HOW ARE YOU? >> MOMMA WANTS THIS SUIT!
>> James: YOU WANT THIS SUIT? >> I WANT THIS SUIT.
>> James: IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIG FOR YOU, JAMIE, BUT WE COULD
TAYLOR IT. >> THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL TAILORS
AVAILABLE. WHEN THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A
WAY. >> AND THAT SUIT IS MINE.
>> James: I LOVE IT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE IN A
BUSINESS MEETING OR SAFARI. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE'S A ROBERT EVANS VIBE GOING ON HERE.
HELLO. NO SOCKS!
A LOAFER! NO SOCKS!
>> WAS THAT VERY -- WHATEVER? >> THIS IS VERY ROBERT EVANS
KIND OF VIBE! >> I'M VERY FLATTERED.
CONFIDENCE TO EXPOSE MY ANKLE >> James: I DO NOT HAVE THE IN
SUCH A WAY. YOU LOOK LIKE IT'S A CHOICE.
ILOOK LIKE I HAD FORGOTTEN MY SOCKS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SOCKS IS WHAT PEOPLE WOULD SAY?
>> LET ME JUST SAY THIS TO YOU, HE'S GOT NICER ANKLES THAN I DO.
AND I'M TELLING YOU, I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF YOU HAVE GRANDMA
THAT HAS HAVE THOSE NASTY, BIG ANKLES BUT I HAVE -- SHE'S GONE
BUT I RECEIVED GRANDMA HELEN A LONG TIME, GRANDMA HELEN, HERE
AND IN MY ANKLES AND I'M TELLING YOU, WHEN I'M WITH A MAN WHO HAS
NICER ANKLES, I GET VERY INTIMIDATED.
HA-HA. >> James: HA-HA!
>> AND I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU MY NASTY ANKLES.
THAT'S WHY I COVER THEM. >> James: THAT'S WHY.
THAT'S IT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> BEAUTIFUL BUT NASTY. NECK AND SHOULDERS.
>> James: OF COURSE. YEAH.
YOU BOTH HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. YOU BOTH GREW UP IN LOS ANGELES.
YOU BOTH HAVE PARENTS WHO WERE WORKING ACTORS.
>> WE'RE L.A. PEOPLE. >> WE ARE.
>> CEDAR SINAI BABIES. >> I WAS CEDARS OF LEBANON
BEFORE IT BECAME CEDARS SINAI. >> MY MOM WENT TO BEVERLY HILLS
HIGH. >> I'M OLDER THAN HIM.
>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BUT YOU BOTH HAVE PARENTS WHO
WERE PERFORMERS. CHRIS, IT WAS INEVITABLE YOU
WOULD JOIN THE FAMILY BUSINESS WHEN YOU GREW UP.
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> James: REALLY?
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT. I GREW UP AROUND IT.
AT THE DINNER TABLE, YOU WOULD TALK ABOUT THE DAY AT WORK.
MY DAD, UM, YOU KNOW, "WHAT HAPPENED ON THE QUANTUM LEAP"
SET? MY DAD, THIS IS A FACTOID, MY
DAD WENT BACK TO SHOOT A MAGNUM P.I.
HE PLAYED TOM SELLECK'S DAD IN A FLASHBACK.
WE TALK ABOUT IT AT THE DINNER TABLE.
I WANTED TO PLAY SPORTS. I HAD NO INTEREST IN DOING IT.
I THINK IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE IN HINDSIGHT I ENDED UP DOING
IT, BUT I NEVER HAD A PASSION FOR IT.
IT'S LIKE, IT WAS A GIG. IT WAS A JOB.
SOMETIMES THERE'S WORK. SOMETIMES THERE'S NO WORK.
YOU WOULD AUDITION ALL THE TIME. MY MOM WOULD AUDITION.
AT THAT POINT, MY GRANDMOTHER RETIRED.
BUT IT WAS A GIG. >> James: YEAH.
I SORT OF FEEL LIKE I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU NOT BEING AN ACTOR.
I JUST CAN'T. >> I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE MUCH
ELSE GOING ON, SO THANKFULLY, THANKFULLY I LANDED ON IT.
>> James: WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
>> ARE MEN ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT'S HAPPENED? WHAT'S
HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? >> James: NO!
NO, BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING [LAUGHTER] THIS!
YOU WERE GOING -- YOU WERE GOING -- NO, YOU WERE GOING!
>> JAMES CORDEN, YOU JUST SAID WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
>> James: BECAUSE YOU DID THIS.
WHAT DID I DO? >> IT'S CALLED LISTENING.
I WAS LISTENING TO MR. PINE AND THEN I WAS LISTENING TO YOU AND
ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU KIND OF DID THIS WEIRD THING, LOOKED AT ME
AND SAID, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?
>> James: I THOUGHT YOU WERE THINKING IT WAS A BAD QUESTION.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT TO HIM?
WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT TO HIM? [LAUGHTER]
>> JUST KEEP TRYING. >> James: I'LL TELL YOU THE
THING I'M MOST ENVIOUS OF CHRIS PINE IN HIS LIFE, LAST TIME I
SAW YOU, WE WERE ON AN AIRPLANE AND CHRIS PINE HAS A NOKIA FLIP
PHONE AND DOESN'T HAVE AN IPHONE.
DOESN'T HAVE ANY OF THAT STUFF. I WAS LIKE -- THAT'S ALL I WANT
TO DO WITH MY LIFE IS HAVE JUST A FLIP PHONE.
>> SO HAVE YOU BOUGHT ONE? >> James: YES.
>> AND YOU'RE THREATENING TO USE IT BUT YOU HAVEN'T USED IT YET.
>> BECAUSE EVERYBODY HERE SAT OVER THERE AND AGAIN UPSTAIRS
AND THEY SAID, YOU CAN'T USE THAT WE CAN'T TALK TO YOU.
HOW WILL YOU APPROVE PARTS AND -- I SAID, YEAH, I'M REALLY
TEMPTED. JUST GET RID OF IT.
I WANT TO PLAY SNAKE. YOU KNOW?
HALF YEARS AND THEN RECENTLY I >> I DID IT FOR THREE AND A GOT A
SMART PHONE. >> James: OH!
OH MY GOD! YOU'VE GONE BACK.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MAN, WHY? THEY
MAKE IT SO INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO BE ANALOG.
SO, FOR INSTANCE, SO THERE WAS NO INTERNET ON IT, WHICH IS
FINE, I DON'T MIND THAT. I GOT IT FOR THAT SPECIFIC
REASON BUT GROUP TEXT MESSAGES, COULDN'T DO THAT.
SOMEONE SENT A PHOTO AND IT WOULD SAY MMS, GO TO THE WEBSITE
TO RETRIEVE THIS PHOTO. I WAS QUITE FRANKLY REALLY INTO
IT ALL. IT MADE IT AN INTERESTING
ENDEAVOR TO TYPE ANYTHING, LIKE ANYTHING, UM, BUT AT A CERTAIN
POINT, THEN I FIND MYSELF WITH THE iPAD.
WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE IF YOU THEN I HAD THE CELL PHONE, DECIDED
TO GO OUT, YOU CAN JUST TAKE THE CELL PHONE AND IT WAS GREAT.
IF I HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I WAS GOING, I
HAD TO TAKE THE iPAD. AT SOME POINT, I WAS CHEATING
AND I FELT LIKE A POSER. >> James: RIGHT.
>> BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SO THEN I GET THIS
[BLEEP] CRACK MACHINE PHONE AGAIN.
>> James: YEAH. YEAH.
>> I'M A VORACIOUS READER. I LOVE READING.
>> James: YEAH. >> FROM NOVEMBER TO JANUARY, I
THINK I MAY HAVE READ 12 BOOKS BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK.
I GET THIS PHONE AND I'M LOOKING AT THE HOURS AND I'M ALREADY AT
THREE AND A HALF HOURS A DAY AVERAGING.
THAT THREE AND A HALF HOURS THAT'S ALL OF MY READING TIME
GONE. >> James: GONE.
I DON'T LIKE YOU WITH A SMART PHONE.
I DON'T LIKE IT. >> I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER.
>> James: I DON'T LIKE CHRIS PINE WITH A SMART PHONE.
SUMMER. THIS SUMMER I'M GOING I'M GOING TO TRY IT THIS TO TRY TO
BE CHRIS PINE. >> IF YOU GO BACK TO IT --
BECAUSE I'M ALREADY SICK OF IT AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
WE CAN MAKE A -- WE'LL MAKE A BRO!
>> James: SET UP OUR OWN GROUP TEXT.
WE'LL BE ANALOG DUDES, MAN! >> YEAH!
>> James: HA-HA. NOW, JAMIE.
>> WHAT? >
>> James: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR INCREDIBLE NEW FILM.
"EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE!"
GUILLERMO LOVES IT. FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW,
TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.
>> OK, SO WHAT IT'S ABOUT... EVERY REVIEW SAYS THEY CAN'T
DESCRIBE WHAT IT'S ABOUT. IT'S ABOUT LOVE.
IT'S REALLY ABOUT LOVE. IT'S ABOUT FAMILY AND LOVE AND
KINDNESS IN THE MIDST OF A SCI-FI MARTIAL ARTS FAMILY
DRUMITY DYSFUNCTION WITH SEX TOYS AND RACCOONS AND A PIG.
>> AND ALL OF IT TAKES PLACE >> STORY OF MY LIFE. IN
MULTIVERSES, THE MULTIVERSE WHERE THERE ARE CONCURRENT
UNIVERSES GOING ON ALL AT THE SAME TIME HENCE THE TITLE
"EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE" AND ALL IT IS CENTERED ON
A CHINESE IMMIGRANT FAMILY, A WOMAN, MICHELLE YO, WHO RUNS A
LAW DROVE MATT AND HER GAY DAUGHTER AND HER MARRIAGE IS
SPLITTING APART AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO MEET WITH THE AMERICAN
AM DEEDERDRA BOBERDRA, WHO IS DREAM WHICH IS THE IRS AND I THE
IRS AGENT WHO WIELDS A LOT OF POWER AND IF ANY OF US HAVE EVER
BEEN TO THE IRS OR THE DMV -- AND BY SAYING THE IRS, I'M GOING
TO GET AUDITED. I HAVEN'T BEEN AUDITED.
I'M NEVER BEEN AUDITED. TOMORROW, TIKTOK, HEY, JAMIE,
THEY'RE AUDITING YOU, BECAUSE THEY WIELD POWER AND THAT POWER
TURNS SINISTER IN THE MOVIE. >> James: THE REVIEWS OF THE
MOVIE IS OFF THE SCALE. >> OFF THE SCALE.
>> James: I JUST SAW IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MOVIE
THEATER. WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
>> I DECIDED NOT TO SEE IT UNTIL I WENT TO AUSTIN.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I WAS SOBBING.
PEOPLE ARE SOBBING, BECAUSE IT'S SO MOVING AND IT REALLY MAKES
YOU LOOK AT THE END OF THE DAY AND GO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
WHY ARE WE DOING ANY OF WHAT WE'RE DOING?
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS LOVE.
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS HUMAN CONNECTION.