Now Andy, you told me
that you had something really interesting
that happened to you this week,
and you wanted to talk about it on the show.
Is that correct?
Oh yeah, Conan, it was awesome.
Okay, well this is great.
Go ahead, tell us what happened.
Well Conan, earlier this week, I was--
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So then we realized it was on my head the whole time.
Wait, I'm sorry, Andy, what was that?
That Conan, was the most important lesson
I've ever learned.
No, no, no, I don't mean the story,
I couldn't see or hear anything you just said.
How did you do that?
Oh, oh yeah, no that's my new pay wall.
Your pay wall?
Yeah, from now on, anyone who wants access
to premium Andy Richter content,
such as like, you know, anecdotes, or jokes,
or quick-witted jabs, (laughs)
they gotta pay $3.99 a month, basically.
What are you talking about?
The show already gives you a salary.
How can you have your own pay wall within the show?
Well, you see, Conan.
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And as it turns out, I was the father.
Wait, what?
My explanation's behind the pay wall.
Okay, it's insane.
You've got no shame, Andy.
Oh yeah?
Well here's what I really think of you.
You're a-- (playful music)
And that's not even the half of it, you son of a--
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But you know what the worst thing is?
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And then I never saw her again. (sobs)
Andy, I am ashamed of you.
It's just disgusting.
Trying to monetize the show this way.
Sorry.
No, you're not sorry.
And if you don't mind, I'd like to something for a second
that comes from my heart.
It's my father's birthday this Friday.
Obviously, I love my dad, and so I wanna take just a moment
of my show to say to my father right now.
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(laughs) Cha-ching!
Doctor O'Brien, you know my Venmo.
Unbelievable.