[crowd cheering]
Announcer: All right, folks,
you know what's happening!
It's time for Wrestlecrazia!
Let me hear you scream!
And tonight,
we have a matchup for the ages.
First in the ring, with 19 wins and 1 loss,
the blizzard of blades himself,
the Human Chainsaw!
- Yeah!
The Human Chainsaw is here!
[imitates chainsaw revving]
After I lost last year,
I was down, Joe.
Real down.
But then,
I got back up and I walked a long path
over land and over the sea to rebuild that chainsaw,
and tonight that path ends in re-re-revenge!
Ahahah!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
- And his challenger,
welcome for the first time in Wrestlecrazia,
Togbort!
- I am Togbort!
Yay!
[silence]
[one person claps]
My path here was also quite long.
I, too, crossed land and sea,
but I also crossed
the treacherous mountains of Althenia,
and the mucky swamps of the Kravilakard,
where I had to tread lightly
or risk becoming prisoner of the evil Bog Weevil!
[plays merry tune]
Callooh! Callay!
Audience member: Go Togbort!
- Looks like both of our Wrestlecrazia wrestlers
went through a lot to get here today!
Which will make victory all the sweeter!
- A victory for me,
because the Human Chainsaw has no other option
but to win back that belt!
- I, too, have no other option
but to win the belt of fortitude and enthusiasm!
[gasps]
For you see, my people,
the tiny, yet plucky Poppelies
are under the curse of a witch
who has turned us all into statues of pumpkins!
- Okay, this is too much information!
- What's your backstory?
- Dude, I--
I'm a chainsaw th-that's human, okay?
- Oh.
Ka-kaw!
[high-pitched note plays]
Thank you, Magpiesious,
my trusty deer friend.
[deer grunts]
[music ends with a flourish]
Now, let us turn to chapter 9,070--
Oh!
My tales of legend!
[gasps]
- Nobody needs to know all of this, dude!
- I mean, we kind of do need to know this stuff
if we want to understand the motivations
of the characters in Togbort's world,
there's like 17 races of fairy people,
and each has a gem of power.
- Come on.
- It's a lot to get through, but it's...
[echoing] really rewarding when it all comes together!
Togbort: Callooh! Callay!
[plays merry tune]
- Gimme that music stick.
Huh, huh?
[wood snaps]
[Togbort crying]
- I earned that pipe
by answering the riddles of a goblin!
- Enough, all right!
The audience isn't here
to listen to your complicated backstory.
[imitates chainsaw revving]
[audience chanting "callooh callay"]
Enough, okay?
You and me, Togbort, come on!
- Ka-kaw!
[high-pitched note plays]
Announcer: Folks, things are really heating up here.
It looks like Togbort's grabbing a sword,
this is highly illegal!
Chainsaw's appealing to the ref
who doesn't notice,
oh, here it comes!
[blow lands]
[audience cheering]
[slapping the ground]
[bell rings]
[audience cheers]
[evil laughter]
Another challenger has entered the ring!
- That's right, the witch is here
and she's bad to the bone, baby!
The curse will be--
[chair slams]
[audience gasps]
[Togbort gasps]
- Quest buddies?
- Yeah, callooh callay or whatever.
[all cheering]
Togbort: Callooh! Callay!
- Hi everybody, as the star of this sketch,
I want to invite you to like this video,
subscribe to the channel,
and share this with a friend.
- Callooh! Callay!
[all cheering]