- Oh! - It's not bad, right?
- It ain't, it's cool, it's cool.
(suspenseful music)
- Oh see, he likes - He's just switching sides.
- What's up y'all?
Welcome to MTV's
[Unison] Animal Style.
(Eagle calls) - I'm Timothy Delaghetto.
- I'm Darren "Big Baby" Brand.
- This is a show where we meet, learn about, and review
- Some of the cutest and creep (branch snaps)
creepiest animals in the kingdom.
- [Timothy] Let's see who's up first.
(jungle music)
(elephant trumpets)
(tiger growls)
- What is this?
- [Darren] I don't know man.
You know black people don't be doing stuff like this, man.
- Oh I know, I know.
Oh, oh no, it's okay, it's okay.
Oh my God, it's Danielle.
- I'm protected. - Thank God.
- Hi, how are you?
- [Danielle] Hi, how's it going?
- It's going.
- (Darren gasps) It's a sloth.
(bell dings)
- [Danielle] This is Sid,
and he is a - Sid the Sloth
- [Danielle] Two-toed sloth, yes.
- Oh, two-toed. - Two-toed.
- [Danielle] So Sid, yes, two toes.
- Two Toes! (buzzer sounds)
- Yes.
- Two-toed sloth, I like that, get it.
- [Danielle] These guys sleep about 15 to 20 hours a day.
- [Timothy] That's the best life.
- [Darren] That is the best life.
- [Danielle] They basically sleep, eat, and poop.
And they barely poop.
They only poop about once a week.
(record scratches)
- What? I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
(laughs)
- Do you know how much of a blessing
it would be, to poop once a week?
- What?
- Think of how many times a bathroom stop
messes up the flow of your day.
- Yeah - Yeah.
Yeah - Airplanes, flights.
- I like it.
(record scratches)
(laughs)
- Should we ask?
- Yeah, I think, I mean.
- Can we take him for a walk?
- Well, these guys don't walk the greatest,
but I have a different idea.
- Whatcha wanna do?
- We're gonna use that right there.
(air swoosh)
- Well what a coincidence.
- Let's do it.
(laughs) - Alright.
- We're gonna try to slowly transfer him onto that.
- Oh, I thought we were going to try to like
(wall booms) knock him off.
- Oh, like knock him off.
(laughs)
- I didn't think, we'd have to just carry him.
Knock him down, pick him up, baby style.
I didn't know.
You want me to help?
I did it, you saw that?
I did it Tim.
Tim I did it, you saw it?
- Oh my gosh.
- I put him on there.
Look, oh he's let go.
- You guys can start to kinda pull this away.
- Oh pull it away - Yep, a little bit.
- so he has no choice.
- Come with us, Sid.
(techno music)
Hey Sid, do you smoke?
'Cause I smoke bro.
Oh, Tim you're going sideways.
Can you walk straight? - Am I?
- Yeah, Tim I feel like you're gettin lower and lower.
- Okay, he's, we're okay.
- No, he told me to hold it like this.
(laughs)
- He's not holding the sloth.
Hey Sid.
Does he have a girlfriend out here in this tree?
- He doesn't, he lives alone.
- So he's not ever going to get no sloth buns?
- You never know.
- Not that I'm all in Sid's business.
But, how do you know he's a guy?
'Cause I don't see no - No sloth (beep).
- Yeah.
(laughs)
Okay, if that's how you want to say it.
- Males and females look the same.
They have a cloaca.
So basically everything all in one.
- Cloaca, yes - All in one
- Does the sloth penis come out slow?
- I don't think it would take that long.
It's pretty small.
- [Unison] Oh!
- Don't make him feel bad, come on.
- It's okay Tim, it's okay
- I don't feel bad about it.
(laughs)
I'm pumping it with mine.
- Oh oh - Shhh!
(lullaby music)
- I think he's goin down.
- Alright yeah, it looks like it's time
for his 20 hour nap. - Yeah.
(snores)
♪ Go to sleep little Sid ♪
- Close your eyes Sid.
That's it.
- Alright, we're gonna leave him alone
and get ready for our next adventure I guess.
- Keep it going. - Sounds good.
(techno music)
- Sid the Sloth has put me in a cuddly mood.
- Well you can cuddle with something.
There's Danielle, our animal expert.
What is that?
- She brought us - What is that?
- She brought us some beef jerky.
- What is that?
- This is Sweet Cheeks. - Sweet Cheeks?
- And Sweet Cheeks is a red tegu lizard.
T-E-G-U - Tegu.
- Tegu. - Okay, catch up.
- So I'm going to let him say, "Hello."
- Okay - Okay.
Let him say, "Hello."
Hey.
- Oh, Sweet Cheeks 'cause of big ole cheeks.
- Oh, is that why?
(bell dings) Okay.
- Yes, you guys can pet him on his back or his tail.
- Oh, that's nice.
(laughs)
- It feel like - How's it feel?
- Like a wallet. - Really?
- Or a football, yeah.
- Football feel to it. - Yes.
- Why's he so chill? - So he's
- He's very unattractive.
(dramatic music)
- Hold on, don't talk about him like that.
- Don't hurt his feelings.
- Only the males have these big cheeks.
- Big ole cheeks. - That's how they get em.
- These cheeks are called jowls.
And they don't inflate.
They are basically like that, they're filled with fat.
- Oh, they're all just saggy like that.
- Yes, so they're always like that.
So for him, the bigger the cheeks are
- They're face balls.
(ball bounces)
- Yeah, face balls - Face balls.
- Today, I have apples and yam for him.
- Sounds sweet.
- What're we doin?
- Think you just gotta vrooom, airplane it in.
- I gotta put it in there? (airplane sounds)
I don't have all day.
I'm tryin' to get me some sweet cheeks later.
You know what I'm sayin'? (laughs)
Don't hold your boy up. (laughs)
Don't hold your boy up.
- He's interested. - Okay.
How you know when he's not interested?
- When he does that right there.
- He'll really just go back to sleep.
(laughs) (beep)
- This is happening, this is happening.
- Maybe.
- This is happening, let's get in there.
This is happening.
Animal Style, Sweet Cheeks.
- Animal Style.
- Wow - Okay, he's out.
- Wow.
(beep)
- So, I don't think he's very hungry.
- Okay.
- Just a little bit sleepy.
- Yeah, I'm sleepy too.
- So, you guys can kinda rock him to sleep.
- Okay, how, okay sure.
- Have you guys held a baby before?
- Um - Yes, I have.
- In the past? - Yes I have.
Sweet Cheeks.
- It's not bad, right?
- Oh, it aint, it's cool, it's cool.
(laughs)
Be cool, be cool.
- Yeah - Yeah!
Is that your ears?
- Yeah, he has ear holes.
- Really?
Wet Willy.
(laughs)
♪ Rock-A-Bye Sweet Cheeks ♪
♪ On the treetop ♪
(sinister music)
- Oh see, he likes - He's just switching sides.
♪ When the bough breaks ♪
♪ The cradle will rock ♪
- We're good, we did it.
Take him back, take him back, take him back!
(beep)
- Oh my goodness!
- Kinda hold right there at the base of his tail.
- Yes! - Tim!
♪ Sweet Cheeks ♪
- He's more awake than ever now.
- Sing him to sleep.
♪ Sweet Cheeks ♪
♪ Sweet Cheeks, your cheeks are so sweet ♪
♪ Sweet Cheeks, Sweet Cheeks ♪
- Yeah, that's how you do it.
- Think so.
- You did a solid man. - I think so.
- Is he asleep? - Nah, he's up.
- No, he's wide awake.
(laughs)
- Hey man.
- Hey, that was a love filled episode.
- Come on man.
- See we had Sid the Sloth - And Sweet Cheeks.
Was Sid the Sloth your style?
- Sid the Sloth, was my style.
(bell dings)
- Absolutely. - Okay.
Was Sweet Cheeks your style?
- Not in the beginning - Okay.
Take him back, take him now.
Then he won me over. (bell dings)
♪ A friend in need ♪
♪ Is a friend in deed, yeah ♪
♪ So come along and play with me, yeah ♪
Sweet Cheeks won me over - Crept on you.
- Yeah - Crept on you.
- Chill out, don't do that.
Crept on you - Stop, stop, stop.
- Well, hey I had a great time.
How you feeling?
- Hey man, I'm trying to do this again forever.
- Make sure you guys keep watchin' please.
We love you, thanks for watching
- Animal Style.
(roars)
(techno music)