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AS THE OTHER ONE. HEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK HERE WITH DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF
ALLERGY AND INFECTIOUS DISEASE, DR. ANTHONY FAUCI.
DOCTOR, WE WERE TALKING ABABOUT, YOU KNOW, THE BOOSTER SHOTS A
LITTLE BIT EARLIER. AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE LATEST
BOOSTER SHOT. WHAT IS IT?
>> WITH THE LATEST IS A VERY SPECIFIC SHOT DIRECTED AT THE
CURRENTLY CIRCULATING VARIANT, AND THAT'S BA.5.
IT'S A HYBRID. IT HAS PART OF BA.5, AND PART
THE OLDER, ORIGINAL VACCINE. >> Stephen: AND HOW-- HOW COW
BECOME ELIGIBLE FOR THAT? AM I ELIGIBLE?
>> ABSOLUTE, YEAH. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU HAD IT?
>> I HAVEN'T HAD IT YET. I'M DUE FOR IT.
I GOT INFECTED ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO, AND THE
RECOMMENDTION IS IF YOU'VE GOTTEN INFECTED, WAIT THREE
MONTHS AND GET A BOOSTER. SO I'M ACTUALLY ELIGIBLE TO GET
BOOSTER. >> Stephen: DO YOU WANT-- WE
HAVE A DRUGSTORE DOWN THE STREET.
DO YOU WANT TO GO GET-- RIGHT DOWN THE STREET.
DO YOU WANT TO GET THE BOOSTER RIGHT NOW?
>> CAN WE? IF WE CAN, LET'S DO IT.
>> Stephen: IT'S MY SHOW. WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT.
JIMMIE, LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT!
LET'S GET A BOOSTER SHOT! COME ON!
WATCH YOUR STEP. WATCH YOUR STEP RIGHT THERE.
HELLO. LET'S GO OUT HERE.
CLOSE THE DOOR. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
RIGHT DOWN HERE ON THE CORNER. YOU GREW UP IN BROOKLYN, RIGHT?
>> I DID, I DID. >> Stephen: COULD I HEAR YOUR
BEST, "HEY, I'M WALKING HERE!" >> HEY, I'M WALKING HERE!
( LAUGHTER )
"FORGET ABOUT IT?" >> FUHGEDABOUTIT!
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO, VERY NICE.
ARE YOU WORRIED AT ALL ABOUT THE NEW BOOSTER?
>> NO. >> Stephen: NO, YOU'RE NOT
WORRIED ABOUT THE 5G CHIP THEY PUT INTO YOU?
>> BILL GATES AND I DECIDED WE'LL TAKE THE CHIPS OUT NOW.
HOW USED TO NEEDLES ARE YOU? >> PRETTY.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU HAD ANY BOTOX?
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS IS
NATURAL. LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED SOME
CONDOMS. I'LL ASK FOR YOU.
LAUGH SPOOKY SEASON IS COMING UP.
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST. >> A THOUSAND KIDS COMING TO MY
DOOR BREATHING ON ME. >> Stephen: YOU'RE A DOCTOR,
WHAT IS THE HEALTHIEST CANDY YOU CAN GET?
>> CERTAINLY, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE BRAND NAMES HERE,
NONE OF THEM. >> Stephen: WELL, SKITTLES--
GREAT SOURCE OF FRUIT FLAVOR. >> AND ALSO A LOT OF SUGAR.
>> Stephen: BUT THAT GIVES YOU POWER!
TO GET THINGS DONE. RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR GO-TO CANDY AS A KID?
>> KIT-KAT! >> Stephen: KIT-KAT!
REALLY? DID THEY HAVE THESE WHEN YOU
WERE A KID? >> OH, YEAH.
KIT-KAT AND MALT BALLS. >> Stephen: DO YOU LIKE BABY
RUTH? >> NO, TOO STICKY.
>> Stephen: DID YOU KNOW BABE RUTH?
>> NO, I DIDN'T. I'M NOT THAT OLD, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT! I'M SORRY.
DO YOU HAVE A COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN YET?
>> NOT YET. >> Stephen: I KNOW YOU WANT TO
CONVINCE PEOPLE TO GO GET THIS SHOT, RIGHT?
>> RIGHT. >> Stephen: IT'S A COOL THING
TO DO. OKAY.
WHAT COULD BE MORE COMPELLING THAN GETTING THE SHOT WITH A
PAIR OF SEXY KITTEN EARS ON?
>> Stephen: THANK YOU. DOCTOR, JUST PUT THESE ON.
PUT THESE ON. I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO SAY
MEOW-MEOW OR LICK YOUR PAW. LOOK IN THE CAMERA AND SAY,
"DON'T FORGET TO GET YOUR BOOSTER."
THIS IS REALLY GOING TO SELL IT. >> ONLY IF YOU'RE WITH ME,
STEPHEN. >> Stephen: 100%.
>> DON'T FORGET TO GET YOUR BOOSTER.
( APPLAUSE )
DO YOU WANT TO TRY THOSE ON? >> ARE WE COOL?
>> Stephen: YEAH, WE'RE COOL. THIS IS COOL.
GO GET SHOT. IT'S DOPE.
STAY IN SCHOOL.
ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. HELLO!
GOOD AFTERNOON. I WAS WONDERING WHETHER I COULD
SET MY FRIEND UP HERE WITH A COVID BOOSTER SHOT?
ED>> ABSOLUTELY HAVE A SEAT. >> Stephen: IT'S OKAY TO BE
SCARED. >> HOLD MY HAND?
>> Stephen: I WILL. DO YOU THINK HE'S NERVOUS TO
GIVE ANTHONY FAUCI A SHOT? >> HE PROBABLY IS.
>> HI, THERE. >> HEY.
I I JUST NEED TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.
HAVE YOU HAD A COVID VACCINATION BEFORE?
>> YES >> AND HAVE YOU HAD AN UNTOWARD
REACTION? >> NO.
>> AND HAVE YOU BEEN INFECTED BEFORE?
>> I HAVE. >> WHEN WAS THAT?
>> A LITTLE OVER THREE MONTHS. >> I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE AND NO
ONE IS ASKING ME. I HAD COVID, TOO.
NO ONE CARES. LET'S SEE THOSE GUNS?
LET'S SEE THOSE FAMOUS FAUCI GUNS.
YOU WORK OUT, DO YOU LIFT, BRO? >> YOU KNOW, I WORK OUT, BUT
ONLY FROM THE WAIST DOWN. >> Stephen: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
THAT'S SOME GOOD TRIs. >> JUST HAVE A SEAT FOR ME.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU NERVOUS TO GIVE ANTHONY FAUCI A SHOT?
>> I'VE DONE THIS PLENTY OF TIMES.
>> Stephen: BUT THAT'S ANTHONY FAUCI.
THAT'S LIKE POURING A DRINK FOR JACK DANIELS.
ARE YOU NERVOUS TO GIVE THIS MAN A SHOT?
>> HE'S ACTUALLY ONLY THE THIRD MOST FAMOUS PERSON I'VE
VACCINATED. >> Stephen: WHO IS THE MOST
FAMOUS PERSON YOU'VE VACCINATED? >> TAKE A DEEP BREATH FOR ME...
>> Stephen: WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON?
>> THAT'S IT. >> Stephen: THERE'S THE
MOMENT. >> Stephen: OKAY, WHO IS THE
MOST FAMOUS PERSON YOU'VE VACCINATED?
>> I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. >> Stephen: YES, YOU CAN!
>> THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GIVE ME A HINT?
>> SO, THE ASK IS THAT YOU HANG OUT FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES, AND
WE'LL SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH!
>> THANK YOU, TAKE CARE! >> Stephen: OKAY, YOU JUST GOT
THE INJECTION. HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW?
>> I'M GOOD. >> Stephen: YOU SURE?
>> I'M POSITIVE! >> Stephen: NO SWELLING OF
ANYTHING? >> NO.
>> Stephen: NIKKI MINAJ'S COUSIN'S FRIEND WANTED ME TO
ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT SIDE EFFECTS.
>> NO, THEY'RE FINE! >> Stephen: BECAUSE IF THEY
SWELL TOO MUCH, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.
DR. FAUCI, THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU'VE BEEN SO GOOD.
>> IT'S BEEN WORTH THE TRIP. >> Stephen: YOU DESERVE IT.
YOU DESERVE IT. ANTHONY FAUCI, FULLY INOCULATED
AND BOOSTED. IF YOU WANT TO STAY AS HEALTHY
AS THIS GUY, HEAD TO vaccines.gov TO FIND BOOSTER
SHOTS NEAR YOU. DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FORMER WHITE HOUSE SPEECHWRITER
CODY KEENAN!