Dermot: Drink! We're drinking! Jayde: Oh, drink!
Dermot: Drinking! Jayde: Oh, I'm hungover.
Dermot: Oh... I will be!
(fun bossa nova music) Titles appear: Irish People Try Thanksgiving Cocktails
Tom: Thanksgiving cocktails! Bláithín (Blá): Thanks... and thanks... for giving... me the cocktails!
Colin: What is a Thanksgiving cocktail? Is it gonna be, like, turkey in a glass?
Darren: (laughs) Just gonna be some gravy.
Dermot: They put marshmallows onto, like, savoury stuff. What are they do-- What are ya doing?
Jayde: Uh, thanks? Uh, no thanks! Dermot: No Thanksgiving!
Titles appear: Baccanalian (wine cognac, lemon juice, brown sugar syrup)
Tom: Whooooo, mama! Blá: Uh-oh!
Jayde: Aaaaggghh! (laughs) Dermot: (laughs) What is that?
Jayde: It's alcohol!
Tom: This smells like drunk.
Colin: (disgust) Aw, f***ing Jesus, there's wine in it.
Blá: It smells like when your... your flatmate comes home and they're like 'I'm not drunk' and you're like 'I can smell you from here.'
Colin: What's this called?
Kellie (off-camera): This is called a... Darren: A bad idea.
Dermot: A Baccanalian. Ooo, very nice!
Dermot: Do ya like it? Jayde: (giddy) I love drinking.
Blá: It's growing on me. Yeah, I like it, okay.
Tom: That's the alcohol kicking in. Blá: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Jayde: Ooh! I think it's prunes!
Dermot: Prunes? Jayde: You're elderly. Taste that again.
Darren: It's kinda refreshing though. It's like a fruit punch or something.
Dermot: If you were having Thanksgiving dinner, would you say 'Here give us an aul' Baccanalian there, would ya?'
Jayde: (mimicking) Absolutely, an aul' Baccanalian!
Darren: This is like the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of alcohol.
Darren: It's like 'You got wine in my cognac.' - 'You got cognac in my wine!'
Tom: It does feel like it'll colour your lips. Does it? Has it?
Blá: Well, you have... beautiful peach lips anyway.
Colin: Sorry, I thought you were about to down it there. I was like 'Oh no-no-no. Oh, no you don't--' (disgust)
Dermot: There more I drink it, the more I'm liking it, yeah. Jayde: It's nice!
Dermot: The same could be said for literally any alcohol that I have ever imbibed.
Jayde: Yeah, this is true. Dermot: Yeah.
Dermot: Just like... 'This is shit.'
Dermot: 'This is less shit'
Dermot: 'This is alright.'
Dermot: (gesturing to barman) 'Another one, please.'
Titles appear: Maple Bourbon Smash (bourbon, orange juice lemon juice, orange wheel and maple syrup)
Tom: Oh, it's like Sunny Delight with good stuff in it.
Colin: This looks better! Darren: This looks like something you'd get on a summer's day.
Dermot: When you think of Thanksgiving, what's orange? Jayde: Pumpkin? Dermot: Oooh!
Jayde: That's solid. This is liquid. Dermot: (realisation) Ahhhh.
Tom: Smells like a proper, orangey smell. Blá: Ohh, it does.
Kellie (off-screen): This is called a Maple Bourbon Smash.
Darren: I wonder what's in it?
Colin: Smash? Is there smash in this?
Jayde: That is my finishing move. Maple Bourbon Smash!
Blá: That's it. That fake smell. Smells like all my friends from school!
Colin: So, let's crack into it! (cheers)
Dermot: Oh, I tell ya what! That's tasty! Jayde: Um, that's gorgeous!
Dermot: I tell ya what, that's tasty! Jayde: What is that?
Darren: That's really nice! Colin: Oh my God!
Colin: That might be one of the nicest things I've ever had ever! Darren: Yeah!
Jayde: Are you a bartender? Because you should be! Amazing! Dermot: Holy crap, that's good!
Tom: Ooh, that's strong.
Darren: It's like a manlier mimosa. Colin: (laughs) A Him-osa.
Tom: Yeah, it's nicer the deeper I go. Blá: Yeah, it's.. (laughs)
Tom: No!
Dermot: You'd hardly drunk off this, would ya?
Jayde: I mean you wouldn't. Dermot: Ah, it's only a bit of Jack Daniel's, like.
Jayde: Yeah.... You'd have that with your breakfast. Dermot: Pretty much.
Jayde: Like 'Oh, Dermot's drinking OJ.' And you're like 'Nah.'
Darren: S'probably soaked in booze, d'ya wanna?
Blá: I think that there's alcohol in this.
Tom: Yeah. Blá: So, I like it.
Colin: How's... How's that? Darren: (muffled) Mm-hmm.
Colin: It's mm-hmm? Sounds good, guys!
Tom: Maple Bourbon Smash will leave you well and truly...
Tom: ...locked.
Tom: Because you thought I was gonna say smashed. And then I didn't 'cause, like, twist!
Blá: Am I drunk or is he getting more charming?
(Jayde spills drink)
Dermot: (sarcastically) Yep, yep. I'm the drunk.
Jayde: I forgot that when you've liquid in your mouth and you speak, stuff happens.
Dermot: Yeah, see you're getting liquids mixed up with solids again.
Dermot: Solids stay in easier.
Jayde: Alright, Dermot. Don't speak to me like that.
Titles appear: Manzarita (tequila, cider, lemon slice, ground cinnamon and cinnamon stick)
Dermot: There's... There's stuff floating in it. Jayde: Who's that?
Blá: I'm having flashbacks to the weird shots video. I'm just like 'There's stuff in here!'
Colin: It literally looks like the end of Infinity War in my f***ing glass. Like, what the f*** is this?
Dermot: Is that- Is that a cinnamon stick?
Dermot: It's a cinnamon stick. Jayde: Is it?
Blá: (disgust) Lemon and cinnamon? Are you well?! Who raised you? What's going on? (Tom shakes his head in disapproval)
Dermot: I noticed the more you took that cinnamon stick out, just that the more shit was floating around in this thing.
Jayde: I was flangin' and swangin'. (laughs)
Tom: As two year-old me would have said; icky.
Colin: I mean, yeah, you, you... you shouldn't eat this.
Darren: Yeah, I'll probably eat it though. Colin: No. (laughs nervously)
Darren: I'm probably gonna eat it.
Blá: (sarcastically) It smells like it's gonna be really good!
Jayde: Yeah... I'm drunk.
Dermot: Are ya? Jayde: Yeah.
Darren: (quietly) Should we taste this? Colin: (in disgust) Should we?! Should we taste this?! Should we?!
Darren: Do you know what? No. Colin: We could
Dermot & Jayde: Cider and tequila?
Dermot: Oh, that was the cop show we were gonna star in, wasn't it?
(Dermot sings a 70's style cop show guitar riff)
Blá: It's... It's fizzy. It's fizzy!!
Colin: I know there's cider in it but I wasn't expecting it to be fizzy.
Jayde: Tastes like crime-solvin', bitch! Dermot: Ohhhhh!
Tom: Manzarita. Blá: Ugh, men... Tom: Yeah.
Tom: Can we get a Womanzarita for Bláithín over here, please?
Dermot: Yeah, that's a load of shite!
Jayde: Oh, it's awful. Dermot: It's a load of shite.
Jayde: Objectively, it's terrible.
(both drinking through a cinnamon stick)
Both: Ahhh...
Tom: (groans) Aw yeah...
Blá: (laughs, mocking) Aww yeah! Tom: It gets fizzy. I had a fizzy sip.
Blá: Okay, now you're just getting sexier.
Dermot: The worst thing about this is that the cinnamon stick looks like a- looks like a- a piece of chocolate and you kinda wanna bite it... but it's not.
Colin: (pleading) No... No... Darren, no...
Darren: It is tree bark.
Title appears: Hard Cider Sangria (cognac, cider, apple slices, apple juice and orange juice)
Dermot: Ohhh, why is there an onion floating in my drink?
Colin: This looks nice! Big points already 'cause there isn't shit floating in it.
Dermot: Is that apple? It's an apple! See? This is the thing! Onions and apples are very similar.
Blá: It's cider. Tom: Oh, it's so cidery.
Colin: This looks like the clean version of the last one you gave us. It looks like you went 'Oh, f***in' shit, eh...'
Colin: 'Oh, eh... here you go, guys! Yeah!' and then you went 'Oh okay, actually I do have a good one here so I'll give ya that one next.'
Jayde: What d'ya reckon? Apples! (hits glass)
Dermot: It's definitely-- OH!
(Dermot sighs in relief)
Tom: It tastes like vomit from when you're 19 and you just start drinking. Blá: It's so disgusting...
Dermot: Cider, apple juice, cognac...
Colin: I think 'cause it's apple, it's a lil' bit sweeter and I know there's cider in there as well so it's kinda enhancing it.
Darren: Bit of sourness in there as well.
Jayde: My nana would get f***ed up on this. Dermot: So would mine if she was alive.
Darren: I'm gonna try and get the apple but it's actually pretty diffi... difficult.
Colin: Is it?
Dermot: What's it called? Hard Cider Sangria? Hard me hole, wha'!
Jayde: (in disgust) Ew...
Blá: 'Cause once you've had a few sips, you start to truly appreciate it for what it is... and that's alcohol.
Jayde: Who am I? Who am I?
Jayde: (Dermot impression) 'Hard me hole, glug-glug-glug!'
(Jayde laughs almost spitting out her drink)
Dermot: I'm sorry, were you doing me there?
Blá: I'm cold. Are you cold? (laughs)
Tom: I think you're dying. (Blá laughs)
Darren: I did it!
Colin: What the f*** was that?! Darren: It went off without a hitch!
Colin: (stunned) That-- What? Not even a drop!
Dermot: (mumbles) The at he...
Jayde: (mocking his mumble) Hazza-hazza!
Dermot: (mumbles) Is it going...
Jayde: (mocking) Hazza-gozza-za! (both laugh)
Blá: It's yummy. I love it. Vote for me.
Tom: (laughing) I love this campaign. I don't what it's for but I'm so on board for it.
Tom: Like, Bláithín 2020 - To make up for what her vision is not. (both laugh)
Tom: 'Cause that's blurry as f*** now!
Dermot: Americans must get f***ed up at Thanksgiving, is that what happens? Jayde: Where do ya even begin?
Darren: The two that weren't nice were the weird uncles who throw up at Thanksgiving.
Dermot: So, this Thanksgiving, we just wanna say to you America; thanks.
Jayde: Thank you. Dermot: For getting us drunk.
Jayde: Thank-please!
Colin: Hi, hello! Thanks very much for watching this video!
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Kellie: Just in time for the Holiday season!
Colin: So why not do that today?