I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THAT NEXT BIG THING.
THAT'S PART OF WHAT MAKES JAMES CORDEN A WORLDWIDE
ENTERTAINMENT MOGUL.
SO WHEN I FOUND OUT CRUISE-DOG WAS GOING TO BE IN LONDON, I
DECIDED TO TURN ON THE OLD "DREAM FACTORY" TO SEE WHAT
HAPPENS.
>> JAMES CALLED ME UP AND SAID HE HAD THE PERFECT LONDON DAY
OUT FOR US.
I WAS SO EXCITED.
I WAS READY FOR ANYTHING: THE TOWER OF LONDON, THE CHANGING OF
THE GUARD, TEA AND CRUMPETS.
I GUESS JAMES HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND.
>> James: ONE, TWO, THREE, TADA!
NOT JUST A CRUISE.
IT'S TOM CRUISE!
IT'S TOM'S CRUISE.
ON THE RIVER THAYMES CORDEN.
IT'S TOM'S CRUISE, ON THE RIVER THAYMES CORDEN.
YOU AND ME ARE HOSTING IT!
THAT'S THE AMAZING THING.
>> WHY?
>> James: TOM AND I ARE EXACTLY AT THE SAME POINT IN OUR
CAREERS, IF WE GET THIS RIGHT, WE STAND TO MAKE EASY 2000
POUNDS EACH PER YEAR BEFORE TAX!
THIS IS THE "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ROOM, AND IN
HERE IS THE "EYES ONLY!
LOOK AT THIS GUY, "TOP GUN" ROOM WHICH MEANS NOW WE'RE IN THE
HALLWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE.
♪ HALLWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE ♪ >> THAT WAS SCARY.
>> James: I CAN FEEL TOM IS SERIOUSLY STOKED ABOUT THIS.
I MEAN, HE IS, I CAN FEEL IT.
HE DOESN'T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING OR DO ANYTHING, HE'S INSIDE LIKE
A FIREBALL.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THIS HERE.
I THINK JAMES HAS PUT EVERYTHING TOGETHER IN A HURRY.
>> THIS IS THE "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH" BOOTH.
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!" AND THIS, THIS IS THE CORDEN'D
OFF AREA.
DO YOU GET IT?
YOU GET IT?
>> YEAH.
YEAH, I GET IT.
>> THE JAMES CORDEN'D OFF AREA.
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING, IT'S GOT CARPOOL KARAOKE, GOT THE OLD
COUCH THERE.
I CAN DO INTERVIEWS.
SOME WOODS TO GO INTO.
BECAUSE OF "INTO THE WOODS."
I MEAN, THE LIST IS ENDLESS.
>> IS IT?
>> James: NO, THAT'S ABOUT IT.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, THE PASSENGERS ARE ABOUT TO BOARD
ANY MOMENT.
LET'S.
GET.
YOU.
STARTED!
>> THERE'S GOING TO BE PASSENGERS?
>> James: OH YEAH!
WHAT BETTER WAY TO START TOM'S CRUISE THAN THE "RISKY BUSINESS"
CONTEST!
OH, THERE YOU GO.
BRING IT!
♪ I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL!!
>> James: TOM, THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
ISN'T IT?
>> LISTEN.
I JUST GOT THE HANG OF THIS.
>> James: I'M GOING TO THE CORDEN'D OFF AREA.
DON'T BE SURPRISED IF IT THINS OUT A LITTLE BIT IN HERE.
>> WHO'S READY FOR A COCKTAIL?
>> OK, GUYS, THE CORDEN'D OFF AREA IS OPENED!
GUYS?
[ CHEERS ] >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?
WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST ON THIS CARPOOL KARAOKE?
♪[ MUSIC ]♪ GO!
GO!
>> SO, JAMES, TELL ME, HOW'S THINGS GOING?
>> WELL, NOT GREAT.
I SPENT $450,000 INTO THIS CLOWN SHOW AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY
INCREDIBLY UNIQUE AND GLITTERING CAREER.
I HAVE WON COUNTLESS AWARDS!
SIR, HELLO, WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW".
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ ♪ IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
>> I'M LOOKING FOR TOILET.
>> James: NO.
SIR, PLEASE.
COME TO SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN.
I'LL GIVE YOU 50 POUNDS IF YOU SIT DOWN.
100 POUNDS IF YOU SIT DOWN!
>> NO, I'M THRILLED FOR TOM.
PLEASED IT'S GOING SO WELL FOR TOM.
IT'S WONDERFUL.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT HE'S DOING ACTUALLY.
HOW'S IT GOING HERE?
I'M FINE HERE.
>> THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD.
I'M HAVING A BLAST, RIGHT, GUYS?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG?
>> James: EVERYBODY IS JUST DOWN HERE ALL IN YOUR ROOMS AND NO
ONE'S COME UPSTAIRS TO SEE ANY OF MY STUFF.
>> NO ONE UP IS STARES?
>> James: NO ONE.
NOT A SOUL.
-- IS UP STAIRS?
>> James: NO ONE.
NOT A SOUL.
YOU KNOW HOW WE WERE GOING TO GO TO THE "INTERVIEW WITH A
VAMPIRE" ROOM NEXT?
[ CHEERS ] WELL, WHAT IF INSTEAD WE WENT TO
THE INTERVIEW WITH THE HOST OF THE "LATE LATE SHOW!"
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
OH NO, JAMES!
JAMES!
>> I CAN'T DO THAT, JAMES.
>> James: JUST GO!
>> COME ON, I CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN, JAMES.
YOU COMPLETE ME.
>> James: OH SHUT UP.
JUST SHUT UP.
>> .
♪ YOU NEVER CLOSE YOUR EYES ANYMORE WHEN I KISS YOUR LIPS ♪
♪ AND THERE'S NO TENDERNESS LIKE BEFORE IN YOUR FINGERTIPS ♪
♪ YOU'RE TRYING HARD NOT TO SHOW IT, BABY ♪
♪ BUT, BABY, BABY I KNOW IT ♪ ♪ YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVING
FEELING ♪ ♪ WHOA THAT LOVING FEELING ♪
♪ YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING, NOW IT'S GONE, GONE,
GONE, WHOA ♪ >> LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY,
YOU CAN'T DO THINGS ALONE.
>> James: THAT'S RIGHT.
>> THERE IS NO MAVERICK WITHOUT GOOSE.
>> James: THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE'S NO MAVERICK WITHOUT GOOSE!
THAT'S RIGHT.
>> GOOSE.
GOOSE.
>> James: ALTHOUGH GOOSE DOES DIE HALF WAY THROUGH THE FILM.
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
[ HORN BLOWING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]