Hey guys, what's up?
This is Godfrey.
You guys can catch me on the next Season Two
of Tiffany Haddish Presents They Ready.
Because I'm gonna show you guys.
I've been ready.
Dude this shit is ready right now.
This you getting a raw dog, uncut, unfiltered.
And he lit that shit up! He my favorite.
Boom. There we go.
Signed, sealed, delivered.
- They ready. - They ready.
Tiffany Haddish.
Shout out to Tiffany.
- Word up. - Word up.
All love, Tiff, easy.
We're getting ready.
We're not ready yet.
That's Erin.
That's two Erins.
We could have a sitcom called My Two Erins.
- And that's Kimberly over there. - Hey.
Hey, everybody.
♪ We getting ready. ♪
So this is me walking into my dressing room backstage.
They Ready.
They gave me snacks that I probably shouldn't eat
but, oh, I could eat the fruit.
I got this They Ready mask, which is cool.
Right now I got the shield 'cause, you know, makeup.
Y'all know, when Tiffany called me,
I was frying chicken and she called me
and asked me, and she said, "Barbara, you ready?"
I said, "Who this is?"
She said, "It's Tiffany."
I say, "Y'all lying."
I hung up.
Then she call me again.
"Barbara, this Tiffany." "Tiffany who?"
"Tiffany Haddish."
I said, "This Tiffany Haddish?"
She said, "Yeah."
I said, "Okay, Tiffany, I'm ready."
That's my middle name, They.
Barbara They Ready Carlyle.
That me. That's me.
I am ready. I been ready.
We layin' low.
We ready right here.
They Ready.
Boom. They Ready.
You know what I'm saying?
And we just got in, got our clothes,
we just were discussing hair options.
I think I'mma just stay right where I am
and keep a little bushy fro.
Carlyle, what's going on, girl.
They 'bout to make me pretty.
You already pretty girl, stop tripping.
No, no, no, no.
I'm cougaricious.
What's up, sir, what you ready to do?
You ready to bring it today?
Well, I would prefer doing it tomorrow.
Okay.
But if the task calls for bringing it today–
Uh huh.
There we go, they all, they ready for something.
They ready for something.
Dean Samuel Edwards.
He's stupid.
- Dean– - Wanna see if you get it.
- Jackson Edwards. - What's the first initial?
Dean Matthew Edwards.
The first letter is "O"
Dean Otis.
Oh gosh.
Dean Orlando.
- Oh La, Oh La Ay - Odell?
Dean Oh Shit Edwards.
Oh Shit.
Dean Oh My God Edwards.
Oh, you were close.
Omar.
Oh, that's...Dean Omar Edwards.
DOE.
That's DOE.
DOE. Yeah.
♪ Every time I do a shave uh ♪
♪ All the girls behave because my shit is tight uh ♪
♪ We gonna rock it tonight ♪
♪ My mic game nasty ♪
♪ That's okay I'm getting classy uh ♪
♪ Ashy but put the lotion on me yo ♪
♪ My shit is fast B ♪
♪ The song is called Uh ♪ ♪ Uh ♪
♪ Because we got a lotta Uh ♪ ♪ Uh ♪
♪ They ain't ready for my Uh game ♪
♪ That's how I came and came and Uh ♪
♪ They adding a little makeup to my eyes ♪
♪ Uh ♪
♪ That's how I get down for size♪
♪ I'm sizing up ♪ ♪ Uh ♪
♪ I got my girl Kim in the background. ♪
♪ Uh ♪
♪ She's never ever whack around. ♪
♪ Uh ♪
♪ Never anyone in this whole section yo ♪
♪ Uh ♪
♪ Godfrey's a fool, that's how he sound ♪
♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Uh ♪
♪ Uh ♪
Take this in man,
this is where Richard Pryor: Live in Concert, 1979,
shot in Long Beach.
Yo, this is amazing.
Now that I know that, yo, it's going down
we hitting them in the head like Tyson.
Yo, so it's about to go down,
'bout to do this.
Looking fly, you know what I mean?
Brooklyn, we repping hard for the borough.
My girl Tiffany looking good as always.
I was gonna wear the same outfit.
Look, but peep the part though.
I don't think they ready for that.
- They gon' be ready. - She ready.
She ready.
Parted.
- Parted. - Sparkling like.
Let's go, let's go.
They Ready: Season Two. How you feeling?
Good.
It was a little trippy to see the mask on the laughs.
Right, right, right, right.
It's a little muffled with the mask, man.
I'm not gonna front.
Like, that kind of was like, ah.
And then I had a helicopter go over.
Was there a helicopter?
He said he had a helicopter.
I did my joke over again.
Oh.
It was like this
But they can't hear it in the mic.
Ok, I was like this, "Give it up
for the fucking helicopter..."
You manifested that shit.
Right? Look at you.
How'd you feel?
- I felt pretty good, - Yeah?
- I was really anxious about it, - Right, right.
but think it went pretty good.
Kim, how'd you feel?
Excuse me. How did you feel? You know.
Oh, it was fun, I had a good time.
So season two, you ready for season two
of They Ready?
That's what we doing.
Barbara, how'd you feel?
I ripped my hands.
Uh huh, she stupid. Your– hands–
What an amazing night.
I'm already home.
I got on my civilian clothes, I done took my hair down.
Took those shoes off.
Only thing left is this makeup
and these Snuffleupagus eyelashes.
I just came off stage from taping my set at They Ready.
♪ I'm done and I'm ready. ♪
♪ I was ready. ♪
♪ Thank you, Tiffany. ♪
♪ You changed my life. ♪
♪ That crowd was fun. ♪
♪ We done. ♪
Yo, guys, that is a wrap.
I just finished the They Ready
with Tiffany Haddish, season two.
They Ready Season Two.
Y'all, I cannot wait for you to watch this special,
it's streaming now.