- I found some of the most popular videos on TikTok,
and I want you to guess which one you think has more views.
If you guess wrong you get pelted with an egg.
- What happens if I get it right?
- I get pelted with an egg.
- I like that one.
- All right, so here's option one.
It's a tennis TikTok.
It just hits the balls.
- All right.
- And then the kid falls,
and this is option two.
- So either tennis ball or monkey man.
- Which one of those two got more views?
- If I know the internet, it's monkey.
I think it's B.
- Oh, you are wrong!
Okay, you ready?
Oh, yo, I got hit with crossfire.
- It was warm.
My shirt says "Be nice to me".
That's not very nice.
- Our next set, we have this giant purple snake.
- It's a worm, idiot.
- How do you pronounce that name right there?
- Yoohoo.
- I almost thought this was a try not to laugh,
and I almost was like, "Oh no, I laughed."
- Which got more views?
Purple Snake or yahoo!
- Purple snake.
- Let's see if you're gonna get egged again.
- It had to.
- You were correct.
Wow, purple Snake got 70 million views!
- Whoa, blew it outta the water.
- And that only got two.
Okay, well I have hat hair.
- Mm, you're about to have egg hair.
Here, I got you, I'm gonna crack the egg.
Do you feel the egg? - No.
Ow.
- Thank you purple snake.
Is it gonna get worse?
- Oh, it's gonna get way worse.
- What?
- We're gonna get way grosser than eggs.
- Oh my God, oh no, Jimmy, a kitty.
- Okay.
- Uh oh.
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and lock it in with B.
- Okay, you think B?
- I feel B all day, B has the energy of 38,000,000 views.
- I think it was B as well.
What?
- Well, you are wrong.
All right.
You know what Jimmy, if I'm wrong put egg on my face.
I guess I'm wrong.
- It's just dripping.
- There's a egg shell on my face.
- We just started, this is already disgusting.
- All right, let's keep her going.
- Go away, I don't know what you're saying.
- I've seen this, but I don't remember.
This is frustrating 'cause I've seen all of these,
but I don't remember how many views they got.
- She acted like she got ran over,
did that get more views than this guy?
- Whoa. - Oh.
That was sly, which one got more views?
- Man, TikTok loves Karen, but that was a cool magic trick.
- Yeah, if I was you I'd go B.
- I'm gonna go B.
Oh. - Hey.
- Hey.
- That's why you listen to me.
Hey, you want the egg?
Too late.
- Wow.
- Loser now gets squirted with ketchup.
- That's crazy.
Almost as crazy as...
What, is this a child?
- No way that's real.
- Whatever you're selling I ain't buying y'all.
- Well, my name is Skylar White yo,
my husband is Walter White yo.
- The fact that you've seen this
means it probably has more views.
- I'm gonna go with B.
- Oh my gosh, you were... - Told you.
Ketchup, ketchup, eh.
Wait, did we take the thingy off?
- We did.
- I'll be nice, I'll do a smiley face on your shirt.
Boop, and a little boop, and a little boop.
- Oh, it's so cold.
- Oh, I made a sad face.
No, it's not even sad, it's just disappointed.
- Probably 'cause it's on me.
- Now it's happy, yay.
- Is this what my career has come to?
♪ Belial ♪
♪ Behemoth ♪
♪ Beelzebub ♪
♪ Asmodeus ♪
♪ Satanus ♪
♪ Lucifer ♪
- I love that.
He could kill you, but he's so cute.
- He's like, "I'm sorry dad."
- A, A all day.
- I agree.
- B was way drawn out. - B was super long.
- Oh why?
Dang it.
- Prepare your nipples.
- Hey, prepare my possum.
I got ketchup nipples.
Ew, why did it sound like that?
Ew, it's on my toes now.
My nipples are bleeding,
I just ran a marathon.
- Ah, my ear buds are covered in ketchup now.
I used to enjoy this channel.
- Minecraft IRL, that's gotta be a Russian kid.
- That has to hurt.
- Do, do, do, do, do.
- Can I take a pick this time?
- Yeah.
- I think it's this one that got more views.
- It's gotta be tree girl.
- No doubt in my mind number B got way more views.
I don't wanna be here anymore.
- Woo baby.
I swashed my hair around and it made egg go in my ear.
Here's the thing Jimmy, you just don't spend as much time
on the internet as me.
He's going head,
does that mean I have to go head next time?
- Are you happy?
- Yeah, you look like a Nathan's hotdog.
- Here, can step off to the side real quick.
- He got caught in the crossfire.
- If I hadn't of stepped off to the side
I probably would've been fine.
What the frick?
- I'm trying to protect you.
- I'm dirtier now.
- This one we're picking blind, A or B?
- B.
- I'll pick A.
Oh, you're done. - Oh.
- No way this didn't get more views than whatever's next.
- What?
That's just not fair.
- You're kidding me, if this stupid crap gets more views.
- I will celebrate.
- If a man pouring air in a bowl gets more views
than those beautiful ice structures.
- I've been saying this my whole life,
"Don't try, just post bull crap on TikTok,
and you'll get 100s of millions of views."
- Happy?
- You're being pretty generous
with the amount of ketchup you're doing.
- Ah.
- Oh.
- He got a third daughter.
- And he said ahh.
- Poor guy.
- What do you think got more,
a poorly edited attack on Titan throwing a rock,
or somebody revealing a new life into the world?
I'm gonna go with attack on Titan.
- I'm gonna go with the gender one,
I think they're gonna flip flop.
- Yes sir, I'm really good at the internet.
- I'm going back to eggs.
- Most of that got on me.
- Look at this goofy phone.
- What?
What?
- What the heck?
- Oh, I've seen this guy,
I actually love his TikToks.
- Wow, that's really good.
- I'm going with B. - A.
- I'm doing great, I never do this good.
That was excellent.
- It's time we take things to the next level,
the next person to get it wrong gets hit with shaving cream.
- Are you sure you wanna do that?
You've been getting a lot wrong.
He's gonna eat it, oh, he ate a little banana.
Oh my God, he's so cute.
I want 10 of them right now.
- Yo, they're kind of cold bro.
- No they're not.
- What you picking?
- I'm gonna go with cute animal, A.
- I'm going with B.
- I'll take that pie now sir.
- Thank you.
All right, we got a guy sitting down.
- Oh.
- What happened?
I only have one eye now.
Oh my.
- Why were they recording that?
- Help, I've been stung by a wasp.
- B, B.
- I pick B.
- Was what I would've said if I was an idiot, it's A.
Ha.
I'm gonna go from the top this time.
- Okay.
Will I be able to see at the end?
Watch to find out.
Bacon strips, of course.
Whoa.
I don't even need to see the next one, I pick A,
it doesn't matter what I say I'm gonna lose.
You know what?
Now I'm switching it to B,
I'm gonna pick B.
Bro, I don't care about the clip,
just tell me if I get pied again.
There we go.
My gut told me A, which is why I switched it to B,
because my gut's just wrong.
What's that over there?
Honestly I could've got a better hit.
We're just gonna keep stacking them on the right side.
- Thanks bro.
Kitty, it's so cute.
I've seen this one.
B, call it, dibs.
- And here's the thing, since the cute animal won earlier
I think A.
Never bet against the cute animals.
- Go for it.
All right, play the video.
Hey, I can still hear it.
- Let's go.
- Oh eggs.
- The punishment is now eggs, 'cause there's eggs.
- Oh my God they're playing chess,
I just figured that out.
Holy crap, that's genius.
- All right, I pick A.
- B.
- Wow. - Yes sir.
Give me that egg, never let them know your next move.
- Ow.
- It didn't crack.
- Ow, stop, stop.
Oh my gosh.
- That egg was a rock.
Oh he's chewing his leg, yeah I saw that,
it's the grossest thing ever.
It sounds like he's breaking his leg.
- If I add solution of boric acid
and methanol and light it on fire,
I get a really nice green color.
- Oh my God, this is so interesting and smart,
ghost flame.
- Ah, you pick B?
- I pick B. - I pick A.
Of course you win.
Here, I'll take two eggs, ow.
Ow.
- Congratulations.
- I'm gonna go take a shower.
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