TODAY.
TODAY. >>
TODAY. >> I'M INSPIRED BY YOU.
>> I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.
>> NOW ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
THINGS TO NOT SAY TO A PREGNANT
WOMAN.
WOMAN.
WOMAN. HOW DO PEOPLE FEEL SOMETIMES.
JUST.
JUST.
JUST. >>
JUST. >> THERE IS A LAUNDRY LIST
THINGS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
SAY I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS
ONE AND A STRANGER WAS HORRIFIED
AS THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN.
THIS TWEET GOT MORE THAN 706,000
PEOPLE.
PEOPLE.
PEOPLE. INCLUDED THEN ALL THE OTHER
PREGNANT PEOPLE YOU CAN HAVE
COFFEE.
COFFEE.
COFFEE. YOU CAN HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF
CAFFEINE WHATEVER'S GOOD FOR YOU
ASK YOUR DOCTOR DON'T TAKE MY
WORD AS THE LOVE DOCTOR.
AND THEN OF COURSE THE BIGGER
ONE.
ONE.
ONE. >>
ONE. >> I
ONE. >> I KNOW.
>> THAT'S HORRIBLE.
>> I KNOW.
I HAD SOMEBODY SAY TO ME AT WORK
ONE DAY HERE IN THIS VERY
BUILDING MAYBE YOU'RE WATCHING
NOW DON'T DRINK SODA THAT'S SO
BAD FOR YOUR BABY BUT THEN I GOT
PARANOID YOU WOULD HAVE TO
CONSUME 1 MILLION CANS OF SODA.
SO IT MADE ME FEEL A LITTLE BIT
BETTER ABOUT IT.
>> BUT YOU WERE HAVING A LITTLE
HANKERING.
HANKERING. I ALWAYS ADMIRE HER BIG JUG OF
WATER BECAUSE I ALWAYS DRINK
GALLONS OF COFFEE.
IT'S HARD.
IT'S HARD. >> SO MANY RULES.
>> KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO
YOURSELF PEOPLE.
YOURSELF PEOPLE. >> SO WHAT ELSE?
>> SO HERE'S SOME THINGS THERE
WAS A LIST COMPILED ON TODAY'S
PARENT AND ON BUZZ FEED.
SO THESE ARE VERY COMMON THINGS
YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT PEOPLE WOULD
SAY.
SAY.
SAY. WELL, ARE YOU SURE THERE AREN'T
TWO IN THERE.
OR ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THAT
YOU'RE SO SMALL YOU DON'T EVEN
LOOK PREGNANT.
LOOK PREGNANT. >> SURE.
>> SURE.
>> SURE. AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE GREAT.
NO I'M FINE.
I JUST DON'T GAIN A LOT OF
WEIGHT.
WEIGHT.
WEIGHT. >> COULD MAKE HER FEEL SAD OR
WORRIED.
WORRIED.
WORRIED. >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. YOU KNOW.
YOU KNOW.
YOU KNOW. >> SO KIND SHE SAID YOU DIDN'T
GAIN ANY WEIGHT IN YOUR FACE
WHICH WAS A TOTAL LIE BUT I SO
APPRECIATE HER SAYING THAT
BECAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL BETTER
ABOUT MY LIFE.
>> IT IS SO TRUE.
>> I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I STOOD
BEHIND HER AND DANCED TO JANET
JACKSON'S "CONTROL" YESTERDAY
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH. >>
YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT.
>>> THE SECOND ONE IS OH, MY
GOODNESS I HAVE TO TELL YOU
ABOUT MY SUPER TRAUMATIC BIRTH
STORY OR THE SCARY TIME IN THE
NICU.
NICU.
NICU. THIS IS WHAT COULD HAPPEN.
BUT DON'T DO THAT UNLESS YOU
WERE ASKED.
WERE ASKED. I'LL HAVE SOME GIRLFRIENDS
TELLING ME WHAT'S REALLY GOING
TO HAPPEN.
TO HAPPEN. I'LL BE LIKE LET ME TELL YOU.
BUT NOT UNTIL SOMEBODIES AND.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR FIRST.
ALREADY YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO EXPECT.
TO EXPECT. >> LIKE A KIDNAPPING STORY IN
THE HOSPITAL.
THE HOSPITAL. >> STOP IT.
>> TOSSED ME INTO A DEEP SPIRAL
OF DESPAIR LAST NIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT I'M
GOING TO BE TIRED I'M STILL
GOING TO SEND HER TO THE
NURSERY.
NURSERY.
NURSERY. >> DID YOU SEND YOUR CHILD TO
THE NURSERY SO YOU CAN GET A
LITTLE BIT OF SLEEP?
AT MY PARTICULAR HOSPITAL THEY
MADE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT.
>> I HAD A GIRLFRIEND TELL ME
SEND YOUR BABY TO THE NURSERY
YOU WILL BE SLEEPLESS FOR MANY
NIGHTS JUST GET SOME REST.
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY. >>> NUMBER 3.
>> NUMBER 3 IS SLEEP NOW BECAUSE
SOON YOU'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'VE MET THEM ALL BUT IT IS
FUNNY.
FUNNY.
FUNNY. YOU'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. I HAD A GIRLFRIEND TELL ME THE
NIGHT BEFORE I HAD JAMES YOU'VE
GOT TO GO TARGET RIGHT NOW BY
YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE
SHOPPING ALONE AGAIN.
BUT I WENT TO TARGET.
>> SHE'S LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
ANYTHING TO BUY.
I LEFT WITH $100 WORTH OF ITEMS.
>> I KNOW IT DOES.
THIS NEXT ONE'S INTERESTING.
UGH, THREE GIRLS OR YOUR
HUSBAND.
HUSBAND.
HUSBAND. >> WHEN I TOLD PEOPLE WE WERE
HAVING OUR SECOND GIRL AND THEY
GO OH, AND MAKE THAT LITTLE
FACE.
FACE.
FACE. I
FACE. I MEAN I WANTED TO HAUL OFF AND
I'M LIKE EXCUSE ME.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. IT'S RIDICULOUS.
IT'S RIDICULOUS. >> I ALSO HAD A GIRLFRIEND SAY
TO ME AND I THINK ABOUT THIS
OFTEN SHE SAID IT DOESN'T MATTER
THEIR GENDER IT'S THEIR
PERSONALITIES.
PERSONALITIES. YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO LIKE
CERTAIN THINGS.
CERTAIN THINGS. >> RIGHT MY BROTHER IS SUPER
GUY'S GUY AND MY NEPHEW NICK
LOUSE WAS NOT INTO ANY TEAM
SPORT THEY FIND COMMONALITIES
BECAUSE I GET THINGS STILL.
I WAS LIKE WERE YOU GOING FOR A
BOY I'M LIKE I'M 50.
NO.
NO.
NO. THANKS FOR CARING.
>> HUMAN NATURE IS SO FUNNY OF
COURSE I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE
HAVING A GIRL EVEN THOUGH SHE'S
NOT HERE YET.
HOWEVER, I WAS LIKE COOL BOY
MOM.
MOM.
MOM. THEN
MOM. THEN I WAS SAD FOR NOT HAVING
THREE BOYS.
THREE BOYS. THAT'S JUST HOW YOUR BRAIN
WORKS.
WORKS.
WORKS. NUMBER 6 IS THAT'S ALL YOU'RE
EATING?
EATING?
EATING? >> YEAH, IT IS BECAUSE YOU KNOW
WHAT OUR BELLIES ARE SO TINY
BECAUSE A BABY IS SMASHING THEM.
NOW WE MAY EAT 900 MEALS A DAY
HOWEVER, IT'S SPACED APART.
>> JUST SAY THAT LAST ONE
BECAUSE THAT'S FUNNY.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. THE LAST ONE IS WOW, YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW PAIN YET.
>> OH, RIGHT.
OH, THANKS.
OH, THANKS. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. IT IS.
IT IS.
IT IS. >>
IT IS. >> EVERYONE STRUGGLES WITH THEIR
OWN.
OWN.
OWN. LET'S NOT JUDGE.
>> I HAD AN EPIIDURAL.
I WAS LIKE SHOULD I WAIT UNTIL I
FEEL SOMETHING FOR IT.
>> THAT