Could we just do something else?
It's been like a month since the VMAs
No one cares about Miley Cyrus anymore
Two months.
What?
It has been roughly two months
I don't get it, did you not read the text at the beginning of the video?
I don't think we're supposed to see the text.
Look, it's been one month since the VMA's.
We need to put out a Miley Cyrus video
No, we don't
Yes, we do, Will
You get that through your head, Will you?, huh
Oh, I got it.
What if...
Sean, if this is another page about me twerking...
I don't even know....
Oh, Come'on... why not?
You're not going to post video of me twerking, Sean
Wait a second.
What if we've been looking at this the wrong way?
What if there's a deeper meaning behind
Wait a second
Hold that thought, Will
What if we've been looking at this the wrong way?
What if there's a different meaning behind all of this?
Behind what?
Behind Miley
Behind why she's different, why she's changing
Why she's been twerking so much
I got it
What if Miley really isn't changing?
What if she's purposely trying to ruin
her image so that she can intentionly lose fans because some secret organization
is trying to use her popularity to take over the world
It all makes sense now
what the hell are you talking about?
How do you even come up with these ridiculous conclusions?
Will, it's so simple. How do you not see it?
Seriously, Will
Shut up, Sean
you don't know he's talking about either
Yes, I do
No you don't
Yes I do
No you don't
No, he gets it
Fine, prove it then
At the same time what are we talking about?
We're talking about how Miley Cyrus is not changing
but purposely running her image in order to lose fans so that some secret organization doesn't use it to take over the world
what the...?
and reason why she can't just come out and say it publically is because whoever the person and or persons that are targeting her
*Both Sneeze*
Bless you. Thank you !
A pause full of to stop her from saying anything
I don't know what, just...whatever, your guys really think that's what happened
Yes
Don't be so naive
What?
I said you're being naive
Naive?
Don't make up words
It's a real word
No
But why didn't Miley do something about this sooner?
why now?
Isn't it obvious? The secret organisation can only brainwash kids
which is why Miley was brainwashed when she was a kid
but once she became an adult,
they lost control
and that's why she quit Hannah Montana the show when she was 18
This is so dumb
you're just making up ridiculous assumptions
basing off of no evidence whatsoever
Will, don't be so naive.
So Miley's sacrificing her career to save the world?
It's not just that, see at the VMA's when she was twerking
I think I saw something
you see this?
Eww
I think she's trying to tell us something
tell us what?
The secret
Who this organization is? And what they're trying to do?
With that?
Look, the VMA's are huge
everyone watches it, but you know what gets more views than the VMA's
the Super Bowl
and who performed at the last Super Bowl?
Beyonce
And Beyonce performed with her own group named Destiny's Child
And one of Destiny's Child biggest songs is
Say my name
say my name, yet nobody knows Destiny's Child's name
we know her mother's name Destiny and guess what Miley Cyrus real name is?
Destiny.
Destiny Hope Cyrus. If Miley is Destiny
and Beyonce is originally Destiny's Child
Miley is Beyonce's Mom, which means Jay-Z is Miley's son-in-law since he is married to Beyonce
And Jay-Z as we all know is rumored to be a part of what secret society that's represented by a
pyramid with an eyeball on it?
you don't mean...?
I do
they're all a part
of the infamous one and only
Key Club
Key Club?
think about it. What shape does a pyramid with an eye ball on it resemble?
A key hole
and a key hole represents something locked, something's secretive
and way to see a secret that's lock up is with the symbolic one eye by looking through the keyhole
Really? you really believe that the reason why Miley Cyrus has changed is because of Key Club
the program for high school students to do community service projects
you really don't get it, do you?
No I don't get it
How do you open a key hole? With a key?
And what is that key you might ask?
Miley trying to shows us the whole time
what do you do when you have the key?
you put into the keyhole and
twist in a little bit and jerking around until it unlocks
you twist and you jerk
you twerk
that's the key: Twerking
if we twerk we'll be able to see the truth
you've gotta be kidding me
What?
I'm not gonna lie I was with you up until naive, but...
that was in the like, the very beginning of the video
Oh my God, guys
here, just watch me. Okay, here, look
We're not gonna post a video me twerking Sean
Miley Cyrus was trying to shows us the whole time
That's the key
Twerking
Hello, Ryan
Miley Cyrus?
I see you found the key behind my great message
Wait! What?
You discovered the truth behind why I've been twerking so much
so, it's not a cry out to attempt to expose key clubbers is a brainwashing organization
No, silly my song; We can't stop,
my VMA's performance, my entire change of persona
is just a statement. A statement that I'm gonna be who I am
it's pretty close
even as some people might think I'm edgy, slutty
some even describes it as ratchet , at least some is being myself
what about all the people that see you a bad influence for kids?
Well, Ryan if it's time for kids be themselves is bad
then I don't know what good is anymore
look, people may not see my message right now but I can't give up
just yet
there's always going to be another mountain I'm now always gonna wanna make it move
but I just have to keep climbing and climbing because I can almost see
that dream I'm dreaming, the dream that I can have the best of both worlds
to be a good influence to keep the party in here in the USA and no matter how many little wrecking balls
fly into my life trying to break my achy breaky heart, I know deep down I can't stop and I won't stop
I can't be tamed
I just got to keep being who I am
I gotta keep doing me
I gotta keep doing Miley
lots and lots of Miley
Wow... I'm so sorry. I had you all wrong
We all did.
Well, the important Ryan is that now you know
and knowing is half the battle
No, no I wouldn't say and knowing is half the battle
I don't even say it's 25% of the battle
You know I was just trying to give you a cool note to leave on
But I guess that you wouldn't want to end awkwardly, so...
Oh. Alright then.
Miley, don't go. I have more questions.
Miley, Miley... Miley!
Wait... Did somebody say molly?
What? No... I said Miley
Oh
Hello, Ryan? Are you there?
Where... where's Miley?
- What? - What're you talking about?
You were in the middle of your sentence and you've just frozed.
Yeah... So do you have any idea... or...
You know what. Guys, let's not just make this video.
What? We have to.
Well, if we do. We're not gonna bash it like everyone else.
Then what are we gonna do?
- Tell them the truth. - The truth about what?
The truth about Miley Cyrus
So, what is it?
- What? - You've just said the truth about Miley, writing it down
What is it?
Weren't you watching the flashback? the vision i just had?
Sh-She twerks to make the world a better place
TEEHEE
Did you take care of it?
Yes, the target has been incepted
He doesn't suspect a thing
Good, you did very well Miley
So does that mean-
Yes, you're in
[Manical Laughing]
[Key Club]