Thanks to all of you, I am just 75,000 away from reaching a million subscribers on Youtube!
But there’s one way I might reach a million even sooner…
I am on an adventure, to become the world’s first Case Unboxing Millionaire. So far, things
haven’t quite gone my way, having lost over $4,000 unboxing Weapon Case 1 skins. But today
I am turning my focus to the Esports 2013 case in the hopes of turning that loss, into
a profit. These cost about $21 each to unbox. Remember today, people, for it is the start
of the climb to being the world’s first Case Unboxing Millionaire!
How, you ask? …Like this.
8 in and I get myself a Covert Death by Kitty! It may be the highest grade of skin in the
game, but it’s not actually as valuable as some of the Factory New classified ones.
Let’s see if we can get one of those.
This is what I’m talking about- a Stat-Trak, Field-Tested AWP Boom is worth a WHOPPING
$75.40! But even this isn’t enough to offset the insane cost of opening these cases, and
even with my good luck I find myself down over $200 down by the 18th case. Let’s hope
the knife is near.
At wear levels below Factory New, the value of the Red Laminate skin quickly drops off-
this Minimal Wear Red Laminate barely covers the cost to unbox it, whereas a FN would be
worth 7 times more… and a FN Stat-Trak one, over 50x as much. Provided you can sell it.
This is more like it! A Minimal Wear, Stat-Trak Death by Kitty is worth a cool $193. I could
open 9 cases for that. Let’s do it.
2 covert skins almost back to back! What a lucky person I am.
And there it is! A… gut knife Safari Mesh. Worth $82.
And I only had to open 950 cases, spending $19,741, to reach it. And it only took 2 hours.
Provided I manage to sell all 950 skins I’ve unboxed, that brings my loss down to just
$14,591.26. But did any of you guess this? And if so, why didn’t you believe in me?
The closest is JohnyDXPower, whose prediction was out by just $16. With that sort of luck
you should probably try gambling! But obviously don’t. Impressive achievement Johny. Have
2 klikpoints. A klikpoint for Sujay95’s guess which was
less than $38 out, and one for aptly named ‘fck’ for a guess $57 off. That’s how
I felt about this too.
An honourable mention to John Saydlowski, for being close to the total amount I’ve
lost so far.(18560loss) And to all these people, for forgetting a
0.
And to Hans Wurst, who correctly predicted I wasn’t going to make a profit… but who
chose to play it rather safe any way.
Next time I’ll be unboxing… oh, I don’t know, the Winter Offensive Weapon Case. It’s
got beauties like the AWP Redline, and M4 Asiimov. And the M249 Magma. And it only costs
like, $5 an unboxing which I think is what I need right now. How much do you think I’ll
make or lose from unboxing this one? REMEMBER: you’re NOT predicting the running total.
Forget about how much I’ve lost so far, like I’m trying to.
And stop adding a space! Don’t have a space. Thanks.
Check out the caseconvars site for a free unboxing simulation, so you won’t have to
re-mortgage the cat or have to shift the 100 sanddunes you unbox.
I am currently at a $18,984 loss. But I’ve learned my lesson, and will be adjusting my
unboxing strategy accordingly. Soon, I’ll be a millionaire; the world’s first case
unboxing millionaire. Also check out 3OrMoreBones’s awesome cover of the music used in this video.