- I've lost like all my clothes,
I don't know where that all went, I don't care.
(funky electronic music)
^- Today we're gonna be competing against each other
^to see who can get ready for a formal event
in the back of a car.
^- Today my BFF, YB, and I are going to compete to see
^who can put on their whole look faster.
- All before we get to our final destination.
- I haven't done, like, full face in a car, have you?
- I think I have.
- Really?
- I don't know if I've done it together.
I haven't fully transformed in a car.
- Right.
- So I'm old and I'm also 5'8,
and my bones don't flex like they used to.
- You might do better at getting your makeup done quicker,
but I am pretty sure I can change faster than you.
- I'm hoping that my small stature helps
in the back of the car.
Like I can fit very easily into small spaces.
- Alright, let's do this.
(suspenseful orchestral music)
Three, two, one, go. - Three, two, one, go.
^- Go. - Ah!
^- Changing first. - Oh, shoot.
^- Like, I wouldn't even know how...
^- I'm like so anxious.
- I feel like, driver, you're doing a lot.
- We don't need to Vin Diesel this shit, okay.
- Oh my god, wait, I did this wrong,
I put it over my underwear,
and now I have to take my underwear off.
- Mama needs a martini. I'm stressed out.
- I am sliding already.
- Over-lining my lips, not because I want to,
but because I can't draw a straight line.
- Usually with my bikinis
I ask my friends to tie them for me but...
- Yeah, I'm not helping you right now.
- Why not.
- If you're natural,
you know how important this spray bottle is.
Every natural girl in the world right now,
let's all go into prayer.
- Hold on, let me tie mine first and then I'll help you.
^- Okay, thanks. Super tight.
^- Okay, yeah, you don't want this falling off in the pool.
^- Yeah.
- I'm gonna stab myself in the skull with this bobby pin.
- Oh my god, I've lost like all my clothes,
I don't know where that all went, I don't care.
- This is so hard.
- I don't even know if my dress is on right.
- My hands are shaking
- I know. Ah, no!.
- This is one of those times where
I wish I had a boyfriend to help me.
- Normally I do a bunch of dots
but I'm gonna like warrior princess this instead.
- I've never thought about this more until now
but they need more mirrors in cars.
^- Oh my god. - Ah.
^- Yes, I do use men's deodorant,.
It's cheaper and it's more powerful.
- Now I'm just doing whatever's like available.
I'm not even doing it in order.
- This is more of a summer-y dress but whatever.
- I like it. - Thank you.
- Oh wait, you're competition.
^- Why are we in a parking lot.
^- Wait, why are we parking?
^- Hi guys.
- Hi. - Hi.
- It's me, Chloe, with a present for you.
- Oh! - Oh!
That can't be a good thing.
- Good luck.
- So sorry to do this to you guys
but here's a challenge for you.
- I don't want it.
- This is a challenge, we're already doing a challenge.
- No.
- Before you reach the destination, okay, give me one.
- What!
- Get this, no, mam, pam!
- First of all, I can't even braid my hair. (both laugh)
^- I'm like a contortionist right now.
^That one yoga class I went to in 2015's paying off.
- Yes, it's time for liquid liner in the car.
Oh my god, this is terrible.
Woo, one eye done, hah.
- My left eye is much harder than the right eye.
- I look so silly.
Dumbest eyeliner I've ever done.
- I'm gonna be creative and braid my hair accessory
because I literally can't braid my hair.
- Sunscreen, baby.
Where did my sunscreen go?
That is not my sunscreen.
This is your sunscreen, I'm stealing it.
^- We just got news that we were three minutes away
^and a bitch is stressed the hell out.
(Kelsey laughs)
- The look that I'm going for is very rich woman
on the Upper East Side who just was told
that her fifth husband died under mysterious circumstances.
- Look at that,
everything coming down at the bottom of my eye.
- I also need lotion.
How the hell do I leave lotion.
- And I'm done baby!
- Accepted the loss.
- I really though I would lose, I'm so happy.
- I've accepted the loss.
- I put on like 20 percent more makeup than you.
- Okay, help. This what friends are for.
- Once you guys see the back of my hair and see this braid,
Essence won, that's what killed me.
(buzz)
- We're here. - She did it. (both laugh)
It's cool, we have sunglasses, we can hide our mistakes.
(dramatic electronic music)
(light electronic music)
(ring)
- Hi guys, oh my god.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Y'all look so cute, yes.
- Oh, I'm so glad that we didn't have to do a formal look.
- It went well. - Right, yeah.
- We look okay.
- You guys look incredible, - Yeah, seriously.
- You did a great job.
- We're all winners.
- We gotta head back to our pool party
but it was so good to catch up with you guys.
- Bye. - Bye.
- I humbly accept defeat to the queen.
- That means so much to me, oh my god, thank you.
- Ah.
- I would just like to thank my many years in dance.
I could've never change so quickly without it.
And YB for being-
- Being slow.
- I just wanna thank black Jesus and my mom.
- I didn't even get to do contouring, highlight, anything.
- Oh, I did those.
- And then I didn't even know how to braid.
- It wasn't easy, I'm very ashy.
- In a pinch I would do it again,
but I would try everything in my power to not.
- I would absolutely not do this again ever in my life.
- Not unless it was absolutely necessary.
- It's good to know if all else fails, you know,
you can make it work.
- Yeah. (both giggle)
- Eh.
(upbeat electronic music)