What's up guys! Okay so for those of you paying attention, or for anybody who's been here for a while
You know that every year, I do action on my channel: "Adorable Ambush", "First Date Fights", "Kung Fu Kids"
The year is almost up, I haven't done a single action video!
However comma, my homies at Lenovo, they hit me up and they were like
"Listen Swooz, if you give our new phone, the Moto Z Force a shoutout in your next video, we will help you make your next video"
These guys have no idea what they've just signed themselves up for.
Guys, thank you so much for your time. I know you're all very busy, I just wanted to come in and give you a quick pitch of what I was thinking...
Fade in! Los Angeles. I'm on a date. Really cute girl. We're in my car, we're sipping boba -
Let me chime in here really quick - what kind of car are you in?
I was thinking you know, just...I was gonna bring my car.
Oh, no. Swoozie, this is your dream. We really want you to think big.
Big?
Big!
So...an exotic Italian car "big"?
Yeah...we can do exotic!
Really?!
Ciao baby, yeah! Let's do it.
Sick!
Okay, alright! So me, my date, Italian exotic -
Let me just chime in here really quick again. So your date is this like...what? Is this your high school sweetheart, or...?
I mean, you know what I do in some of my videos is I include my friends who are like popular social media people.
We really want you to be ambitious.
Bigger?
Big. Huge!
Like...this big?
Wow...there she is.
Too big? Dial it back?
Split the diff.
Well I'll just stick with the super cute social media girl then.
Social media! Social media, you can't get any bigger than that. I mean, that's what we've been talking about -
Done! Alright...
We're on the date, everything is great. Sipping boba. All of a sudden...ninjas!
[sigh]
One second...these suckas don't know that I'm from the streets.
Really, guys?
Swoozie, can you please stop moving so much?
Hey, Swoozie! Swooz! You okay bud?
What're you guys doing here?
We heard you were in trouble, pal.
How the heck did you hear I was in trouble?
Literally everywhere! YouTube, memes -
I got an email!
No way!
Who's this girl over here?
That's Ashlyn, she's with me bro. But we'll talk about it later, right now it's go time!
Werewolf!
Crocodile!
Puppies!
Unicorn!
Really?
Can't do unicorn
Why not?! It''s a real thing.
It's not a real thing!
Max, let her have it.
It's go time!
Then I look up, I'm mid-flight when all of a sudden I see...
Max!
He's hitting on my girl, like -
That's my girl bro!
And even with her like, hello? You're on the date with me.
Monster! Cuts in, he's like 30 stories high and we put all of our Moto Z Forces together and we like, transform into this big monster to fight that big monster.
And this will all be CG, the CG department will take care of this.
They start fighting, buildings are falling over and like, the black hole opens up.
Cars are flying and people are going everywhere. The ninjas are going everywhere and everything -
Let me cut - let me jump in real quick again. So like, we want you to go big. We definitely want you to go big.
But there's such a thing as too big?
Okay...
Is that a nuke?
Oh this one? Yeah, that's just a tactical nuke.
Um. Thank you so much for coming in.
No, thank you guys!
Thank you.
So you guys are gonna call me?
We're gonna have our...
People.
Your people...why don't your people call our people and then, uh...
Oh, and the phone?
The Moto? Oh they told me I can keep the Moto.
You know what, you wanna just leave the phone?
We'll just leave the phone for now and then, um...
I'll just leave it at the front desk.
No you can just leave it right here
That's fine.
Guys, thank you so much for your time.
Yeah, drive home safe.
Bye guys!
"Swoozie"
Swoo...Swoozie?
I had a lot of fun on this video. Super big shoutout to Lenovo!
And they actually let me keep the phone. So, shoutout to the crew -
Actually they let me keep the phone.
No...no, no, no. That's my...that one's mine.
Yeah, no it's my phone, it's in my contract.
I broke a rib on this video so...
Do you wanna break your other ribs?
No, no, I was just uh -
Alright.