top of the morning to you laddies my
name is jacksepticeye and welcome back
to Norman Reedus and his amazing fetus
we just have this guy's area and we're
gonna do a mission for him so he joins
the cause was that here let me let me
just check my orders for a second that's
all the way down there yeah it's this
one okay let's let's do that if to go go
west doo doo doo doo doo it's not really
quest is it that kinda is it's oh it's
open the hills but is that one am I an
idiot I am an idiot what I'm trying to
do is this one retrieve middle not City
ruins okay so I just need to collect
something I mean I'm gonna end up doing
them all either way anyway oh yeah I
said that I was gonna put down a PCC to
make a generator right oh I can't he's
not on the chiral Network yet cuz he's a
dingus yeah it would I my plan was to
get to this guy and then put out a
generator because we would attach him to
dakaru Network but then he was like oh I
don't wanna be part of this thing oh
cool
and I was like really man come on Oh
time for love that for me right now I
should drink some monster energy
I envy anybody who sponsored by Monster
Energy playing this game because it's a
marriage made in heaven
it makes the sponsorship so much easier
it's like sponsored by Monster Energy
and it's just shown in the video
constantly this is nice though because
it's raining outside in real life it's
dark outside because it's winter and it
gets dark at 5:00 p.m. here
Ceramics kara mice's Oh take that I'm
gonna make some cuts this place is cool
I just said that Sam
I mean Norman I mean fetus man god damn
look at that mountain can I go to that
mountain it's just like Skyrim where
they showed it off and they were like
you see that mountain in the distance
you can go there it's a shame there's
not much reason to explore in the game
other than like oh here we go
I'm to go into bad territory of course
because the exploit the world is
cool-looking with us kind of nothing in
it every time I go somewhere it's just
like yeah you're here now I guess I wish
there was a reason for me to like go off
the beaten path and go somewhere other
than just packages I need to get my
grenades ready
okay there's one right there that's fine
did he go away No
yep hey Lord
that's an amazing where we can have a
video game that lets you throw your
blood [ __ ] and piss at things what are
you giving me what is this pick up I
don't think that was that no chiral
chrysalis like I'm not liking a thing in
the ground that does not okay fine in
here for now
[Music]
it's like a rundown mall I shouldn't
waste it on that guy can you pick up
thank you or am I going
get my toolbox there
okay okay okay things are gonna get very
hairy here in a second if I'm not
careful eat my blood you fine player
Oh God oh god what's happening Oh God
Oh they're very close okay that's better
that's better that's better
all right Bibi you better not freak out
it's red enough that people bring babies
on planes let you bring in a baby into a
war zone what's wrong with you Norman
see this is where I get oh wait I could
just do this okay how about I don't
complain about a thing in the game that
I actually have full control over and
can fix des I need to get rid of you oh
yeah oh yeah oh it feels good to be a
gangster buh-bye now where do you go
after the afterlife that's a question or
any death stranding is going to answer
the day Okajima is gonna tell us what
life is all about all along I don't
really get why they leave handprints
though
Oh God
oh god you're close aiming this way
sucks this when they come after to make
the handprints underground right but
they they they don't use their hands
they float okay I might have to kill
this guy here as well where did he go I
do not know who they are yeah
but yeah the way they the way they spin
around and everything oh yeah I get
crystals for killing picking those up
the way they show do I not have more oh
[Music]
that kind of like swirly nests of them
are a GPU particle physics and they're
really cool to look at I think we're
fine sir we need to be anyway is this
one off the grid what can I bring it
back online
because I would I would I would I would
very much like to not have to deal with
things and carry this much gear okay
there's a private Locker that makes
sense but also damnit
okay okay I need to get back over here
oh right here can they just cook through
everything cuz that would be nice to
just go back this way I don't think
there's BTS over here bad things big
thoughts
okay there's some way in the distance I
want an Andre deck I wanted to in my
videos all the time just sitting here
blinking at you
it'd be cool okay there is one nearby
we're not gonna mess with him are we
baby my sweet bouncy little bridge baby
boy they make a cool sound though I like
it sometimes to do like a little clicky
little clicker clacker I want those
crystals
I might even able to get out over here I
hope so
got him throw down no we're not gonna
throw down we're gonna leave we're nice
people I think I could just walk them if
I wasn't carrying half a city on my back
oh I don't know if we can get out not
any ladders on me
all I have is climbing gear Oh hippie
dippie I claim this kind of feels like
cheating
oh my god
Oh how do we get off this the hope right
here oh yes
suckered Petey's I have be teased as
well big testicles that's how I get
through all of my bad moments oh yeah
would have been really nice if I was on
the Cairo Network and was able to use
those EXO legs my right gamers I'm
always right we did it give me the
thumbs up hell yet he looks happy he he
should he gets to hang out with me all
day and I'm Norman Reedus who wouldn't
want to hang out with him all day
what does Kojima really likes hiking or
he just doesn't ever get to hike because
he's so busy and he's so online and he's
so like involved in things all the time
but this is his way of going hiking
without actually hiking it feels like he
just kind of made a game for himself and
then everybody else is like well screw
you if you don't like it then just don't
play it but I'm going hiking I can
respect that container damage
prescription medicine yeah I know funny
who would stop rain I have a thing that
goes over me well why don't I have super
fancy ah the power skeleton got ruined
please tell me I can use container spray
to fix that I would really like it if it
would stop raining right now you know
what let's do this do I have where would
it be I don't think I have any on me I
think I left it all back on the other
part of the map I think that that was a
stupid idea and I regret it but this
guy's going on the chiral Network now
and I'm gonna bet make one give you
those crystals there we go indeed all
right mr. craftsman
Express
it stopped raining that'll be lovely I
would love it if it stops raining right
now oh my god I thought it did it kinda
is it's a little it's a little
frustrating that it kind of just rains
in specific areas that it doesn't seem
as dynamic as I thought it would be okay
I have your stupid thing are you gonna
be nice to us now
here's your toolbox I'm gonna put you in
it I think I made that joke already but
I make it again cool change your mind
thank you stop Seymour
my guess is awesome that's haven't
gotten lower than that yet because I am
incredible he just told me when I mix
them as bad as ham donut does it follow
the [ __ ] terrorists are coming
together like one big happy family
it might be time for us to do the same
let's DB there's hope for us after all
Lisa this what folks like you and the
UCA safety in numbers huh connect me to
the chiral Network uh yet wait for it
wait for the chunky monkey sound wait
for it oh I'm so ready
oh yeah Optimus Prime is on his way in
I have a lot of containers that I need
to fix I haven't fixed any of them yet
if they feel bad this is some of them
recovered and Russ and I'm not using
them either so what am i doing whoa
Lagoon Ebola is there or bolus or the
thing where it has like a string between
two balls and you throw it a rapture on
people's legs and they fall over
terrorists posing as fragile Express
carriers there he is
I can't see my so long as you keep me
connected keep on supplying you with my
best tools and together we all might
live a little longer oh by the way hmm
check out this beauty I made it's called
the bolo gun to keep anyone from giving
you trouble for a minute it's not lethal
of course it can't promise it won't
leave marks but that's on there if you
think you'd use it take it
wait can I even kill people in this game
a bola gun huh
that could come in handy as is you can
use it to restrain human targets without
killing them yep but swap out those
wires with strands spun from your blood
and it might even work on BTS Oh give it
a whirl that's good um cuz in my head I
was like oh if you kill people in the
game then you have to bring them to the
incinerator so it's on you or you create
a void out all right it doesn't seem
like I can actually kill people okay I
have to put this on my tool right yeah
okay let's uh
let's just do the cestas I hope I can
fabricate a container repair spray bye
buddy
Thanks
there is no printer here oh there is no
yes I need to do let's do about four of
them because I think I'm gonna try and
repair all the things I have this is
gonna be a little mission I do right now
all right we've never done this before
so let's see how they work good job Sam
thank you that's two prepper waystations
integrated into the Cairo Network you
just one more left look at all the
containers I have on me that are ruined
that was a tough one guys
I should have just left stuff with that
guy and then come back and got it now I
didn't think of that
so let's put power skeleton it's all
flowed you I'm just gonna do this one
first because I want to see how it works
looks like I smacked it container repair
spray
nice oh yeah wait it said another one
was fully repaired just now Oh God
alright let's put down at PCC oh I can't
put it here no can do Sam structures
can't be built that close together
I see you'll need to settle for a
different spot outside the sensor ring I
get it I'll put it over here then I'm
going that way I think so it's best to
put it here and also locked me off the
server so now I can't find other people
still generate or build and now I can go
to my car go get my power skeleton why
can't I attach it to suit only s sized
items can be attached to your suit
Oh remove from cargo and equip okay Huli
yes so awesome it also kind of feels a
little silly
now that you have structures like this
in the game and a printer like this like
we don't you just do everything like
this great structure because it could
have been a generator here if I was
online but I can't see that right now
okay I need to repair a few more things
and then we head off
this one's crap this one's crap
what was the other one up here that's
crap let's all float you Oh put that put
that down
I need my container repair spray again
to fix all of you
that's lovely point backwards Oh
oh that's much easier then let's just do
that and repair all of them at once and
they just repaired Norman's face as well
that's excellent
does repair the one on my shoulder no
that's nice okay on to the next mission
what's happening where you making like a
blue sound don't do that to me
get all the crystals you can
what's this location we're going to what
type of location is it the medicine
person okay cuz I want a place that lets
just sandal me I want a place that has
like all the amenities I just drop these
I don't really care about it if it's
okay
I can also get rid of my hematocrit
thing wait can I just put blood into it
from here and now I need to so much
management I need to auto arrange my car
booyaka booyaka
perfect now we're lighter brighter
better than ever
they're just going out and up patrols I
can figure that out
ooh there's the thingy over there I
can't use those to recycle though can i
okay we're not gonna be on the chiral
network after this in fact not only are
we not gonna be on the chiral Network
but we're gonna be attracted attracting
mules in a second oh god oh god this is
harder than I expected Oh God using the
X climb continuously with suitable hand
footholds you can press the X plane or
don't need okay thank you game just
seven hours into the game and you're
telling me how to climb
give me those crystals let's see what I
can do with this thing I love the
lighting in this game this might have
some of the best lighting I've ever seen
that and Red Dead Redemption too but I
have to play it too much of that are you
there's a postbox right well rebuild a
road whenever enough materials
durability is 360,000 it needs 850
crystals 5000 metal and 4,000 ceramic ok
I have too much crystals there you can
go in but I'm doing my part uh you need
huh 840 boom perfect ok cool dude I'm
gonna build a whole highway to hell
and working with others to upgrade
structures dam so other people can
actually come with all their metals and
everything and put them in here
that's cool I do like that I like the
social aspect of the game if only it
would let me log into the bloody server
let me try it again
login because this could be done already
then I think it's going to happen it
takes ages to try and then when it
doesn't try it's like Oh a minute later
sorry
so how are you guys doing
I can't even exit this while it's trying
it's just gonna tell me that it doesn't
work
sad sad potato noises I 7,000 likes
though cool thanks game GLaDOS out there
all that time for that is off of the
hills we make it we have strong legs I
think the reason I love going through
areas like this too and scenery and
everything is because I used to do this
as a kid I would just like run through
the fields of Ireland all the time and
go exploring on my own so I have I have
a soft spot for hiking and nature
scenery so cool
I wasn't gonna looks like a Star Wars
map pick some of the maps in the
battlefront games look like this how am
I getting up here sir a better way up
here I guess we just try and go straight
forward
maybe maybe go left a little there's
like a ridge here in the middle of a
valley I should say try that and see if
it helps speed up those legs now we're
almost as fast as Usain Bolt oh this is
a freaking river that does not help stop
sprinting you might just have to chance
it going up the side of it oh I'm gonna
slide die real fast it's also funny for
a game that talks about being a
repatriate and you dying and coming back
to life and all that stuff it's not that
hard to stay alive maybe I should have
claimed the other side huh
oh man we're high up now
or she's getting windy I forgot there's
also wind and again it's like Skyrim
those of that mountain though maybe
that's the next area we're going to I
did see in one of the trailers that
there was snow in an area
I like snow snow and Forests they keep
saying are my favorite locations in
video games
oh my battery went back up again it's
not repairing itself is it I'm here this
game also seems heavily inspired by the
movie IO which the lady who plays mamma
in this is an actress named Margaret
quale she's in a movie called IO on
Netflix as well as Anthony Mackie who's
Falcon in the Avengers movies and it's a
really good movie and a lot of it looks
like this a lot of it looks like these
areas and this kind of these structures
and stuff so I wonder if it's inspired
by that howdy hit me you aren't gonna
join right you're not gonna tell me to
go somewhere else like douchebag McGee
down at the bottom of this
no problem started getting scary around
here rumors say that she caused the
explosion at middle not City and there's
a part of me that believes it of course
she could be just another one of their
victims Wow are you connecting the
chiral Network she went there to remind
the contract with bridges but I'm not
going to join the UCA not maybe you
already heard it from fragile but
Preppers who don't want to be a part of
the UCA
can still sign a contract with bridges
to join the network they get to use our
delivery services and other basic chiral
network infrastructure much like our
full members similarly you'll be able to
use their chiral printing facilities to
replenish your supplies what's the
difference they are not however
obligated to exchange data with us so
don't expect them to share Intel or help
with the development of new tech touch
in an ideal world everyone would be a
part of the UCA of course but failing
that we want everyone to at least be a
part of the network they can always
change their minds after the fact the
cupid will interface differently with
the terminal depending on the type of
contract so connect your Cupid to
confirm okay give it to me
give me that sound oh oh I'm ready I'm
holding on oh it's coming oh it's coming
oh yeah
are you username ladies man 2 1 7 what
are you username ladies man 2 1 7
another Transformers reference it the
sound reminds me a lot of it
ChaCha wow so connected oh what a nice
little potato man 2 big times like zis
we should all keep it close and tight
that goes for couriers too otherwise
we'll just make the same mistakes
Federation's coalition's states
connecting all kinds of people together
it's just asking for trouble I'm glad
that we're talking about politics that's
basically what it is isn't it the worlds
in a shitty place right now and Kojima's
like I'm going to fix it we should all
just talk to each other and be friends
yeah not that hard a thing wait where am
I where's the next thing place that I
have to go anyway if I'm going back down
towards all those anyway excellent work
Sam thank you brought three waystations
into the fold the Preppers are on the
grid and the Cairo network is looking
better than ever we're planning to use
the regional districts in ER as our next
weigh station but that'll have to wait
got a priority task here a mess and need
to clean it up we need you to recover
one of Lake nut city system servers hmm
they sent it out for repairs and mules
hit the transport on the way back damn
mules the server contains validation
data for a new delivery system we're
deploying once in place it will use the
Cairo network to automate delivery
to us it's invaluable to the mules it
may as well be a toaster a toaster
they'll happily tear apart for the Kairo
crystals and rare earth metals inside oh
if we don't act quickly we could lose
that data we could lose that toaster
after the mules drop site snatch the
server and bring it back to Lake not
City
oh no problem I'm putting the order in
myself check your cufflinks for details
it's funny how it talks about connecting
the world again and bringing us all it's
one lovely happy place through the power
of Amazon Prime all right so okay wait
there's something it's all the way back
oh it's right here okay cool all right
I'm gonna check this dudes thing if I'm
going back there anyway I might as well
do an order for I need those likes ring
antique watches reports from the early
days of the destron yeah this is
important that's all I want to do I
don't want to do the others oh yeah yeah
what job will [ __ ] is all about reading
huh y'all ever turn a page or two or
you're stuck looking at those iPads
all right what's the best way off of
this mountain so your generator making
noise sounds like a hover ship or
something
righty-ho who this where I'm going yeah
on the boat again I can't wait to be old
road here do you think we can get like a
glider like breath of the wild oh don't
tell don't tell me
don't start raining now you better not
miss you better stop I'm gonna move some
things onto my back in fact I'm going to
move everything onto my back because
what I'm gonna do is use a spray
and repair everything
that is not working okay fine
when you try your best you don't succeed
when you're trying to do a cool thing I
get it
whatever you suck that's why seriously
Network fight no that's cool I don't
care I don't even want to fix things I'm
a delivery man not a repairman I'm gonna
be a dead man in a second I know a guy
named that I don't to be Guillermo del
Toro
fine fine for the love of God thank you
oh it's 200 metal yes or there's a lot
of metals here a lot of heavy metals
we're gonna take the metal in we're
gonna go down to the highway system
we're going to put them in business ha I
won't run it all night long
nothing else up here because yep talking
to yourself there samory no this is only
fifty and fifty though fifty and fifty
together is a hundred I have 300 metals
after this that's good math that's math
I can do if it's not anything more than
that though I can't
please don't ask such a cool world I
mean it's very empty though there's
there's not really a whole lot to do in
it except deliver some sweet awesome
Amazon Prime packages most of these guys
asked for same-day delivery and I'm
really bringing the noise really doing
my best on that front it should be very
happy
I'm from Mia do I know on my map where
that thing he was a watchtower this
thing the auto paver yeah okay so it's
in the same place
can I get down off the mountain faster
if I use a climbing anchor because I do
have those you know I'm just gonna do it
anyway yep hell yeah now if you find
this in the game after getting your
metals you better like it if you don't
like it I'm gonna be very sad I can tell
I can see the lights I don't think
anybody's like my stuff so far all the
games aren't out yet and it's not online
right now but when it is then there's
overview [ __ ] what's the end of this
rope oh there it is
that was very helpful I'm a very smart
man thanks me William Lake put a ladder
here I Matters kind of pointless will
you make cuz I can just go down the side
but I'll use it anyway because I'm
afraid I'll fall over and break my jaw
Norman Reedus with a broken jaw is not a
Norman Reedus at all I like it
I'll give you likes get enjoy hundred
good get him to a hundred get him to a
hundred get him two hundred oh yes I
don't need to like consecutively cuz I
just liked a lot at once
ooh a lot don't mind if I do is easy
five kilos alright game are we going
over here this is gonna be tricky though
if there's mules everywhere drug mules
looking to find the cocaine I have
hidden up my bomb met Norman Reedus
could hide a lot of cocaine up this
board I hope that Norman Reedus has
heard that before
I hope that that compliment sinks it I
know smoking meat in decoys I didn't
bring any with me because I thought it
was too good for them
and other games keep smiiing like
alright you know the games a lot easier
if you use these I know it I know that
I'm an idiot okay that's my job that's
what I do best
I find my packages dickholes
you're not gonna cuz I'm going over here
oh my god that's a lot of [ __ ]
okay I kind of want to get to the auto
paver first so I can get rid of some of
this and then be faster should also eat
one of these
all right that's this until of my blood
bank does it no crypto fight acquired
wait let me put a america on the auto
paper is this the one that i went to
don't think it matters
wait where the hell did my weight point
just go Oh somebody's much closer to me
than I thought oh oh oh how do I get
across this Oh SpaghettiOs
well this is terrible
oh god they're all coming for me run oh
jesus oh jesus this is not good
okay so l 2 or R 2 and X 2 Dodge I
didn't know that that's good oh he's
right behind me I have super legs though
chase me now [ __ ]
what
that's a close one nights alright we're
going this way we're going into water go
Norman go Norman it's your birthday
no it's not go anyway you shouldn't have
to just go cuz it's your birthday
shouldn't have to do anything just cuz
it's your birthday
okay claiming is not good you hairy
[ __ ] Oh God get the stuff you
that [ __ ] mechanical legs run faster
okay did I miss anything okay I got it
all back
I think they don't come in the water do
they oh yes they do
okay okay well that ate a bag a rat [ __ ]
it's okay it's fine everything's back to
normal
get to the auto paper get rid of the
metals I was trying to claim the thing
and he jumped off okay maybe don't do
that Norman Norman Reedus the amazing
dingus more like it you know I feel bad
and given Norman a lot of the hate for
this but really it's kind of just nets
off his phone oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this guy
right here
oh no oh god oh no I did not know that I
put the [ __ ] ladder away
oh it just needs more though this is not
the one that was at um what happened
they pass out oh I ran out of stamina
that makes sense
monster energy
okay put these metals away and be done
with it yes I need 480 crystals and I
have oh okay that should at least ease
up my back load a little
how much of my carry you know 95 okay
perfect
los caracoles sleeping tablets job well
focused on board sleep alright it's time
to do a little rest up I'm going to come
over here and I'm gonna charge up my
legs again
I went deliver the sleeping tablets and
get rid of some other stuff if I can and
then we will head out and do that thing
I think it might be time to test out my
going I really don't want these guys to
find me please go down the other way
okay good okay good okay good
wait can I steal their thing no way
really
sake dudes oh wait I was gonna say what
happens if it drive over one of them but
I don't wanna kill one it's awesome Oh
God
well no it's less awesome how do you do
that that was too good a shot this sucks
okay time to go hide in the long grass
they'll never see this giant turtle back
of cargo okay okay okay I could use this
but you guys are just oh that's a little
too close their lights Oh
because he can just sense my cargo can't
they
okay okay I need to get to that tall
grass over there because there Audra Dex
can sense things right
uh-oh oh no oh no oh no oh no they're
all here oh no oh no or don't you know
wait why would me saying run actually
make you run okay that is - that is too
many guys to be able to take on or is it
nice and hell yeah
they even got a little PCC for my
trouble
god damn it guys
[Music]
shut up Hong Kong hog oh I can do it too
cut so how do we stay hidden from them
if they just constantly rescan where I
am Footwear almost ruined goddamn it
no you guys are attacking me
they one-on-one I can beat you up
this is good here we go here we go
got another one got another one
where's the thing I need I'm just going
to get the thing I need and I'm gonna
leave this is a little too much for me
a lot of ceramic here though that's good
what if we can get two in one with this
I'd be cool for all you want numbnuts Oh
God all the guys who were down or
getting back up okay okay okay
there we go there we go unlock postbox
um in storage yes right there's another
bowl ago mule boots Oh lots of ceramics
that'll be reunite 32 kilos oh holy God
I can't manage that I can't do that I'm
just gonna have to take this for now
beat them up on the roundabout okay okay
okay Oh God I get it you guys are bad
wait can I steal your Vanagon that was
really fun
Oh jammer do I have six
wow you guys are bad at your job you
suck the most you suck worse than
anybody else like happen
I should have just done that kick them
in the head while they're down that's
much easier yep
I know he just ended up wasting a bunch
of ammo then for this cuz when they're
knocked out they're down for longer
right
eat [ __ ] okay capital ace capital a sort
of a [ __ ]
kick him in his dumb head
Wow you love a [ __ ] god things really
got intense in this episode of watership
down huh
so brewing the [ __ ] gun I keep
pressing the button to get rid of the
gun and he's not putting it away
speaking of super slow [ __ ] dammit
Jesus Christ
son of a
just knock them all out just knock
tomorrow carry this in your hand and
break it on this guy's jaw there you go
okay another one I'm so lucky that you
missed it
[Music]
okay okay Sam you did well everyone's
asleep I don't know how they say you
sleep how long they stay asleep for but
I'm hoping it's forever actually no
that's called death he just said that's
good Sam agrees with death all right
I'm putting a bunch of these on my back
because I'm gonna go to that auto paver
again and steal this car that they have
this is truck or whatever it is because
these things I think can use hydraulics
so they get over the water oh good I
just I just put a bunch in this this is
destroyed so you can all of you oh yeah
oh this is excellent I can just carry a
bunch of stuff down there then I'm a
one-man army I mean I really am I've
proven that already I need to get better
at getting away from them and like them
scanning me and all that kind of stuff
but it's one of those things that the
game isn't even out yet oh I got the
ceramics so I don't know what like tips
and tricks there for the game yet that's
something that I'm gonna have to figure
out as time goes on is that the thing
about Let's Plays too is that often
times I can get the games early which is
awesome but by the time the game comes
out I have the game finished and then
everyone online is like how did you not
know you could do that I'm like I'm
sorry I didn't know by the time the game
came out that everybody would know this
thing so if there's any things that I've
missed so far I apologize okay
move you too that's awesome the vehicle
King Harry so much because it's a
vehicle
stuff on my back just disappears when I
get into it that's right alright what's
the best way to get there
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wait can this thing can distinct I'd
Ronix up what they could this is fine
nice this already lost all my [ __ ] the
last time find a shallow section these
things are so much better than that
crappy bike in Hawaii it's also good
because I don't feel like I'm gonna lose
this because I stole it from somebody
else already
get across this without crashing
oh yeah oh good I need to be in boost
mode though Oh got it
alright I don't have all of it but I
have plenty I carry all this no okay
carry this much that's good for now I'll
be back for the rest I'm a human Jenga
I seriously want to know what it's like
when these roads are built I'm trying my
best here man I'm rebuilding the world
wait can I put these in oh I don't need
resins we carry and all this resin for
no reason for no reason
Ceramics I could do it though let's take
you yes and put the resonance back on
this the resins they can at least bring
back to the main base and then recycled
Oh Doki you're supposed to do this with
other players I'm gonna do it all on my
own I need 4,000 ok maybe not but I've
done my part I'm doing my part are you
doing yours is the game even out by the
time you see this episode probably oh
yeah the game is out pins maybe see any
episode cuz I can't upload any until
it's out we're going all the way back
down there right here you might as well
get out and get the medicine really wish
there weren't 5 million animations to
get out
I don't know it's just hydraulic turn on
someone already
wait so handy that was a that thing on
the ground was like a smoke grenade or
something I don't really care about that
right now
goddamn BJ's big titties
Brooks battery's running out that's fine
I only needed for a little bit more I
don't need it to get the entire way just
some of the way thank you
low roar set the name of the band or the
song I can't remember
Thank You Laura for
what's the word I'm looking for for
punctuating the seat that's the word of
man you have to put so many materials
into all of this yeah I definitely need
to log on to do this all right just go
fast for the battery you have left
we ran out gamers it's stuck here now
forever unless super epic gamer map
without a generator that's me I'm the
gamer man builds my sweet boot and now
we're gonna charge it up again
I think GUI can keep going forever all
the way to the base Sam you need rest in
a very bad way but that's why we're
going back to this place so we can
actually go through the private room
again give me that energy give me that
monster energy yeah so what happens if I
build one here now
and then later on I login does that mean
if somebody else built one right next to
it they're all just going to be right
next to each other feel like there
should be kind of a limit or something
what is this ceramics those will do
nicely and Chi rally I'm crystals right
next to me as well they'll also need to
be put into this thing teacher
[Music]
or were they oh right here
whoopsies this is rock ass rock can you
tell that I'm talking a lot to cover up
the copyrighted music I don't want them
to get blocked or claimed or anything I
said at the beginning that I didn't mind
but I'm kind of worried about it now
since I've been thinking about it oh
yeah I can't put all because they do
beat it's good use for them though
because I had a billion and they're kind
of easy to get cuz they're lying
everywhere and I could just kill Petey's
with blood and piss grenades which I
also get from sleeping every time so no
big deal ease Sam you look so tired I'll
let you go to sleep soon you and BB and
just fall asleep nappy nap and I have to
worry about anything anymore there are
some items all here but I'm kind of sick
of getting out of the car and doing all
that
who's serious this thing's battery
should not drain faster by going through
that because it it literally rises above
it the other one I got because it didn't
rise above it
major strife
whoever sees guys would leave me alone I
think I'm a nice person I don't know why
they're all up in my ass all the time I
should start building the road from
right there I can do it too it's just as
annoying I think it's over here it's so
nice to be able to drive trucks
battery's running out it looks so fast
but we do have a gold generator over
here
could you could you not you good bro you
good
roh-roh I want to get into it again now
when the drape is the thingy send your
douche-nozzles here I was falling over
already
yeah look do you realize how much oh my
God why are you what happened
[Applause]
why did you just suddenly move forward
oh [ __ ] god ah noise
since he just does animations on his own
Oh cuz you lost your grip and then tried
to regain grip he suddenly starts
running again walking Jesus
you guys aren't even hired you're just
super [ __ ] annoying think the combats
not that engaging cuz it's just smack
smack smack smack they're just really
annoying Oh get in there we go now
charge up this bad boy
nice looking fast our charges may bring
this car the whole way in
that'd be pretty neat I mean I guess I
could just park it outside either oh
we're going in lads all the way home see
there's a buncha carriage right there
and for some reason I can't use them
because there's somebody else's yeah let
the guy who's supposed to rebuild
America walk everywhere when you've a
bunch of cars laying around that makes
sense
nice I cannot wait to go to sleep in the
game it's weird it really makes you feel
tired all right here
I can get rid of so much gear yes
delivered the Death Star plans
ah that feels good
my name's not welcome I got it does my
legs have an end perhaps give me that is
awesome reverse trike to the list of
supplies you can fabricate week not said
he was kind enough to provide the
blueprints as thanks I'd tell you all
about it but uh didn't you used to have
your own same deal two front wheels I
get it I get it I don't even want to
listen to you right now
yeah yeah yeah yeah ooh reverse trike a
long-range Higgs particle let me just
let me just look at this for a second
whatever okay hold on yeah I was hoping
I was seeing things but that says a my
first a it's cuz those [ __ ] [ __ ]
who followed me all the way back to the
base when I was in my car and they hit
me with that one pole and hit my thing
too many times back it up go home series
is done series no Gras I don't even want
to look at it
it's disgusting can you tell them to
give me an S can you tell them to give
me
[Music]
about fragile you sure you can trust her
that business with Higgs thought I told
you she hates him with a passion the
enemy of my enemy as far as I'm
concerned don't take my word for it now
just ask her and judge for yourself it's
the point we need her know that her son
is fragile a year you brought three
Preppers into the network and delivered
everything they needed that's some good
work thank you I'm a legend long as
we're shooting the [ __ ] you mind telling
me what the deal is with you and Higgs
been hearing stories huh I'll tell you
all about it in person meet me at the
distro Center south of Lake not you're
headed there anyway right yeah thank you
make delivery this stuff
mm-hmm white thank you for flying Lake
Sam
okay now I can recycle these nice brings
up a lot of space under if the container
is prepare spray doesn't work on like
ladders and ladders and pcc's and that
kind of stuff because it's not a
container it's kind of exposed materials
kind of claim a lot of residence oh I
have so many metals I could literally
just bring those back I think I might do
that
soon the fabricator you need a lot for
these though or a ver strike long range
would be cool yeah let's do that effort
where's the private room
there's vehicle that cannot be stored
the carriage in the elevator oh okay so
I can't actually do that that's fine
because I'm gonna get a trach in a
second anyway
we go I'm sorry care they don't like
your kind around here he's gonna go back
he's gonna go to see if he's gonna get
all his stamina back it's gonna be great
doo doo doo doo
let me put seen or anything gonna happen
though oh yeah I get my blood bags and
my Matic Rene's and all that stuff
replenish - good morning mr. robot man
thank you put your figurines now
hey mom looking at my figurines a bike
why do I have a bike care that
strandings be teased killed a lot of
beauties let me just kill a million of
them but the whole thing just fill up
yeah Big O I do it I bowled out going in
there now I'll take a shower why not
they need your sample Sam you're an
above average human you're a top tier
alpha specimen plus again just playing
this game and getting smacked around and
having to travel so far with all this
[ __ ] it really does make me feel like
I'm doing it so taking a shower in the
game really makes me feel like I'm
cleanse plus on the off chance it's
enormous at last it's really wide
and I want a shower like that it
immediately dried him get those like you
know those Dyson the things that you put
your hands in a blast to like blades of
air at you get that but for humans it's
like just bloom through it now we're
leaving Sam
it's so annoying that the animations
that he does in here even stalled again
just don't have him do animations or at
least not they're like hey you guys yeah
video games just one big continent Jia
[Music]
don't heal you the real thing soon I'm
telling you we're going to the moon in
this game Oh Mike well well the us fix
bras don't be able to go whatever you
want
even the moon hmm how far back that do
this makes it seem like that he's
talking to bebe from a long time ago
alright let's take out the materials
necessary to build a bike oh I could
just build it already sick Oh cuz the
thing was in the way
let's just on the elevator no sick
that's a cooler looking bike what's the
difference there juices of trikes cargo
capacity but increases its range cool
because I I didn't want to use the cargo
capacity on it anyway cyclist a short
circuit when struck by mules electrical
attack it almost seems like you should
build in an anti-shock thing why do I
know I'm just a [ __ ] porter bridges
Sam a lot of clients are requesting you
by name now while there are orders we
need you to accept which are critical to
the expansion of the Cairo network there
are others that you can take or leave at
your discretion it goes without saying
though that it's in everyone's best
interest for you to do as much as you
can and more work means more rewards
okay Road reconstruction should I maybe
you should do that maybe I should do
them all we've prepped the prototype bot
for transport now you'll need to take it
to the distal Center Southlake not City
if these autonomous delivery bugs proved
reliable they could revolutionize our
supplies distribution network a lots
riding on this
so be careful I'm glad you addressed it
because that was the thing I've been
saying since it's there like just to get
a robot to do it uh no not yet I want to
build the wait did you see what happens
when they get to this point yeah load
all make sure you carry pizzas properly
at all times if you do something stupid
like turn it on its side you'll ruin it
I actually have to deliver a pizza I
said that earlier as a [ __ ] joke okay
oops okay I took on too many things well
that was another reason where he kept
the care around so now I could just put
all this stuff onto it
wait do I have time on the pizza you
shouldn't have taken that order right
now then yeah I know let's put the
metals on it so many things but those on
the on the vehicle Oh much better and
the pizzas on my back oh wait there's a
thing in my head nope not what I wanted
to do mm-hmm there we go to the paver
first
did it it did it did it did it did it to
do
it's Pizza time okay I can make this I
can't I load into the car what oh
they're in the truck
oh whoops he's once yeah oh that would
explain why the truck keeps turning out
of power so fast then I was like man
this thing doesn't last for long at all
is it mm-hmm I cannot believe that I
have to deliver a pizza in this game
what a [ __ ] meme there is a paper
right outside this location as well and
that's where I'm going to take all these
metals keep on keepin on
I will I also need to replace my boot
soon
what's there a paper right here yeah
what Sam looks like you're coming up on
that Auto paper I know
get it going then you'll have yourself a
road in no time flat flat like a pizza
that's not what I meant to do I was
holding square take out as many as I can
take out all of them I cannot but I can
just do that
okay I can't climb because my hand is
busy rebuild roads how much 20 to add
150 Oh
maybe hell yeah nice this one's almost
done this one does need a lot at all I
guess cuz it's not going that far so you
can have a whole Road oh I guess he
gives you enough to actually build it
you can build a whole road across this
entire area that's awesome yeah yes I
want to see just how far this one goes I
didn't have as many materials going into
this one
my god I hope the road looks better than
that that's just a straight-up ass road
I don't know what I was expecting but
that's a road ass road okay that was
that that was an easy one to get great
job Sam that road is a sight to behold
it does not go very far getting creating
a transport network that spans the
continent is key to our future
burnsy that's why it's important that
you utilize any and every paper you come
across to rebuild our highways and
byways imagine how much easier yo yeah
yeah yeah I have a pizza to deliver man
okay can I place a marker from here have
to do this would be if you could drive
from coast to coast that's where the
pizzas going folks
all the way over there yeah it feels
like you guys should be prioritizing the
roads first because the guys can steal
your equipment really easily from your
back but if you build a road that means
that the next time you have to go and do
a thing it's easier to get there
well what do I know I'm just a poor four
who s use my legs to get everywhere
instead of using all the cars that you
guys have laying around I'm not bitter
about that at all I don't know why you
would think I am
that's ridiculous
perfectly fine
I just feel bad for Sam he's so tired
all the time hey that works they do a
thing with this guy and Adams of the
Carroll Network already is this a
different one
maybe I haven't been here let me came
here in the last episode I know I had a
mission to come here but I think I just
messed up okay I have your pizza sir if
it's not there in 20 minutes
your orders free but I got it here in
record time because I'm a beast I've
been I've been delivering stuff that's
way harder normally this is this is much
easier and I gave it to you imperfect
hot tasty condition I really want pizza
right now I think I'm gonna have to
order a pizza after this recording even
though I'm a fat [ __ ] give it to me
give it to me
I know it's good I know that was good
ones even going to come out and say
thanks I delivered it to a robot
if these guys aren't on the car network
okay
at least that's out of the way that was
giving me anxiety because I knew I had a
time limit for it
I need to be careful about this now
because I do not have a generator nearby
let's go a long way whoa
Karis flipping flipping awesome [ __ ]
great PT's hope those guys okay I'm
gonna put that in another generator here
sure do Sammy boy it's nice that all I
need is the is the PCC don't you
actually not need a bunch of materials
to build it
doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo god this
is pretty the rain effect is superb the
rain the fog the specular maps on the
ground and the lightning all combined
when it's our training is really damn
good
to see over there
gonna feel like I should get it
Oh hold on Perik all right account right
there
I'll just made that sound do you I don't
know I am gonna have to change boots in
a second
oh it's fuel Oh Haley that's gonna fetch
a nice price in the black market
look over there Sammy boy oh okay
I jumped a little too late I tried to
jump while I was in the water lame
all right but you in Nice do I have
little booties yes none of these have
taken damage that's amazing
which are better no these islands have
level one written on them so I'm just
gonna send they're better nice oh that
must feel good but not a brand new pair
of shoes after walking around so long
it's like standing on a bunch of baby
ducks
this is [ __ ] gorgeous
so realistic looking
okay okay okay easy does it easy does it
that was a little hairy that was a
little Evel Knievel little too Evel
Knievel for my tastes yeah okay I
shouldn't put too much on this cuz it's
gonna get the battery's gonna rain run
out really quickly that I can't go over
to my other generator up here though I'm
making my own little grid I'm such a
special little boy
just hashtag no BTS though I really
don't want to run into any I also really
hope that this makes it to the generator
it will batteries running out fast but
it'll make it how are you lads how's it
going you know I hope so how much
further is it 861 so I don't have the
distance
[Music]
you're on electricity fire right now
what it's not what are you talking about
you're fake in Egypt
oh this is bad though I'm not in the
chiral Network out here so so I can't
put on a generator if I run out
bunch of bastards around here
yeah try and catch me actually no don't
try it the last time you tried you
nailed me or one of your things and I
don't want it again
got these visuals are I know I keep
hammering on about them but there
there's moments where I catch it and
it's [ __ ] blowing my mind looks like
a goddamn tech demo [ __ ] I haven't hot
water here
oh yes the little engine that could
oh this looks like the right place
careful careful
it sounds mean tossed around they go Oh
like a ball inside a Pringles can this
area looks cool all the areas look cool
I'm here I did it I'm amazing I know I
know I can't park it I'm bringing to the
her to make it easier to oh the vehicle
charges in here anyway
nice cuz I'm on the grid I want to see
somebody really take the time in this
game to connect electrical stuff
everywhere so that everywhere you go is
electrified sixty kilos nothin Sam can't
handle
make big expert delivery me Finn having
big brain big legs big delivery big care
go bye-bye you were like my children and
I treated you as such will we get the
little floaty robot thank you thank you
I take great pride in my work and I do
all this as a single father is awesome
bringing my child to work every single
day I'm really a marvel of human of
humanity right now oh here it comes here
it comes oh I'm so glad I'm sitting for
this get ready for it get ready for it
are you guys ready I don't know if
you're ready
oh so good this next one is good too
this next sound it's pretty good
but the other one has a nice like wow
yeah chunkiness to our username ladies
man two one seven awesome why isn't it
like light blue wait is that
Edgar right no way
I'll start prepping for the tests you
sit tight and wait for eight Scuderi
that's Edgar right they I saw him in a
picture
[Music]
they can't die they don't we'll never
understand like we do and because
they'll never truly surpass us get on
the delivery terminal can I use the bots
to I want to be able to use the bots to
build the roads well yeah I saw a
picture of Edgar Wright and kojima
together because i followed both on
twitter Edgar Wright's the director of
like Hot Fuzz Shaun of the Dead the
worlds and Scott Pilgrim baby driver
he's my favorite director and Hot Fuss
is my favorite movie of all time
I did not know he was in the game and
now that makes sense he took pictures
with the guy Herman Holt's the guy I
said who was from gorilla but I mean I
thought made sense cuz he made the
engine for the game or his parent
company who made the engine he has a
picture with the guy from remedy and
then he was in control the game that
remedy just made so I would not be
surprised if Sam lake was in this and
then he took a picture with Wilson was
in it I know Jeff Keeley's in it Oh
Conan O'Brien is in the game as well we
have to find him later on as well oh
sorry
take a look at what's available okay
cargo transported by a balk is liable to
get a little roughed up if the roads
poor on the flipside about traveling on
a well-maintained
Road is more likely to deliver cargo and
better shape that makes sense master in
case it wasn't obvious make sense where
you want me to pull the road sending
them out high-protein edible plants I'm
that's just drugs
I'm sending drugs to the old man cuz he
can't take life as a boomer what oh my
god why he's got little boots on he
doesn't need them but he has them robots
don't need boots but he's wearing them
cuz it's cute that's adorable this is
just Boston Dynamics we just slapped
them together oh I know do you have a
bridge baby as well everyone from folks
and cities and weigh stations to
Preppers out the back of the but you
must be exhausted why not take a break I
bet your BB could probably use we're
going to the private room we always get
like story stuff for cutscenes or
whatever I think fragile is gonna show
up and talk to me whenever the game kind
of forces you to take a break
neato though those little legs are very
Metal Gear
nightie-night Samwise Norman Reedus do a
big sleepers oh it's beach time
very naked
oh she taking a shower
yep
mm-hmm
Sam be a gentleman stop peeking oh come
on I'm not even doing that the game just
did it on its own she's got a old lady
buddy
why was there a sign if we're turning
off a tap
there's no taps in this sorry didn't
mean to startle you
are you sure what your clothes on -
we're sleeping when I dropped by thanks
for the shower right look I got asked
I've been hearing things about you she's
in bed with terrorists don't trust her
she's just another dumbass Higgs [ __ ]
over she's a goddamn hero that woman
tell me some
what does America mean to you way my dad
made it sounds we were something special
the glue that held it all together more
than the nation a symbol of freedom and
hope we could bring it all back if we
kept on making deliveries and connecting
people he was sure of it I was a wreck
after he died that's when he's made his
[ __ ] together and we can run packages
from sea to shining sea back then he had
a monopoly West of the Year we both
stood to gain a lot from a partnership
business was pretty good at first but
then a year ago when those fanatics
started stirring up trouble
[ __ ] hijacked our system somehow they
got ahold of our security passes and
used them to sneak into CDs and just
like that we're delivering guns and
bombs instead of medicine and I didn't
even know we were just cogs in a
terrorist machine Higgs was behind it
all and the top of that he got his hands
on an old-school nuke that I ended up
carrying riding to middle not City you
tell me that yeah it was me I blew it up
damn could have been different if I
wasn't so [ __ ] blind so I did
everything in my power to stop South not
city from getting destroyed I tried to
get the nuke out of the scene but he was
one step ahead
he took his pound of flesh and then
'some some ones they don't heal whatever
time I've got left the rain took
so there you have it everything's true
except for all the lies well yeah I
don't give a damn about bridges or
putting America back together but I'm
not about to let Hicks and some
terrorists take my father's legacy and
[ __ ] all over it
that's why I came to you so trust me now
hmm I'll be there for you so
all you have to do is call
well then this sounds like or to give
you one additional likes for your
generator thank you that's the game
giving me likes not even online what if
I log in and it's like you received a
hundred million likes for all of your
things
this story's really interesting hey you
said I couldn't take the card out but
when it was a cutscene I was allowed go
down with it
use the liars hey sad those new sites
you've brought into the network have
helped us to restore more of our knives
unfortunately I still haven't managed to
dig up anything about the baby's origins
and I'm completely locked out of BB
twenty-eight service record if I could
at least access that I might be able to
tell you why you've been experiencing
those strange episodes well I'll keep at
it you do the same got you got you
Sam check the terminal for available
orders yeah I know
I've been doing that the entire time he
is dropping again it's all in your cuff
logs and with the aid of the car we were
able to restore metal not cities
regional archives the records
corroborate your story
don't need you to tell me what's true
what ain't I could hear it in her voice
son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] her over good no
reservations about working with her then
I hope good you too Sam the bomb you
sent out made it to its destination yeah
why bye mama
one more thing Sam a new delivery type
has been added to the terminal your hard
works getting noticed because of that
there's been some talk of offering a
premium service now it might seem like a
hassle to willingly take on extra
restrictions but if you succeed you'll
boost your rep even more so if someone
asks you to deliver within a time limit
you could counter it by setting the
limit even lower ah thereby earning
yourself a better evaluation if
successful if you're feeling up for a
challenge
give it a try I mean again I would if it
felt like there was more to it if it
felt like I was actually getting more
out of it senator orders can be assigned
to autonomous delivery box there's a
special alloy sure the way any of one of
the bots
damn that's a lot go get a boot there so
[ __ ] you I do like that Kojima does that
what is the robots in gangs makes it
freakin deliver the loss
oh no I do on interest
bye-bye I just keep entrusting things to
other players you guys have fun now I'm
gonna recycle my boots cuz I don't even
use container can I have a boot repair
spray if I can take if I could repair
containers with the spray I should be
able to repair my health I should be
able to repair care she'll be able to
repair BB just spray BB in the face with
mace face mace bridge boots level - oh
yeah good does it say how many I have in
my inventory number owned 0 ok make 3
carry on back he'll put on Footwear bro
nice and then order boots
I'll keep this but you know I'll keep
these thank you both
they don't weigh a lot and I can attach
them both to the boots so they don't
take up the space I'm at the top of my
back
ok what's the next big order I have
Kyrie Liam gage delivery weather station
Lewis with further fragile cargo this
carrot go has low durability and can be
destroyed very easily try and avoid
vibration and impact ok if I take my big
old I left my [ __ ] bike back at the
other place
okay I'm gonna make one of these this
time so we have it because it's kind of
getting annoying with those guys
following me all the same it out yes sir
I mean I do have Mike Harris still but
the bike is back on the pad on the very
first place if I put it in the garage
I'd be able to take it from here again
oh man this is some way much at all no
exactly Sam that's Auto arranged anyway
yeah order arranging is good because not
only does it change around they've where
they are but that also changes your
center of balance so you can work better
I know this
this thing should go a lot better now
because I'm not weighing it down with a
[ __ ] ton of stuff is empty but there's
something in it isn't there no you guys
saw something in it right there's like
no things in it oh maybe that's the
stuff that's on my back normally and
then it goes on to this afterwards no
idea
Wow I'm going all the way up there
thousand meters it's kilometer away I
don't know why you don't just put down
one kilometer all right
this area these kind of configurations
of rocks are they basalt it's like look
up the Giant's Causeway in Ireland
there's a place that looks like this oh
man can I not actually I don't think I
can bring this car with me
all right we're in for a long one we're
gonna have to run a kilometer it's
probably actually gonna be faster anyway
antique watches and I feel like I should
just bring this metal over to the auto
paper here
watch your metals whatever again I don't
want to get bogged down in the menial
stuff on camera I'd rather do that so
kind of off camera so then we have like
a delivery system ready to go and keep
the series just for like the really
important stuff I'm finally out of
crystals I never thought I'd actually
run out of them
you're welcome it's a big bridge down
there Syria I'm sure that's the next
area have to go to anyway so I might as
well the game just gets you to go to
every single area of interest that it
has so might as well just follow the
story it is weird that everything is
based around delivering like not only
the game mechanics it's a little
disappointing that this is basically all
it is is just running from place to
place and delivery things but it's weird
that the characters are so enamored with
delivering packages it's like me and my
dad used to talk about delivering
packages all the time I know that's your
company and all but they make it seem
like delivering packages is like curing
cancer or something like the mules just
can't stop stealing packages because
it's ingrained in their DNA that's
stupid
that's not everyone talks about Kojima
being a genius with like really high
concept stuff like that's that's not
genius but that's stupid
I don't think what's happening in this I
mean some of the stuff of the story is
cool the idea of the apocalypse and the
beaches and BTS and all that kind of
stuff some of it is cool
the idea of it all being based around
packages and delivering is like okay
it's not that no one has thought of that
idea it's just that people think that
that's not a good idea
look yes let's just take a moment
I mean I am sitting down in the [ __ ]
time fall to my package together but
look how gorgeous this is
so cool I think when the game is raining
that's when it looks the best like
that's [ __ ] gorgeous scenery that
stuff just all the way up in the
distance some cool vistas that beard
hairs going into my nose again I hate
when that happens but it's also a little
disappointing that there's just nothing
in the world like don't get me wrong
I'm enjoying the game for what it is I
like it a lot
I keep playing it if I actually really
didn't like it no matter how many views
the game would get or no matter how many
people watched it that's the same thing
or anything like that or how much booty
it's making or whatever I can't do
something that I'm genuinely not
enjoying so I wouldn't just keep playing
this if I wasn't liking it but for all
the hype that's around the game I know a
lot of people are really gonna dislike
it
all right out you come Audra neck I'm
just gonna call you flappy anyway trying
to say Oh Audra Dec little obnoxious
give it up noxious name that's what I'm
saying my name is Sam you know a nice
easy name to figure out do I have
did I not bring any grenades with me was
it smoke grenades I made and not blood
grenades oh [ __ ] okay how do i how do I
put the strands in this alters ready
Arcade Fire hold r22 charged increase
the Strand with oh there's a PT right
there hurt oh my god that's scary okay
I've got my strands in
let's just work anyway
that's crazy
am i good to pass you now
yes but maybe not some others [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] I [ __ ] it up I was my bad [ __ ]
sake
can you just feel like no matter what
you have on you anyway it's just ruined
can you back my PCC
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McClane
okay okay okay okay okay okay just go
just go just go
okay at least you can shake them off
medical supplies I'll bring that so I
don't think it was the one I captured
that that did me in I think it was a
different one
he doesn't
ice
good one Sam they just go up and punch
the BT in the face as well
smacking in the ass god this gun is so
handy I could not have said it better
myself we got this no Sam
you've dealt with a million of them by
now they're not that scary there's a lot
of stuff to pick up along here but I am
trying to trying to pick my battles I
think we're through it now
Oh what's that bad whoo
that was almost worse oh god I should
have checked I should have checked that
was a very deep one well none of it was
read though oh god you scared me
thank you what's going on baby what's
going on you okay hey he's like and fine
I swear he looks happy thank God
okay these legs have been a godsend as
well look at that thing that's
definitely gonna shoot a laser up into
the moon also yeah I'm pretty sure we're
gonna go to the moon in this game he
keeps talking about it
have I told you guys that I love the
scenery I can look at this [ __ ] all day
awesome
you're gonna have to claim a big hill
now in a second Sam are you ready for it
do you think your little legs can carry
you well you do have mechanical legs as
well so they help a lot I never want to
take these off oh [ __ ] ooh latter time
keeps forgetting that I have these yeah
whoa whoa whoa ye no no no no God he's
moving on his own all those times were
he like flops left and right I'm not
doing that like this
he's just flopping all over the bases or
why can I not pick this up and put it on
my back what's going on so to move
something through my rack I think I can
do that and now I can pick it up there
we go
god this is a mess it's cuz I picked up
the ladder off my tool rack and then it
mess and stuff up that ladder is not the
best but you better like it anyway God
look at that the lights are so [ __ ]
cool Elliot
this looks like the end of goldeneye is
it gold the night where someone being
diced with the big giant satellite it's
the end of it I think the spoilers yeah
movies older than the person complaining
about spoilers right now
this phenomenal lookin what's the
paintings of this
Jesus you know the scenery is good when
you want a place like this to exist in
real life and you want to go to it I
just when I hang around a place like
this and look at cool mountains and [ __ ]
this is a [ __ ] massive world
xiri it feels bigger than the last one
hell yeah let's take a map from
battlefield 3 there's a map in
battlefield 3 with like the golf ball
thing I made it
all righty deliver this bad boy hi ray
liam gage oh no the big thing is sensing
it looks like a giant audre deck who the
gauge abroad is going to save a lot of
lives let me do a quick inspection Oh
wonderful it's imperfect thank you thank
you well thank you I'm good at my job
you think just cause it's delivering
things and is awesome that I'm not gonna
take it seriously I take it very
seriously
me and my trials are out in the road
every day special allies can I be used
at UCA affiliated facilities you might
have materials that could be used in the
web station has increased sweet oh yeah
master handler I don't know what any of
this means
I keep skipping X I'm like no problem
here it comes here it comes Oh me
without my nipple clamps
feel like you like a black hole just
open somewhere
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boom take a little doggie tags and let's
go yeah I'm making some decent progress
pcc level - yeah the floating carrier
that's what I wanted your information
dad okay Keira clouds in time for time
fall shelter I can build now I don't
really see a point local data from
registration has enabled bridges to add
data for and you structured you I can
build a safe house okay hold on building
a safe house is like building a thing
that goes down into the ground that
means I'm basically digging out the
entire ground with one of these things
before the death stranding bridges one
came and fixed it up unfortunately we
lost contact with our weather satellites
a while back interference from Cairo
clouds so it's been tough to measure
Karelian levels and predict time fall
but thanks to you this weather station
can finally function as intended you
made our jobs easier now let us do the
same for you Bob we won't let you down I
promise
better no I take care i excellent work
Sam when a region is integrated into the
chiral Network it's also brought closer
to the beach in a manner of speaking
there's a significant impact on Karelian
levels and measuring that impact is one
of the cupids primary functions the more
we know the more accurately we can
determine where to expect time fall and
when mmm without the chiral Network we'd
be left guessing oh and thanks to your
latest accomplishment
you can now review the weather forecasts
via your cufflinks sweet check your map
you'll see ought to come in handy when
you're planning routes I'll keep an eye
on the chiral density from right here in
my lap it's not too far from self not
City keep processing those orders and
you'll put that region on the grid soon
enough good luck Sam
good work Sam that's one more site on
the grid keep it up and we'll be
finished before you know it the weather
stations forecast should be visible to
everyone on the Cairo network now
yourself included you know she just told
me you can access them by your cuff
links it could be useful when plotting
your routes I'm always like that like
stop calling me and telling the obvious
[ __ ] like hey Sam check the DAC check
the terminal for more missions like yeah
I know I'm not an idiot
deliver it all and he just literally
showed up and said the exact same thing
that she did but so the way there's not
really dynamic in the game it's more in
specific areas like to get you from one
area to another it's always going to be
in that area right before I got up here
dudes [ __ ] face because it needs to
be to just kind of keep the pacing of
the game going I once a PC sees number 2
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yeah I saw it keeping you and your car
but I never really run into that many
problems with the time for graduation
Sam your PC sees leveled up so to speak
it now has the capacity to produce more
complex structures let mama fill you in
on the she just did Sam yes fairly large
structures but once complete it's pretty
much I gave it a shot ok so I can make
my own private rooms got it it's almost
like I figured that out I'm sorry I'm
being annoying right come on you you
have to agree that sometimes it's just a
little obnoxious on the talking
foundation of a safe house ok so you
need c300 carroll crystals before
hoarded special alloys this thing I like
tractor car chiral crystals keep it
suspended in midair allowing it to move
unimpeded over rough terrain
you can load one up with cargo and tow
it to your destination with minimal and
use it as a hoverboard if one's not
enough for your needs you can hook it up
to another and take two just keep in
mind that carriers require a steady
supply of chiral crystals to operate Oh
make sure you have enough to get where
you need to go I didn't know that's
annoying
I want to make two of these so wait I'll
show you the floating carrier now in a
second I need to access this terminal
again and recycle abunch of [ __ ] yeah
let me equip this floating carrier so
the floating carrier is the thing that
just attaches to the back of you and
follows you like a little dog and you
put containers on it but it flows over
terrain it floats
so I don't need to like worry about it
banging into [ __ ] ruining my cargo so if
I have really precious cargo
they cannot no problem Erica if I have
some really important gear that I cannot
get damaged or vibrated or anything like
that then I should use this thing but
the fact that it needs Karelian crystals
is annoying whether poor cast can now be
viewed by your cut should come got it
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the weather forecast wind been timeful
blue areas indicate time fall the arrow
indicates this wind speed and direction
we keep forgetting that wind is even a
thing in it because it it affects your
character but you don't really know that
it's affecting them when you're in it
oh you can check like 30 minutes or not
oh that's interesting
so it doesn't move so it's up there at
the top at the beginning but then as a
in 10 minutes and 20 minutes it's here
but in 30 minutes it's there so 30
minutes is the right time to go if I
want to get there interesting that's
kind of cool so it is kind of dynamic
alright well I'm gonna leave this
episode here this was a little bit of a
longer one because I I just want to make
sure that I finish off on missions I
don't want to just end it halfway
through one but we're starting to get a
bit more of the story now we know that
fragile fragile did do that thing where
she used the nuke and move up the whole
place but it's because Higgs hijacked
her father's company we also know that
her father is the originator of the
company that's cute
when Norman Reedus talks louder it
doesn't really sound like him but he's
really just remind me of the hills of
Ireland expecting the seasoned language
goats running around but I'm really glad
now that I have the bolo gun that's
making things a lot easier we have like
half of the total map covered over now
can i zoom all the way out and show the
entirety of everything I don't think I
can I also want to sit down and read
some of the stuff like the actual
paperwork the data the archives in the
game because it's gonna infer a lot of
the story but I don't want to have to do
it on an episode because it's just
boring to sit here I wouldn't watch that
I wouldn't watch me just sit and read
[ __ ] so maybe I'll read it and fill you
guys in on some of the information
efforts but again I don't know some
people will be into the reading and then
others won't but we'll see I look
through I'll skim through it and see if
it's worth reading some of them in the
next episode but for now I'm gonna leave
it here thank you guys so much for
watching this don't forget to leave a
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that it's a very interesting game and I
hope that you're enjoying it but for now
me and Sam boys are going to say no
we're going to say okay bye
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