- I love music
- Me too!
Oh my god, we have so much in common!
It's like we were made for each other!
You know, this is gonna sound weird, uhm..but..
Do you like...
...water?
Yes!
I can't live without it!
Me too!
What about breathing?
*le gasp*
*gasping intensifies*
You totally get me!
here it starts
*phone keyboard sounds*
Hey!
What about we just put down our phones..and just talk?
I mean I feel like people are just so distracted and..
...you never get a chance to know each other
OK!
*background music*
You like stuff?
No, not really..
...okay
*phone keyboard sounds*
*message sent*
everyfirstdateever
ha
You can always tell when a couple is on a trainwreck first date.
You mean...kinda like this one?
ey yeah...
Sorry Marcus...
I don't know why I agreed to this...I'm not even gay.
Split the check at least?
I forgot my wallet..
Perfect!
Perfect (inaudible)
SIKE!
I AM GAY AND I'M JUST A DOUCHEBAG!
hAHaHA
Damn you Marcus (something..)
Always just far too trusting..
everrerereeverR
So I'd say this date is going pretty well don't you think?
Kiss me you fool!
*o dang waddup*
Now that the long distance kiss is over
*clap clap*
Let's get started with the long distance love making!
wooh
Let's do this!
Who the hell would go on a blind date?!
I'll just leave this here.. no rush.
:o
(Oh god he's gonna pick the check!)
(Was this a date?)
(I thought we're only friends!)
(I'll have to pay for this check or else she'll think I'm cheap!)
(And she'll never wanna go to date with me again!)
(Oh we're touching this is so awkward!)
(Oh she's flirting with me, this is SO awesome!)
(How do I get out of this?...I know..)
(How do I take this to the next level?..I know!)
- Can I be your boyfriend? (I'm your friend!)
(together) No!
Every fear of commitment ever!
Okay, now..
Which one of you is Steve?
It's hard to tell when the profile pic is just a shirtless Ash Ketchum!
Uh excuse me, are any of you Steve?
That's me!
Oh shoot, okay..
Which one of you put on your Tinder that you love puppies and long walks on the beach?
(omy)
Oh shoot, okay uhm..
Which one of you is a neglecting soul that believes dreams come to reality with hard work?
Not me...I'm lazy as f&%@
Uhm...
Which one of you hates fatties?
Not me!
I LOVE fatties!
kay!
I guess you're my Steve then!
hello!
So great to finally meet up with you!
I mean I've been so busy with school..
Oh, school? What school do you go to?
Thomas Jefferson
Oh, is that a..community college or..?
Middle school.
*le gasp x2*
Oh..
Do you think you can drive me home? My curfew's 9:30
15 minutes..
Uhm..
Every mixed signal ever
*laugh*
That's so funny *laughs*
See? I'm glad you're havin' a good time..
It's hard to make these Tinder dates work out sometimes
Oh, nonono
I'm laughing at what my next date said in our chat.
Thanks for the food, by the way
You're very generous..thank you!
Hi, Greg! Sorry to keep you waiting.
Oh hey, can I please get the dessert menu?
Every second base on the first date ever
Okay, on the count of three, let's say our favorite kind of water, ready?
(together) One..
(together) Two..
(together) Three!
- Fiji! - Coconut!
*le gasp x3*
- I don't know if this is gonna work I mean coconut water isn't actually water.. - I don't know if this is gonna work I mean Fiji's a mountain?
(together) YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Every. First Date. Ever
Thanks for giving me a ride home!
Sorry I'm twelve..
You know Steve, I had a really nice time tonight
Call me in six years?
You got it babe.
*opens car door*
*typical drama ending amirite*