- Hi.
Just gotta send an email and then I'll be right with you.
Okay?
Oh, you again.
- Is hula hoop a sport?
- Uh, I don't thi--
- Can owls walk?
- Is Dilbert Jewish?
- Recipe using only crackers.
- Facebook.
- (sigh) Lazy.
- Directions to downtown.
- Well it's gonna be 35 minutes unless you use Waze.
- Get off the highway!
Now, now, now!
- Selena Gomez-- - [Google] Gomez feet.
- Taylor Swift-- - [Google] Swift feet.
- Katy Perry-- - [Google] Perry feet.
- What is wrong with people?
- What happens if plant sesame seed?
- Oriental rug, politically correct?
- How to become astronaut.
- Bad news.
- Hmm.
How to work for NASA?
- Sorry.
- Planetarium jobs?
- Nope.
- Planetarium volunteers?
- Uh uh.
- Help wanted, laser tag.
- Now we're talking.
- Dad from The Nanny dead.
- Now cut across four lanes of traffic!
- Mayonnaise as butter substitute.
(gags)
- Facebook.
- You know, you can just...
- Google Wave, what happened?
- We killed it.
- Google Glass, what happened?
- We killed it.
- Google Car.
- Oh, oh, oh, whoa, now, now,
this is gonna be amazing actually.
- Okay to drink expired milk?
- No!
- What happens if drank expired milk?
- Oh my god, why did you ask me in the first place?
- Paul Walker car crash.
- Really sad.
- Pics.
- Red light cameras everywhere.
- You're freaking him out.
- Racist if only like California rolls?
- Age of consent, California.
- Facebook.
- It is right there!
You could just...
Stupid.
Well, that is it for the day.
(double clap)
(yelling, panic, and sirens)
- Dad from The Nanny.
- Dead?
- Seriously?
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