Previously, on An Egg's Guide...
Someone stole our diamonds.
I just want to find out what my purpose is, why I'm here.
With the book showing us the way, I'll be able to find out.
No!
How do we activate it?
Hello Brother
Take him back to the portal.
George! You came back!
We need to go back and get Steve!
Wait! We need supplies.
Steve?
Who the hell are you?
Have you recovered the diamonds?
(sigh)
FIND THEM!
Now, where was I?
Ah yes...
So, are you gonna help us?
You expect me to belive this children's story about an all powerful being?
Do I look like an idiot?
Why do you think those mobs came after us?!They were looking for me!
...let's say you're telling me the truth ...what are the diamonds for?
I don't know! The enderman took the book.
hmm ...okay, I'll play along for a while... but if you’re lying, I'll be out of here faster than you can blink.
What if I blink really slow, like this...
(sigh)
FINE! Y’know, Steve’s a lot nicer than you...
Hmm
So what’s your story? Why are you helping him?
He threatened me with the beast.
The... pig...?
Uh... huh...
Who are you anyway? We don’t even know your name…
Huh... You want to know my name!?
I’m the spirit of vengeance and death!
Only people who bow down before me can know my name!
(laughing maniacally)
...that was a little too much.
errr...
No no! Stop! I’m kidding! I’m Alex!
I’m just out here on the search for adventure! ...and diamonds...
...so many diamonds.
diamonds…diamonds...diamonds...dia-
AHEM
So… D’ya think the “Great and Powerful one” will have any diamonds?
That's not why we're doing this!
Right… Steeeve…
Do you think Steve's got any?
(gasp) Creeper!
HEY!
That's racist!
We prefer Creepus Explodus… (hissssss)
It's alright... it's just one.
. ...but if your story checks out, we can't let any mobs see you.
They'll let The Great and Powerful One know where you are if they get away.
So what do we do?
ugh…. some people just have no respect-
(flamboyant high pitch squeal)
(painful outbursts)
We KILL them!
Or...
...hear me out, hear me out
We could... reason with them.
What?
Where are we going anyway?
We’re going to my village to get supplies.
A village...
A VILLAGE!!
Wait... how did we get here so fast?
It’s called a jump cut, it’s a way of pushing the narrative forward without having to-
GET LOST!
awww... getting lost.
Look, all I care about, is getting Steve back…
Oh boy, you really like this “Steve” guy don’t you?
Ughhh
WAKEY WAKEY
GASP
You and I are gonna get a whole lot closer...brother!
(scream)