♪ Chumba-wumba, hubba-bubba, Ray Liotta ♪
Greetings, Shit For Brain,
Dances With Rhythm, Morning After,
and Gay Buffalo.
Big Chief Horsedick come bearing big news.
15 years after being shut down,
we're finally reopening Camp Brickleberry,
and you're all gonna be camp counselors.
- Yes! - Yes!
Woody, this park is a dangerous place for children.
So is your uterus.
Jackubowski wants the camp reopened.
And it gives the park a chance
to make a buttload of money off some sucker parents.
So you sure as shit better show them a good time.
So we're supposed to chase these kids around
and do all this extra work? What do we get?
Well, the counselor whose tribe is voted the best
at the end of the week wins...
[imitates fanfare]
the legendary tribal shield.
Like anyone with a brain could be motivated
by a painted trash can lid.
- I'm winning this! - No, it's mine!
Hands off my painted trash can lid!
Settle down, morons! Put these on.
Woody, I, uh, didn't get a shirt.
There's no way I'm letting you be a counselor again.
You're the reason we had to close the camp
in the first place.
What happened?
I remember it like it happened 15 years ago.
- Steve? - Oh, sorry.
I thought you guys could see my brain movie.
Every summer the entire camp would compete against each other
in the mother of all camp competitions--
The Gauntlet.
[gunshot] [grunts]
- We're gonna lose. - I know a shortcut.
Are you sure about this?
This sign says "mine field."
Mine field, your field, I don't care whose field it is.
Get in there!
[explosions]
This is gonna make for a scary brain movie.