You work together, you're very close on-camera,
and you're close off-camera.
What annoys you about each other?
Just be candid here.
Nothing. Oh perfect.
Oh stop.
Very little, like I've--
It's true though, very little, but.
I see her nine months out of the year, every year.
Every day, every hour. Forever.
And nothing really annoys,
the only, two small like. (audience laughs)
No big-- What?
No big, well maybe when she does that, but no big whoop.
Is like she is a theater person.
She lives it. As you know now.
She's very, you know, but she's,
like you're extremely talented.
Well thank you.
However, I'm not like a theater person.
She hates live theater.
When you say theater, do you mean like musical theater?
Yes. Yeah.
Oh she likes musical theater?
What do you not like about musical theater?
The singing, singing. (audience laughs)
I don't hate very, I'm down, like I'm down with a play,
like people talking, you're like, yeah,
and they sing and I'm like, ah.
You're watching a play, and people are saying their lines,
you're like, "People talking, yeah."
(audience laughs)
Well because, like I get that I'm watching the stage
and there's actors, I'm with you.
And then you sing, and I'm just done.
I have to tell you, and I'm being completely honest here.
My daughter really likes musicals, I take her to musicals,
my wife likes to see musical theater.
You're a good dad. I'm a good guy.
But I'm still, at my age, can not,
the minute they be like,
"I know, I sure have some problems."
♪ I have some problems ♪ (audience laughs)
I can't do it, I'm out. That's what I'm saying.
I'm out. I get it!
I'm always like, "Nope, no one does that."
And I get up. (audience laughs)
I do, tell them I do.
Sometimes I do break in to song in real life.
All the time you break in to song!
But so, you know, sometimes people are feeling
♪ Something ♪ And then it comes out in a-- ♪
Nope, nope, nope, no, no.
No, no, no, don't do that.
All right! No.
Andy, you and Andy go to the theater,
and Conan and I will--
No, no, no, I'm not a theater,
I just feel embarrassed for everyone on stage.
Yes. (audience laughs)
Just up there being all fake and stuff, ugh.
I'm sorry.
It's, no, I'm not offended, it's fine.
But you know what really bugs me about you?
(laughs) What?
[Conan] This is awful.
No.
You two are just tearing in to each other.
No. It's a real fight.
You'll understand in a second.
This is, I think I know what you're gonna say.
You're right.
But it bothers me about you too
that you like these things. I know, okay.
So we'll just be mutual.
She is very closed minded about cartoons.
I really don't like not real people talking.
Okay, wait a minute, (audience laughs)
Cartoons are the greatest thing ever invented.
And they're so amazing.
Cartoons, I grew up on cartoons, I still--
I like Pixar, I like like the ones
that are not like the actual drawing
of like a bunny rabbit or something,
but like it's like almost like an animation technological--
You're out of your mind. All right.
So you don't like cartoons, but you like it
when someone is having an emotional problem on stage?
Yes. (audience laughs)
And start singing a song about it,
and everyone else on stage acts like that's normal?
(audience laughs)
Yes, 100%.
And actually joins with the words.
And taps too, yep.
Even though they couldn't possible know the words.
(audience laughs)
Impossible. That's true.
[Conan] That's the part that also bothers me.
Impossible. That's true,
I never thought about that. I've always wanted there
to be a musical where one person is in the musical
and no one else is. (audience laughs)
Someone else is like,
♪ I've got a lit of problems ♪
And people are just like, "What's wrong with him?"
(audience laughs)
Get a wallet on his tongue.
Where's the music coming from?
That's a great idea.
Can we do that, that sounds awesome.