- You always hear about Mrs. Fields, but I always wonder
what's Mr. Fields- - Dead.
- Good morning!
Guys, I had this realization that I'm always around
but I'm never like here, nah mean? (chuckles)
Nah mean?
- Sorry Ian, you're like acting kinda different,
are you okay?
- Yeah, usually you come in
and groan about something that to you,
mention some horrifying fact from history
and then take an early lunch.
- I started seeing a new therapist, Dr. Brevel.
And it's amazing,
it's been like breakthrough after breakthrough,
and I'm just so happy!
You know like, I'm the Ian that I've always wanted to be.
Isn't that glorious. (laughs manically)
- Yeah. - Yeah.
All right guys, you have a banger of a day. (laughs)
All right does anyone need any help?
Oh Selena, I see, don't pretend like you didn't see me,
put me to work, Selena, put me to the work.
- Whoa, I guess this is Ian happy.
- Yeah, it's like this whole new, nice, alive,
behind the eyes Ian.
It's weird. - Yeah.
But I guess, good for him.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
(upbeat music) (Ian laughing gleefully)
- No, no, no, sit down, I got you lunch.
- Oh Ian, I didn't order any lunch.
- I know you didn't, I'm surprising you with lunch
because I think you're great!
You know, not many places make Thanksgiving meals
at this time of the year
but I pulled a couple strings for you.
Eat up silly!
(Ian gobbles repeatedly)
That's a turkey.
(upbeat music)
Yeah.
- Ian, are you washing my car?
- Yeah, oh I'm actually glad you're here.
Could you unlock the car?
I'm gonna vacuum the inside.
I hope you like lemon scent.
(Ian giggles gleefully)
Uh-oh, someone's got a lotta fast food wrappers in there.
Treat yourself, burger queen. (giggles)
I'm washing Courtney's car.
(door knocking)
- [Shayn] Someone's in here.
- Hey buddy!
Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
- Maybe.
- No, I don't think so, I don't think I've told you enough.
So I wrote you a little poem.
It's called Shayn, a poem.
S stands for so cool.
H stands for holy moly this guy is cool.
A stands for ah cool.
Y stands for your cool
N stands for nobody is as cool as Shayn.
(foreboding music drowns out Ian)
- The new Ian sucks.
Him at his best is the (beep) worst.
- This is not the Ian. I became friends with.
Like I'm super happy he is getting better.
- Plus like so good for him.
- Totally, like mental health is so important,
but it doesn't fit him.
It's like putting a tuxedo on a dog.
Like it's super cute at first,
but the more you look at it, it's like-
- This is (beep) up.
- Hey, just checking to see if anyone wanted a massage?
From a massage gun, of course, I'm not a creepo. (giggles)
- I just wanna (beep) punch him.
- We need to find Dr. Brevel.
- Uh-oh, choo-choo, massage train coming!
- Thanks, thank you, man, thank you.
- [Ian] You're welcome. - That's very cool.
- Now you. - No, no, no, no.
I don't wanna, please, I don't wanna.
(foreboding music)
(light shutters loudly) (foreboding music)
(panicked screaming)
- What's going on, what's happening?
- Leave Ian alone, Dr. Brevel,
or should I call you, Dr. Brevel?
- What, I can't, he came to me.
- Well, make him un-come then!
Because we were doing so much better when he was doing bad.
- What, so you guys want your friend to be miserable?
- He's more of a work acquaintance, Dr. Brevel,
but yes, that would be better for us.
He's making the office really weird just by being nice,
and we hate it!
- Stay in your lane. - Stay in your lane!
- Stay in your lane!
- Okay.
All right, listen.
Hey, hey, if I, oh my God, may, I, I...
Based on this behavior,
I would say that the solution
isn't for Ian to stop seeing a therapist,
but for you all to start.
Seems like you guys have some things
that you need to work on.
So, let's just forget about all this.
And we work together
in finding you guys some professional help.
- Okay, well maybe she's right.
Maybe Ian changed and it's a good thing.
Maybe we should change too.
What do you guys think?
(upbeat music)
(indistinct chatter)
- We should've taken her purse though.
- Okay. - Okay, we got it.
- Come on, come on, come on, come on.
(heavy thudding)
- Oh my God, that was awesome.
(upbeat music)
- Oh hey guys, I'm reading this thing about Jeffrey Dahmer.
Did you know that he would take (beep)
popsicle stick and (beep).
And that's why
you should never buy ice-cream from an ice-cream truck.
- Yeah.
- It's great to have you back, Ian.
- Okay weirdo.
Guys, I'm gonna go for lunch.
See you on Monday.
- All right, we fixed Ian! (chuckles)
- Also, I heard that if you kill a therapist,
you gain their powers.
- Oh really, well why do I hate my parents so much?
- Because they're lame as (beep).
- Oh my God, you really do have therapist powers.
- Yeah, there's some things I've observed from both of you
that I would like to discuss.
I think maybe we could set up a session.
(foreboding music)
- Yes, a session. - Yes, a session.
(heavy thudding)
- Coffee? - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- He fits in there.
- Yeah, real easy.
- Like a shoe in a shoe box.
- [Director] Great, cut.
(indistinct chatter)
- Three, two, one!
- Oh my God.
(heavy thudding) (background laughing)
- We gotta go, we gotta go!
- That wasn't the plan, man!
- [Damien] (beep) your plan!
(laughing loudly)
- That was like the opposite of what we were supposed to do.
(laughing loudly)
Jesus Christ.
- Holy crap! (laughs)
- Why do I kill?