welcome back to ktsc's virtual town hall
where you the citizens of sioux city and
the region chat
with presidential front-runner senator
harvey melbrand
thank you for being here senator all the
pleasure's been all mine cassandra
i just wish i could be there in iowa
with all you lovely people
i'd be buying you a round of hot beefs
from south a local reference
i love that it is now senator we have
time for one final question and it comes
from jared from right here in sioux city
hi uh i'm sorry if this is a stupid
question or or like one that you get all
the time yeah i'm sorry i'm gonna stop
you right there jerry because truly
there are no stupid questions okay this
is how our government works we learn
from one another
so no judgment here just ask away okay
great thank you
um i guess my question pertains to the
vagina the vagina yeah the vagina like i
get that most of the time the goo goes
in the vagina
and then the goo evaporates and then a
baby walks out the vagina like where it
came in
but let's see like the goo goes in say
the mouth or drips into and
and up the butts okay i'm sorry i'm
nervous
oh take your time jared you're doing
great you did great so what what is the
question
um if the goo goes in the mouth
just does the baby come out the butt
oh that's a really good question the goo
daku oh jared i i think perhaps we're
having a little bit of a
miscommunication here
answer him for me i swear i don't know
what the question is
classic why i don't trust politicians
i'm sorry cassandra i ruined the whole
meaning no do not apologize you are
perfect
perhaps i didn't perform all the
phrasiums correct
um goo when it goes
in the butt does the baby just walk back
out the butt or does it go up to the
mouth
you know because there's a tunnel
through the belly what is hard to
understand about that okay
yeah look i want to be helpful here okay
don't talk down to him
i'll have you know that that man is the
mayor of this town
show some respect that's our mayor so
disrespectful okay
jared i'll take a stab at this here this
oughta be good thank you
this is urgent look as far as i know
uh you know the goo
they that only goes into the
vagina okay obviously the goo doesn't
only go in the vagina
and i'd know yeah i wonder if the goo
goes bad like like it lays on the floor
too long
is that gonna make the baby sick that's
what happened to our dumb son i think
yeah that's it i'm gonna need an answer
senator well
what happens to that baby if it's on the
floor
jared oh she was getting nervous i knew
it this guy's a liar
he doesn't even know where they're going
fire's a strong word here yeah
stinks like why why but that's got
to be more with his diet than anything
else
embarrassing you should be embarrassed
all right now hold on okay cuz look i
know about goo
okay and i know where the goo goes then
where does
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covering the room in goo read a book
that's it we gave him a chance
dachshund folks hang on i'm going to go
to this man's personal address and
get cancelled to be put in jail
i'd rather punch my kids than vote for
you bye i think i still earned your vote
here tonight i haven't slept in days
i know more about moving here what
you're hiding
you bastard huh give us a minute here
tomorrow i'm going to be rolling out a
good platform you know folks i'm not
allowed to do this
but america for russia don't vote for
this man let's vote for the cool guy
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