- You wanted the best you got the best.
It's the hottest band in the world.
(drum roll)
The Squad.
(electric guitar sound)
- Roach, we don't play any instruments.
- No, we play something better.
- Fortnight.
- Dang it, Caroline. That was my moment.
- Diva much Tanner?
- Guys. Stop fighting.
We finally got the band, I mean the squad back together
and I have this big, cool sword.
- Back together?
Did we break up?
How come no one told me?
Someone get my manager on the line.
- This is 100%, the first time we've all played together.
(Roach and Caroline sighing)
- I have the enemy in my sights.
Oh no.
I think I'm in their sights too.
Rock and roll Chad.
Oh no. Another enemy
- Encore, encore, encore!
- I think we've heard enough.
- ♪ I like to loot it, loot it. ♪
♪ You like to loot it! ♪
♪ I shot the bad guys. ♪
♪ And I took all of the loot and stuff. ♪
- Okay. Now we've heard enough.
- Sounds like you're in the action Roach
heading your way now.
- I don't want to drive this car.
Oh, sorry Tanner. I forgot your license was still expired.
- No, we have a new president now
so licenses start over.
- That is not how this works.
♪ It's been a long time since I rocked and Roached ♪
- I think you mean
♪ And the other one bites the dust ♪
- Ooh ooh I wanna try.
♪ Sweet Fortnight ♪
♪ good times playing with my friends. ♪
- I know that one.
It's a song about someone named Caroline
- For copyright reasons, no, it is not.
- Roached another enemy, but I think I'm out of songs.
- I saw that, good one Roach.
- Wait, where are you?
- Boo!
(Roach and Caroline gasping)
- I'm scared too!
- Hello? I'm on your team.
- Sorry. I was eating a Crouton
- But can you spell Crouton?
- Crouton, C-R-O-U-T-O-N, Crouton.
- You're reading it off the box. Aren't you?
(gun shots)
- I thought you were more of a meat and potatoes eater Roach
I didn't know you ate salad.
- I don't eat salads.
I put croutons on a plate.
Cover them with meat
and then cover the meat with mashed potatoes.
- Heads up.
I just stole a car and I'm barreling toward you all.
- Why? The heads up?
If you see it, she'll slow down right Anya?
Right? Anya.
- Glad that wasn't you guys.
- Jeez. Who gave you a license Anya?
- That's not me.
- Did we get everyone in this area?
- Yeah, let's get out of here squad.
- This moment feels like it needs a classic rock banger
- But we don't have the rights to any licensed songs.
- Don't need one.
♪ I'm on a highway to kill ♪
♪ highway to kill. ♪
♪ And I'm going down ♪
♪ all the way down. ♪
- I didn't hate that one.
♪ Everybody dance meow. ♪
- We're here. Everybody out.
- You guys ever eaten one of those crystal things?
Yummy!
- Do you guys hear that?
- It is the way
- Roached him you did.
- Did you kill the Mandalorian?
Roach, was baby Yoda with him?
Tell me right now.
- I would never harm baby Yoda.
- His name is Grogu, and you two would know that
if you were actually fans.
- Is anybody else having trouble with jumping today?
- I hear the mannose music, but I don't see him.
- He's over to the right.
- Which right?
- I see him.
(Everyone imitating gun shots)
- I've seen a sinking ship hit a target faster than that.
- Did anyone bring marshmallows?
- No, but I brought on acoustic guitar.
- Yes! Do you take requests?
Anything by T. Swift will do.
And the three and a two and a one.
- I was kidding.
- Is anyone else hot?
- More importantly. Does anyone else smell hot dogs?
- Oh great. Now I'm hungry.
You got any snacks Roach?
- There's a box of Kreutz with your name on them.
- Not a bad snack, as long as you dip them in ranch.
- Someone cover me.
I want to grab some milk duds from the concessions.
- On it!
- Gotcha.
- This is it y'all, let's bring home a win.
- I got your back!
- we got to help each other survive!
- I don't need help. I got this
Help, help. I've been shot.
- Tanner! I got you, buddy.
- Roach, no, there's not enough time, save yourself.
(sad music)
- Okay, bye!
- Wait. So what happened to Tanner?
- He didn't make it.
- Everyone who isn't dead get out of the storm.
- But guns.
- Roach! We gotta go.
- I have a booboo and I need a band-aid.
All better.
- There are only three enemies.
If we each get one, we win.
- Now there's only two.
- Now only one.
- This feels like math.
I like math
- And I like winning.
- And that's a W for the squad.
Thank you guys very much
for watching us kick Manda's butt and crush this round.
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I'll see you next time around the campfire
with my acoustic guitar and marshmallows.
Bye-bye!
(relaxing music)