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shUT UP!
*Knocking*
Ian: Hey man, what's up.
Anthony: Ian!
Ian: What?
Anthony: There's a gHoSt in my house!
Ian: Dude, get off me.
I: Oh yeah,
I: Nice watch gay-wad
A: Thanks, man. It's Reptar.
See, I told you there was a ghost.
I: Anthony, I'm getting really tired of your childish games.
We're men, and men don't get scared
over little noises.
I: Now let's do some manly stuff,
I: Are you with me or not?
A: Yeah!
A: LET'S DO SOME MANLY STUFF
both: YEAH!
I: Is your person Joe?
A: No.
I: Dang-it!
A: Is your person a woman?
A: Yes or no?
I: Uhhhh..
ghost: UhHhHhH
I: I thought we weren't going to play those childish games anymore.
A: It was the ghost!
I: I don't want to hear any more about you and your stupid ghost!
I: And yes, my person is a woman!
I: I hate this game!
A: It was Alfred was'nt it!
*cute Anthony giggles*
*crickets**owls*
A: Ian,
I: Yeah?
A: Have you ever seen a ghost?
I: No
A: Ian,
I: What?!
A: Do you even believe in-
I: NO, I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
A: I was gonna ask if you believe in fairies,
A: But if you're going to be a dick about it then fine.
*strange noises*
I: Ok, Ok.
I: I heard it that time.
A: Really?
I: Yeah!
I: How do we get rid of it?
I: Okay, I'm r- I'm ready.
A: Alright, so, when the ghost is revealed, ask it what it wants from us.
I: Okay.
I: What am I supposed to say three times?
A: Unique New York.
I: Alright.
I: Unique New York, Unique Yew- OOF
I: *clears throat* hnggngngng
I: Unique New York, Unique Yew Nork, Uni-
A: You're not saying it right.
I: I can't say it, man. It's like a tongue twister or something!
I: You try it.
A: Fine.
A: Unique New York, Unique New York, Unique New York.
*crack of lightning* CHHH
I: *gasp*
I: gahh- g- g-
A: What?
A: *girl scream*
I: Are- are you a g- g-
I: g- ghost!
Ghost: No...
Ghost: I'm a robber.
G: Now give me all your money!
A: H- h- help!
A: help
G: Haha, I'm just kidding, I am a ghost.
G: Guys, its cool. I'm a friendly ghost.
I: Then why were you haunting us?
G: What are you talking about, I was'nt haunting anybody.
A: Then what was that loud *breathing* that we heard earlier?
G: Ohhh, no man. I'll tell you what that noise was.
G: I was thirsty, so I went to the refrigerator to get some O.J.
G: Then, I put him back in the refrigerator and got some orange juice.
G: Ahhh
I: Ahhhh!
A: Wait!
A: But what about that *groaning* noise
G: Oh that? No, no, no
G: Some idiot left their bag in the middle of the room and I stubbed my toe on it.
G: *groaning*
I: Oh, alright
I: What about the-
*jingle bells ring tone*
G: Hold on. *jingle bells ring tone*
*jingle bells ringtone*
G: Hey mom
G: Oh really?! I love chicken pot pie.
G: Yeah, I'll be over soon!
G: Bye.
G: *muffled* Love you too mom.
G: Alright guys, it was nice talking to y'all, uh, I gotta jet.
I: Wait!
I: What was that noise you made while we were in our sleeping bags? It sounded like-
I: *weird noise*
G: I never made that noise.