- Hey you.
My name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell
and today on content, I am repeating a mistake
from my past and I'm voice acting line
submitted to me by the seething abomination,
that is the internet.
And this is actually a line it gave me.
Let's do this again. Shall we?
And look, I know you're going to ask.
And the answer is yes, I am wearing the midnight spark
from Simply Nailogical Holo Taco line.
Just put the serotonin in the bag
and nobody gets hurt.
Penise.
Penise
How dare you call me a cum dumpster.
I am a cum landfill.
(laughs)
Elmo love you.
Roses are red.
Bow down to your master.
The children are fast.
But Elmo is faster
(laughs)
Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce.
The last thing you'd want to find
in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus
but it turns out that might be just what you get.
What are we? Some kind of suicide squad?
Russian cowboy.
What are you doing?
(laughs)
That's not good.
Why are you doing step bro?
That's always the same voice I can fuck. Ah.
Okay, my name's Elliot.
I've got a medium dick.
It can talk to ghosts when she lets you suck her toes.
(moans)
I didn't fuck my cat.
I didn't cum on my cat.
I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat.
I have never done anything weird with my cats.
(chuckles)
Well, I can believe it's butter.
It doesn't make any sense.
It's not butter.
That's the whole, that's the whole point.
I have the biggliest penis.
You knew it was coming, you knew it was coming.
Oh shit, warrup?
Here comes dat boi.
I'll hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker,
with another motherfucker, with another motherfucker.
♪ With another motherfucker ♪
(laughs)
Hi, I'm TomSka.
And I'm here to say, I don't care if you're straight, trans,
bi or gay,
you're all going to hell.
♪ Were no strangers to UWU ♪
♪ You know the rules ♪
♪ And so do iwi ♪
(chuckles)
Uuu, Christopher, where's my fucking money?
'Cause you know what's maniler than a manly man?
Two men, together forever!
I'm not doing a campy voice.
I know how to beat airport security
and get your aeroplane snack through.
Ye gotta put the beanis in yer weenis.
Yes,
gimme those slippery moist juices.
Snitties, great big snitties.
Snake titties, snitties.
Snitties, great big snitties.
Snake titties,
Mmmm snitties.
Oh yes,
another amazing prostate exam.
(growls)
Yes. Commit tax fraud I must.
Burn house for money I will.
(beeps)
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I'm Bernie Sanders.
I got I'm an old man.
You should vote for me if you can.
The citizens of the United States have the right
to suck these nuts.
Johnson's bag of oranges
because some kids deserve a beating.
(sighs)
I was born in the darkness moulded by it.
Not sure if I'm Kermit or Jordan Peterson.
Gawsh Maxie.
I'll fuck yer dad.
Oh wait, that's me, Gawsh.
Excuse me, can I speak to your manager please?
I'd like to return this child.
What are you depressed?
That's not a gender.
Deal with the glasses.
Hello, my name is Zoella.
Today I need to tell you all I am to being the zodiac killer
I will fuck your dog
This beer tastes like piss and I do enjoy the piss.
What voice is that?
What accent is that?
This beer tastes like piss and I do enjoy the piss.
Please oh please senpai, do a big big cum
in my little ol tum.
(laughs)
Sweep me chimney governer.
Do I even need my cock? Can you just lumber it off?
Fuck,
well, that was an absolute nightmare.
Please make sure this video gets lots
of views to justify the sins
for which I will surely be condemned to hell.
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