Okay, coach says we're going for it.
Stupid brother.
What?
Nothing.
Power left, jumbo.
On two, on two, ready?
Break!
Your wolves are going for it on fourth down.
What the hell?
Hunt!
Statistically, they're better off going for it.
Says who?
My little boy.
That's why everybody punts.
That was just plain foolishness.
Little boys are real genius.
Well, actually he is.
Come on.
Too many men on the field, defense!
Replay fourth down.
Thank you Jesus.
Now can I send in the punt team?
Coach?
What the hell, punt!
You know I'm gonna tell you about the tax refund they got from the IRS?
He got the 30, the 20, the 10!
Touchdown!
I never had any doubt though.
Never had any doubt.
Okay Wayne, we got the ball back.
What do you want to do?
Kill myself.
Come on buddy, help me out here.
I can't, George.
I just can't.
Okay, alright.
Steven.
Alright listen up.
Alright, we're gonna run the ball the rest of the game, okay?
Two hands, nothing fancy.
Alright, make them pass.
Let them turn it over.
Alright?
Go!
Final score.
Medford six, Tyler zero.
George.
Congratulations.
Thanks Tom.
Feel like doing this again next week?
What are you saying?
I'm saying you got your job back
If you want it.
What about Wayne?
What about him?
He's gotta be part of the deal.
Don't you have enough to worry about?
He's my friend.
I want him out of my house, he needs a job.
Your call.
Thanks Tom.
You bet.
Hey!
What-
That's for firing me.
You quit!
Would you teach me how to throw a football?
What?
Why?
I'm trying to get more comfortable with failure.
What makes you think you're gonna fail?
The word ball.
Well, I gotta warn you.
Learn to throw isn't something you get right on the first try.
It takes practice.
And just as practice involves setbacks and frustration?
Yeah.
Perfect.
Alright you notice that the shape of this thing is more like a missile, right-
than it is a your typical bouncy ball.
The terms you're looking for is prolate spheroid.
I wasn't looking for it, but thank you.
Now, what do you think is the most efficient way to get this thing to fly?
Gyroscopic torque.
Spiral.
Bingo, right!
Now get your fingers on the laces here.
Why's the surface all bumpy?
Used to be made out of pig bladder.
What?-
Not anymore, it's- it helps with the grip.
Okay, now fingers, back on it and get your thumb wrapped around it.
There you go. Alright, bring your other hand up.
It helps keep her steady.
Bring the ball back to your ear.
And when you're ready to throw, bring your arm down like a tomahawk.
Get that ball spinning.
Alright.
And am I correct in assuming that more revolutions will create a parabolic arc that
resists external forces?
Sure.
Alright, whenever you're ready, let's see if you can reach me.
Let the setbacks and frustration begin.
Good Lord, that was incredible.
Yeah, I saw it.
Where are you going?
To hit the shower, apparently I'm a jock now.