Illegal brothel in Nevada, which is about an hour's drive from the state
line of Utah called Bella's Hacienda Ranch, has announced
that they are providing a pretty nice discount for the fine people of Utah.
They are offering a 10% discount on all sensual services
provided by the workers there.
Now here's a fun sign and Madame Cummins
pictured with the fun sign for the business.
She has operated the business or the brothel has been operating for 37 years.
And her reasoning for
the 10% discount for Utahns.
>> Don't ask me.
>> For people of Utah,
is that she believes that Utah is our nation's most sexually repressed state.
>> Speaker 2: There's good evidence for that.
>> Speaker 1: Now, why is Utah, in her mind, the most sexually repressed state?
Well, it might have something to do with a new law requiring age verification
on all porn sites as a way to create reasonable safeguards for our children.
And look, anytime, in my opinion,
you give the government more power to surveil you.
I think it's a problem.
>> Speaker 2: It's a giant problem.
Are you kidding me?
It's so dumb.
So we covered that story earlier.
They are trying to verify that people are above 18.
Of course, the question is, how do you verify?
Cuz if it's just clicking, then no one cares that everybody has that law.
Everybody ignores that law.
Okay, yes, I am.
You click, right?
No, they're trying to actually verify.
So one of the proposals is to do facial recognition software
on your computer while you're watching porn.
No, a hard pass, if you will,
later an easier pass anyways, so that makes no sense.
And by the way, if you're a conservative,
it doesn't get any more big government than that and that makes no sense at all.
Also, in previous stories that we've covered years ago when they did
surveys of who watched the most porn, it was almost all red states,
it was always the most repressed ones.
And Utah came in the top two, if I remember, if they came at all these days.
And [LAUGH] I think the other one was Alabama.
And for the most conservative states, I think Anna was number one category.
And so I'm like, okay, I don't know what you guys are up to anyways,
guys, the problem isn't sex.
The problem is when you unnaturally repress sex and
it gets bottled up and bottled up and
bottled up until it shows itself in super ugly ways that are not healthy, etc.
So I love that she's doing this.
I love that she's poking at Utah, if you will.
But there's one other aspect of the story that I'll get to in a second as to why
she's doing it.
>> Speaker 1: Okay, so Utah is in fact, when I say Utah,
I mean like the government of Utah is pretty much very against porn.
In 2016, Utah declared porn a public health crisis and
an epidemic that is harming the citizens of Utah and the nation.
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.
Those are the Mormons, right?
>> Speaker 1: Yep.
>> Speaker 1: Have recently and
historically represented the majority of legislators in Utah.
And in 2009, Utah was considered the online porn capital of the United States.
>> Speaker 2: Boom, there you go.
>> Speaker 1: With the most porn consumers logging on in the nation.
Look- >> Logging on.
>> Okay, but isn't part of the problem right now that people aren't having sex?
I'm serious, though, right?
Okay, so I'm not an opponent of pornography.
Like, I'm not one of these people who's like, we must ban porn.
It's destroying society.
I don't actually believe that, except there is a kernel of truth to it.
>> Speaker 2: Why?
>> Speaker 1: Because there is a problem right now with young people.
And when I say young people, I mean young adults,
just not engaging in intimate relationships.
And one of the reasons that's been cited is the easy access to online pornography.
>> Speaker 2: So I hear you.
>> Speaker 1: Cuz it's easy.
>> Speaker 2: Look, guys- >> Right, you just rub one out,
you're good.
You don't have to court anyone.
You don't have to put in the work.
You don't have to warm anyone up.
>> Speaker 2: No, I hear you.
Look, so first of all- >> Speaker 2: The salami and
you move on [LAUGH].
>> Speaker 2: Okay, we got it.
We got it.
Okay [LAUGH], look, I've got some hands-on experience [LAUGH].
I'm kidding [LAUGH].
>> Don't do it [LAUGH].
[LAUGH] You set me up too much I couldn't resist [LAUGH].
>> I know but you didn't have to do that [LAUGH].
>> Speaker 2: All right, so seriously, look, everything is percentages.
It's not black and white.
Porn is destroying America.
Porn is saving America, no.
Everyone who watches porn does great things.
It's a wonderful outlet.
Everything who watches a buddy who watches porn is a disaster and
does terrible things and never has sex again.
No, it's all in the percentages.
So is it true that some percentage of people are going out in the real world
less because porn is so much more easily accessible today?
Yes. Okay, but
I don't know what the percentages are.
I don't know if it's 2% 20%.
I don't know how much of a phenomenon it is.
And honestly, no one knows.
No one's done that study, right?
Now, I do know that back in the day,
back in the day when we had to actually go get our porn.
From a magazine.
>> No, they would have to either have it, I guess, would they deliver it ever?
Like, did people have Playboy delivered?
>> Speaker 2: But you had to live alone to do that.
>> Speaker 1: Yeah, but, Cenk,
people would go to a store in real life,
a brick-and-mortar sex store,
to buy porn on VHS.
There were other human beings in the store.
There are people working in the store.
>> Speaker 2: Ana, you're talking to me as if I wasn't one of those people.
>> Speaker 1: No, exactly.
Isn't that insane?
>> Speaker 1: No, but- >> There was effort.
You had to- >> You got to leverage.
>> Put your shame aside, and
you had to put forth effort in order to access the explicit material.
>> Speaker 2: Okay, I got two stories for you guys.
Okay, along those lines.
So back in the day, there used to be a porn section in the video stores, right?
You didn't have to buy you rent it, right?
But it was like a walled off.
Like, it had a little curtain, and
it was like a curtain of shame to go back in there, etc.
And I used to, we got some friends video card, and
we used to go to Adam video that in East Bronze, New Jersey.
Doesn't exist anymore.
And we would get our porn there pretending to be Peter.
And one day, Peter actually shows up at the store with his mom, and
he's renting something.
And the guy goes, I know Peter.
You're not Peter, okay?
And he's like, what do you mean?
He's like, Peter only gets porn.
And he's like, what [LAUGH]?
That's cuz I, me, and another guy who also worked anyway using his card I was
the most shameless some bitch teenager you ever seen, okay?
I would stroll into the porn section without a care in the world.
Like, I'd be like, you ever see that video of Conor McGregor, like,
swinging his arms?
Like okay, [LAUGH].
One time I came out, one of the cute girls from school was in the regular section,
went right back in.
That was the only time I was embarrassed, [LAUGH] okay?
And then I have one more story me and another guy won't name.
We found a porn vending machine, okay?
That's how old school I am.
But the problem was, you had to bike down Route 18,
which is like a highway, and cross the highway.
>> Speaker 1: My God. >> Speaker 2: Get into a hotel and
then have, like, a pile of quarters with you and have to time the machine wouldn't
work, so you put in all the corners, and me and the other guy had to go cuz one of
us had to be the watch out cuz we were underage, right?
And the lookout guy and the other one's putting the quarters in.
It's taken, like, half an hour to put all the quarters in, and
half the time it doesn't work.
So you have to do return quarters.
And he goes and it was a metal thing and go like a casino.
Like, you just wanna jack.
And we're all like and then grab the quarters, grab the quarters,
grab the quarters.
And the quarters are spilling.
We're getting back on the bike.
We're sweating.
Back in the day, we had to earn our porn, okay?
These young whippersnappers, they don't know how it is.
They just go out there and click, okay?
>> Speaker 1: Well, Utah's trying to change that, Cenk.
>> Speaker 2: [LAUGH] Now you gotta bike across the highway,
endanger your life to get porn again, okay?
>> Speaker 1: Well, Miss Cummins is coming to help out.
>> Speaker 2: She is.
And then the last part of it is then you find out at the end if you read
the whole story.
She's like, plus,
the people of Utah are my best customers because she's next to the border.
And since they're so sexually repressed they're constantly pouring in.
And she said after COVID that they rescued her business.
The people of Utah rescued her business because they came so often.
[SOUND] >> Speaker 1: No, that was good.
That was good.
Double entendre.
I like that.