-Good evening, everybody.
I'm Seth Meyers. This is "Late Night."
We hope you're doing well tonight.
And if you don't mind, we are going to get to the news.
President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden
made a surprise trip to Delaware yesterday
to cast their votes in the state's primaries.
Though for what it's worth,
Biden just voted the same way he always does.
"Ah, simpler times."
President Biden today toured the Detroit Auto Show.
And you're not going to believe this.
He traded the presidential limo for a '72 Chevelle straight up.
MyPillow C.E.O. Mike Lindell said in an interview yesterday
that FBI agents seized his cellphone at
a Hardee's drive-through in Minnesota.
The FBI says they weren't tipped off about his location.
They just assumed.
"Hey, they want us to get Lindell's cellphone."
"Alright. Hardee's drive-through?"
That's right -- MyPillow C.E.O. Mike Lindell said
that FBI agents seized his cellphone
at a Hardee's drive-through.
So not a great way to start his job interview.
After the death of Queen Elizabeth,
Britain's Prince William reportedly inherited
a 685-year-old estate worth $1 billion,
which I think makes him a suspect.
President Biden said yesterday during a celebration
at The White House that his recently passed
Inflation Reduction Act is a win for the middle class.
"Thanks," said the one guy still in it.
That's right -- President Biden hosted
a celebration at The White House yesterday.
They were originally going to ask The Beach Boys,
but Biden said, "Let's get someone the kids will like."
So, we -- Can we go back there?
What did I miss?
Go back. Yeah, okay. One more card.
So, we missed the part that James Taylor played at it.
And that's a detail we call "key to the joke."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now -- now, halfway through the joke,
I realized the problem, guys.
But I also -- There was no way --
And I feel like I'm pretty good on my feet.
There was no way for me to fix it.
Here's how it would have looked if I tried to fix it
the way I thought I would.
Alright, ready? Wally, thank you.
That's right -- President Biden hosted a celebration
at The White House yesterday, and they were gonna --
James Taylor was there.
They were gonna originally --
And they asked James Taylor --
They were going to originally ask The Beach Boys.
How you feeling, Wally?
-I'm not sure that was my mistake.
-Okay.
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
[ Cheers and applause ]
It's always been a gray area where cue cards land...
-Yeah. -...and your responsibility.
-Yeah, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-During -- Well, since he's wearing a mask,
let's edit him saying, "Sorry, Seth."
During the event yesterday,
President Biden wore aviator sunglasses.
Although, at this point, it would be a big deal
if he wore any other kind of sunglasses.
Yeah, see? Now, that's news.
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham
introduced a bill yesterday that would
ban abortions after 15 weeks of pregnancy nationwide,
but just 'cause his first pitch of banning sex
in general proved unpopular.
According to a new survey,
67% of Americans said that they are vaccinated against polio,
while the other 33% texted,
"Mom, am I vaccinated against polio?"
Ferrari yesterday unveiled its first-ever
four-door vehicle, which will be an S.U.V.-like sports car
with a 715-horsepower engine.
Perfect for taking your third wife's kids to soccer practice.
And, finally, NBC is set to premiere
a new show next month starring the Harlem Globetrotters.
It's called "Chicago Globetrotters."
[ Light laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
Let's see if Wally got that card right.
Oh, well, I guess that wasn't the problem, then.
That was a monologue, everybody. [ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo! Off and running.