>> Stephen: HEY, JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY!
THAT'S THE BAND RIGHT THERE.
I'M NOT THE BAND.
THAT'S THE BAND RIGHT THERE.
YOU KNOW WHO IS COMING UP, JON, IS OUR FRIEND HALF-DOLLAR
JACKSON.
CURTIS "50 CENT" JACKSON.
>> Jon: 50 CENT.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: ALWAYS FUN-- ALWAYS FUN TO TALK WITH HIM.
ALWAYS GIVES ME GOOD ADVICE.
>> Jon: OH, YEAH, HE'S GREAT.
>> Stephen: FOLKS, AS I SAID LITTLE EARLIER, ALL THE
CANDIDATES ARE IN IOWA.
IN FACT, THIS WEEK, 22 DIFFERENT DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES MADE STOPS
AT THE IOWA STATE FAIR, GIVING VOTERS A CHANCE TO WATCH THEM
DELIVER STUMP SPEECHES, FLIP PORK CHOPS, AND FINALLY FIND OUT
IF ANYONE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOHN DELANEY
CORN DOG.
NOBODY, I DON'T SEE IT.
I DON'T SEE IT.
THERE ARE SO MANY CANDIDATES IN THE RACE, THAT I DON'T THINK
PEOPLE KNOW WHO THEY ALL ARE.
IN FACT, LAST WEEK, WE HAD OUR WRITER BRIAN STACK WALK AROUND
NEW YORK PRETENDING TO BE A MADE-UP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
NAMED GREGORY WHYTMAN.
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE BOUGHT IT.
EXCITED TO MEET HIM.
SO WE WANTED TO KNOW IF OUR FAKE CANDIDATE COULD APPEAL TO THE
GOOD PEOPLE OF IOWA.
JIM?
>> BEFORE GREGORY WHYTMAN CAMPAIGNED AT THE IOWA STATE
FAIR, HE NEEDED ADVICE FROM A PROFESSIONAL.
SO HE MET WITH REAL-LIFE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND
GOVERNOR OF THE GREAT STATE OF MONTANA, STEVE BULLOCK, AT A
POPULAR IOWA CAMPAIGN STOP.
>> HEY.
>> GREAT MEETING YOU.
>> Stephen: BULLOCK WAS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR GREGORY TO
TALK TO, SINCE HE AND WHYTEN TMAN HAD SIMILAR POLL NUMBERS.
HE.
SOME ADVICE: >> I WOULD BE YOURSELF.
>> BE MYSELF.
>> BE YOURSELF.
>> THAT'S TOUGH BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MYSELF.
HI THERE.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, ONE OF US IS GOVERNOR STEVE BULLOCK RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT.
CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE?
IS IT YOU?
>> I'M STEVE BULLOCK, THE GOVERNOR OF MONTANA.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME.
>> STEW SCOTT.
>> I'M GREGORY WHYTMAN.
I'M ALSO RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.
CAN I ASK YOU REAL QUICK WHICH OF THE TWO OF US YOU WERE MOST
IMPRESSED WITH IN THE LAST DEBATE?
>> WHAT A GREAT QUESTION.
I THINK IT WAS A TIE.
>> THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.
>> Stephen: IT WAS TIME TO HIT THE STATE FAIR AND GIVE IOWA
VOTERS WHYTEN TMAN'S CAMPAIGN MESSAGE-- WHATEVER THAT IS.
>> WHAT IS YOUR MAIN REASON WHY I SHOULD VOTE FOR YOU, FOR
PRESIDENT?
>> YOU KNOW, IF I'M REALLY HONEST, MY DRIVING FORCE IS TO
MAKE... DENISE DIBILBUS, WHO WOULDN'T GO TO SENIOR PROM WITH
ME, REGRESS THAT DECISION.
>> OKAY, THAT DOESN'T MAKE MEANTIME TO VOTE FOR YOU.
>> WELL, IF I'M PRESIDENT, SHE'S GOING TO REGRET THAT DECISION,
DON'T YOU THINK?
>> BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE MEANTIME TO VOTE FOR YOU.
>> THAT'S, I NEED MORE.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW DENISE.
>> NO.
>> THANK YOU FOR AGREEING TO RIDE THIS THING WITH ME.
IT'S A TOUGH DECISION, BUT HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT WHO YOU'RE
GOING TO VOTE FOR?
>> TRUMP.
>> OKAY.
>> SO DID I SEE YOU OUT IN THE DEBATES AND I CAN'T REMEMBER.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T REALLY NOTICE ME IN THE DEBATES BECAUSE
I WAS WAY OVER ON THE SIDE BY DEBLAZIO.
>> I HEARD ABOUT THAT KIND OF A THING.
>> I WAS WAY OUT ON THE SIDE.
THEY DIDN'T CUT TO ME MUCH.
AND SOMETIMES I WOULD STICK MY HEAD IN REAL FAST LIKE, "HEY,
GOOD POINT."
>> WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THAT.
>> HEY, GOOD POINT!
♪ ♪ ♪ >> HEY, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF CANDIDATES ARE BACKED BY BIG
OIL OR BIG TOBACCO.
AND I'M ACTUALLY BACKED BY BIG CORN.
>> HI.
>> YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, JEFF.
HE NEEDS THE WORK.
>> VERY NICE.
>> HEY, I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF CANDIDATES TO CHOOSE FROM, AND
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO GET ANY TRACTION IN THE POLLS, SO I WAS
THINKING, SINCE BETO O'ROURKE GOT A LITTLE BOOST AND ATTENTION
FROM SWEARING, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD TRY A LITTLE OF THAT
OUT AND SEE IF IT MIGHT BOOST MY POLL NUMBERS.
ARE YOU READY?
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ( BLEEP ) ENVIRONMENT.
>> OKAY...
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: IF HE REALLY WAS
GOING TO WIN OVER FAIR-GOERS, WHYTEN TMAN WOULD HAVE TO HIT
ALL THE WRE REQUISITE STOPS OF T OTHER CANDIDATES.
>> IT'S APPROPRIATE THAT I'M FLIPPING PORK CHOPS, BECAUSE IF
I BECOME PRESIDENT I'M GOING TO CHOP PORK BAREILLES SPENDING.
>> VERY CLEVER.
>> WOW!
WHAT A PERFECT METAPHOR FOR MY POLL NUMBERS!
>> Stephen: ON HIS WAY TO EAT A CORN DOG HE BUMPED INTO A REAL
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.
ALSO, ANDREW YANG.
>> YOU'RE OFFERING $1,000 A MONTH TO PEOPLE.
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD MAYBE GET MINE NOW.
WOULD THAT BE POSSIBLE?
>> I HAVE TO WIN THIS THING IN 2020, AND THEN STARTING IN 2021,
THE FREEDOM DIVIDENDS CAN GO TO YOU AND EVERY OTHER AMERICAN.
>> OKAY, BECAUSE I HAVE SOME VETERINARY BILLS.
MY DOG SWALLOWED A GOLF BALL.
>> SECRETARY CASTRO.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE MOST IF YOU WERE
PRESIDENT?
>> WELL, I MEAN, THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT WE NEED TO DO IS
COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE BECAUSE IT'S AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO
OUR COUNTRY AND OUR WORLD.
>> WOW, OKAY, I'M IN.
CASTRO 2020.
I MADE A BIG MISTAKE RUNNING.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING.
>> Stephen: OF COURSE, NOR CANDIDATE CAN LEAVE THE IOWA
STATE FAIR WITHOUT GIVING A SPEECH ON THEIR FAMOUS SOAPBOX
STAGE.
>> SO I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP.
I WANT TO REPRESENT THE FORGOTTEN AMERICANS, FOLKS LIKE
JAY INSLY, MICHAEL BENNET, JOHN DELANEY, AND FOUR OR FIVE
OTHERS.
I FORGOT THEM, AND THAT'S MY POINT.
BUT I ASK YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME, GREGORY WHYTMAN, A BELIEVABLE
CHOICE.
AND TOGETHER, WITH YOUR SUPPORT, WE CAN BUILD A BETTER FUTURE.
AND, ALSO, HOPEFULLY IMPRESS MY WIFE.
WE'RE GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A ROUGH PATCH.
SHE'S OUT CANVASSING FOR ELISABETH WARREN.
( LAUGHTER )
TO MEET YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO ME.
AND I HOPE YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.
THANK YOU, SIR.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, GRIGORY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CURTIS "50 CENT" JACKSON.