs] Come on, fellas.
I need a little help here.
I'm working my tail off, and you're playing.
Hey, fellas, have you seen the plastic wrap?
I hate spring break.
You never forget the time you let
your son buy his first locker.
He better hope it's a good memory for both of us.
Now these are-- puh!
They're dusty, but they're nice.
We can at least get $40. - Mm-hmm.
The Coca-Cola thing is worth something.
Now that's sweet.
That's, like, $40 right there.
That's old.
Ooh, that's going to be a cooler, huh.
Woo.
Oh, dang.
Air wrench.
Heck yeah.
And all the big tools are there.
$250.
Right on.
Got a heavy one.
Check that out.
It's heavy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, that's snap-on right there.
Good, good, good.
Hey, look.
No wonder why it's so heavy.
Keep it going.
The big drawer.
Very, very nice.
I would say, if we sell everything individually, $350.
We going to piece it out, dollar at a time.
You know how I do it.
Pick up the pace.
I got a date with your momma.
Tire.
Whoa.
Halt.
OK.
Who you talking to in there?
This Alpine Propel balancer.
This thing got some weight.
Airplane Propel-- oh.
Wow.
It basically just looks like a giant socket kit.
Well, couldn't tell you what it is.
Know it has to do with airplanes and balancing.
Looks like we've got some homework.
Yep.
Uh-oh.
Is it heavy?
Or you just making it look heavy?
It's rolling.
Now this whole entire box right here is $550 on the dot,
is what I would charge.
Dang.
With all the tools and that right there, guaranteed.
I got to give you props.
You knew what to do.
You really came through.
A plus, after you get the truck and trailer.
Man.
Ope.
There it is.
I brought Zoe with me today to help me go through the locker.
She could help me lift things and do the math.
First thing I want to do is roll this barbecue out.
This has got a grill on it.
It's got a smoker.
I can get $250, $300, no problem.
See this little baking dish right here?
- Yeah. - This is Le Creuset.
Oh.
This is about $80, $90.
Holy mackerel.
Look at this.
Hey, Zoe.
Yeah.
Look at all these LEGOs.
Do you know anything about LEGOs?
No.
That could be worth a few hundred bucks.
Oh, two more Le Creuset.
I can get $60 on the big one and $40 on the little one.
Chopping block.
That, Zoe, right there, is 75 bucks.
I'll get 50 bucks apiece on these chairs.
And how many is there?
Four, so $200.
You're better than your Uncle Brando.
Let me get over here.
Just a bunch of more dirty, dusty stuff.
What the heck?
What is all this stuff?
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Oh--
Skeleton stuff.
--my god.
These are bizarre.
Look at this.
This is a snake, probably.
That's definitely a snake.
You think-- you know your reptiles.
That I know.
Yes, I do.
Does that creep you out?
No.
Oh, that creeps me out.
That's a bird.
You can tell by the beak right there.
Ahh.
Would that be fun, for me and you to go
get this stuff checked out?
Very fun.
Zoe loves animals, and Grandpa loves money.
This is a perfect find.
Look at the tail and everything.
[snort] Ahh.
We are here to make money and do business, not to play.
Well, and to have fun.
No, we don't have fun.
But this does look a nice wheelchair.
Actually, it looks like it's brand new. $100 down,
$215 to go.
Freshly roasted Bokar ground-to-order coffee service.
All that private school I'm paying for, that's
the fastest you can read?
That's cool.
What else is in there?
Another can.
Bokar Coffee Supreme Ground Steel Cut.
These look pretty old.
People actually collect that stuff.
So that's cool. That's $20.
Records.
OK, records.
That's actually a good box.
That Zeppelin, Steely Dan.
That's 50 records.
At $5 apiece, that's another $250 box.
Bam.
Look, perfume bottles.
Conservatively, that's another 100 bottles in here.
Let's just say--
$500.
Bottles.
That's all colognes and perfumes again.
Good thing this girl is cute, or I'd leave her in the locker.
You start packing up, OK?
I'll be right back.
Just wait till Mom hears this.
I heard that.
All the way up.
There you go.
And we're back with the kids to check out our $1,200 hoarder
locker.
I'm trying out this voice, so I don't sound so bitchy.
But really, I'm mad.
Go ahead and get that out.
Those are good shelves right there.
20 bucks.
Yeah.
Aw.
That's all?
That's as far as you can go with it?
That's all trash.
Let's trash this whole thing.
Trash.
[crash]
[laughs]
There's a treadmill in there.
Probably 100 bucks, I'm guessing.
Textbooks.
Brand new.
Bring it here.
Barely used.
This is like school supplies.
It's all notepads and pencils.
10 bucks.
There's a lot of small dollar items in here.
But these kids need to find something of real value.
If we don't make 1,500 bucks, there's
no money in this unit for you.
You guys have worked for free.
OK, well, I'm not working anymore then.
That's your solution?
You are your mother's daughter.
Cameron, I don't want you standing
on the edge like that, man.
You look like you're about to fall.
And I want you to know, if you fall, we'll just leave, OK?
You'll become storage people.
Hey, Dad.
What is it?
Brandy, look what Cameron found.
What?
Show me.
What in the--
it's like a chemistry set.
You think this is worth anything?
That's a beaker.
It's worth something.
I don't know what it's worth.
It's worth knowing what it is, that's for sure.
To the science lab.
[laughs]
To the nerd fair.
I mean, science fair.
I like nerds.
Smart girl.
Oh, they are a great candy.
This is probably one of the worst
units we've had in a while.
And it's a prime example of why kids should
never enter the storage game.
Well, let's see what's in her.
This is a good locker, but I don't
know if it's fintuple good.
I'll grab the first item.
Oh, you're still a long ways away.
5 bucks.
Oh, I'm a little bit closer.
I got this awesome toolbox.
Looks like mostly Husky tools, a little bit of Craftsman.
- I'd say at least $50. - At least $50?
Got the case too.
Oh, yeah.
Foam cover. - Hey, guys.
- Hey. - Hey.
Just in time.
One on each side. - OK.
All right.
God.
See, every time we deal with Ivy, we get put to work.
Getting a workout.
Ah.
Do, like, 10 more of those.
You need it,
Here you go, strong lady. $150 for the set.
OK, this chair is awesome.
This is like a $15 chair.
Woo, score.
Yoo!
Score.
Woo.
The hell is going on?
I don't know.
Wait.
What?
Score.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, [bleep]
Oh, my god.
That's awesome.
That's brand new.
Wow.
All right, muscle.
Ooh, it's a Samsung.
Is it a steam thing?
Yeah, it's a dryer, but it does steam,
and it does heat. $700?
Mm-hmm.
$700.
Nice looking little dresser right here.
So we put these three pieces together,
we're probably at 150 bucks.
I would think so.
This is a little beat up.
This is probably looking at 100 bucks.
So, hey, you doubled your money, but--
Did not fintuple.
Let's go.
Next time.
All right, get started.
Raider shirts.
New York Yankees.
Oh, that's cool.
Raiders, Raiders.
That box is at least 100 bucks.
That looks like comics.
They're sealed also.
100 bucks?
Yeah.
Baby Harley Davidson jacket.
That's 20 bucks.
Baby biker.
So these are all jerseys.
These are 375 bucks apiece.
Now, we're not going to get that,
but this is Pro Bowl Hawaii '96.
These are 100 bucks a pop.
So you got $100, $200.
This is a Raiders one that's a Nike Jersey.
That's another $100.
$400.
I don't know.
These are, like, 50 bucks apiece.
500 bucks. $550, $650, $750, $850, $950, and then
a Pro Bowl shirt, $1,050.
Bridget, this is good.
There's easily $60 of tools right here.
We're making progress.
Slowly.
With that type of attitude, that's how
people go to boarding school.
Uh-oh.
Oh, what is that?
Check this out.
Mm.
Don't drop it.
This is more your face.
Put this on.
It's old, and it's--
It's really old.
That is cool.
OK, tell me if this hurts.
- OK, oh. - Does it hurt?
No.
OK, how about this one?
No.
[laughs] I'm sorry.
You should be.
This is, like, old baseball gear.
Oh, wow, look.
I bet you that's like, 1930s or older.
It's older than you.
What-- it's not older than me.
What else is in there?
That is super cool.
If we're lucky, this will pay a whole locker.
We're going to get all this checked out.
Hey, you're like my lucky charm.
I should bring you more often.
It's the cat ears.
Rule number one in the storage game, wear gloves.
- There is-- - Ope.
Hey, hey, hey.
--too many helpers.
Get that box right there.
Pull it out.
- Yeah. - Is it full?
And it's empty.
Is it in there?
It's empty.
It's--
There you go.
Phew.
Box number one.
Got the boxes out.
Hey, that's pretty nice.
Yeah.
It's got like, that fake marble
top to make it look expensive.
Probably 100 bucks.
Ready?
There we go.
Pull that one out to the back there.
Get everything out that's back there.
What's an iRocker?
Great. Bike pump.
Hold on.
This is important.
What is it?
It's an iRocker.
It's a golf bag.
That's probably an air mattress.
That's the thing.
What could it be?
I don't know.
Oh, something to pump up.
[gasps] It's a kayak.
Is it a kayak?
It's a paddle board, no?
There's sand in it.
What is that?
It's used.
It looks like--
It's a paddle board.
- It's a paddle board. - Come on.
Lay it out.
Let's see it.
That thing is huge.
That's what she said.
Don't you think that these are expensive?
- I think they're expensive. - Yeah.
We should totally get this checked out.
We should get this checked out.
And this couch right here is a huge sectional.
- It is a-- - Leather with--
--huge sectional.
--with microfiber, and it's clean.
It's not stained or anything.
That's probably a $300 couch.
Stop playing with swords, Peyton.
- It's not safe. - Not until you're 13.
Hold that.
See, you can't open it either.
Pull it.
Come on, ready.
Three, two, one. Oh.
Ah! [laughs]
Haha.
Did you break it?
Now it's broken.
Great, Jared.
How could you?
That's why we can't have nice things.