I once read a study that
36 is the ideal age for everyone it's said to be the best overall age for a mix of physical health and wisdom
So what happened to the dumbest tweets?
Anything that's in good health doesn't have any wisdom at all and I think it's dragging us all down with it
I'm Danny Burke the title of this video is a top 10 dumbest tweets part 36 number 10, American flag and
Weird-looking parrot American flag
Weird-looking parrot, flag, weird parrot that's right you guys might think that the bald Eagle is the national bird of America
but that's a common misconception the national bird of America is actually the weird-looking parrot. It's obviously not
but I think it might actually be dumb Twitter's national bird number 9 if you don't come to my funeral
Don't expect me to come to yours
Okay number 8 someone help. I'm trying to print out a gif, but when it comes out
It's not moving. Okay, yeah, I have the exact same problem when I try and print out moving gifs
You know what's even worse printing out videos. It's almost impossible
I try printing out some dumbest tweet videos and all I got was a sad picture of me
Maybe I'll try again with this one number 7 just because she's pretty
Doesn't mean she's got to be dumb some of us want both and have both oh, no
Oh dear what she meant to say was that just because someone is pretty doesn't mean they can't have brains
some people want both and have both
Instead she ended up saying that people like her want to be pretty and dumb and are pretty and dumb in a way
That's pretty dumb
*giggles* I'm trying alright. Maybe on to number 6 now
I will never understand how rivers can flow north
There's not much to understand rivers can flow north they can flow in pretty much any direction (so they can flow up? no.)
This person seems to think that if they flow north they'll be somehow defying gravity
That's the same kind of logic that makes people wonder how
Australians don't just fall off the planet as long as australians are still walking around
Rivers will flow North number 5 two things that make me cry faithfully are one childbirth and two
exchange of wedding vowels
Yeah, that's right. Not wedding vows a beautiful exchange of wedding
vowels, I'm sure you guys have all seen two people getting married turning to each other looking in their eyes and saying
A-E-I-O-U
lovely vowels
[Danny chuckles]
Number four the Moon and the Sun are the same size
Roughly 30 miles in diameter and 3000 miles away from us. The Earth is a flat disc
This is *beep*, and it's true. The sun is right behind the clouds
It's not 39,000,000 miles away, lol how could anyone know that?
If any of you guys are at school
I want to go and tell your science teacher that the moon and the sun are 30 miles across and that the sun is
Literally, just behind the clouds then take a picture of their reaction and send it to me
I only want the ones where they're laughing though
I don't want the crying ones tweets like this already make me sad enough, all right
We're not done with space though now because at number 3. We're asking is the moon a star or a planet
Let's throw an option C in there
It's a moon so now the question is is the moon a star a planet or a moon?
Is the moon a moon? Is the moon a moon? Leave your answers in the comment section below. Number two
I hate having in some near. I never sleep
I've read this 23 times and only realized the 24th time that you're trying to spell insomnia
well
I'm glad this person did all the hard work for me. in our next video
I might get you guys to read each tweet 24 times and then
explain them to me that way I can finally get some sleep at night, and I won't have in some near, that joke almost worked
They never work all right finally we have reached number 1
And we're asking can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant [Danny Chuckles]
I feel bad for doctors think about their lifes, they go through years of medical school and really hard exams with their dream of
saving people's lives, being heroes
And then people ask them if babies can get pregnant when they're in the womb if you guys know any doctors
Please don't show them this tweet they may just give up and quit, but I won't I'll never quit I
physically can't. I actually signed a contract with youtube to keep this series going until part 1,000, but that will never happen
maybe it will. I don't know if I can do that, but I might be able to do a
#Part37 so let me know if you guys want more in the comment section below
Find my comment come and say hi. My name is Danny Burke. Stay dumb
no wait, that doesn't...
Doesn't really work. *lip smack* I'm dumb.