THIS MORNING, DONALD TRUMP TWEETED THAT NOW FORMER HEAD OF
THE FBI JAMES COMEY AND I WOULD CALL IT A FAIRLY VEILED
THREAT BEST AGAINST HIM.
SAID JAMES COMEY BETTER HOPE THAT THERE ARE NO TAPES OF
OUR CONVERSATIONS, AND THAT MEANS, BEFORE HE STARTS
LEAKING TO THE PRESS.
THEORETICALLY IT'S NOT EVEN A THEORY ANYMORE, JIM'S, HE COULD
EVENTUALLY TESTIFY AS AN OUT PRIVATE CITIZEN IN THIS MATTER.
PEOPLE IN THE SENATE HAVE ARTIE SAID WE STILL WANTED TO COME
IN AND TESTIFY SO HE IS A FUTURE WITNESS IN THE INVESTIGATION.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS THREATENING HIM WITH
REVEALING SECRET INFORMATION IF HE SPEAKS ABOUT WHAT HE KNOWS
IS ALREADY IN 24 HOURS HE IS DONE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE
BY ADMITTING ON ABC NEWS THAT HE FIRED JAMES COMEY BECAUSE
OF HIS RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION AND WITNESS TAMPERING BY
THREATENING A WITNESS PUBLICLY THAT MIGHT TESTIFY AGAINST HIM.
I'M TELLING YOU, HE IS A GUNNER.
HE IS NOT SMART ENOUGH TO CARRY OUT ANY CONSPIRACY OR
COVER-UP, SELF-DEFENSE.
THE GUY CAN'T DO SELF-DEFENSE, HE KEEPS PUNCHING HIMSELF
IN THE FACE.
A COUPLE THINGS.
JAMES COMEY BETTER HOPE THERE ARE NO TAPES.
WHO ELSE WOULD KNOW?
THEY WOULD BE YOUR TAPES.
THERE WERE ONLY TWO PEOPLE AT THE DINNER.
BETTER HOPE THERE WERE NO TAPES.
DID YOU RECORD IT?
YES?
THEN THERE TAPES OR YOU DIDN'T AND THERE ARE NO TAPES.
BECAUSE YOU THINK HE IS SO DUMB AND AS YOU KNOW, I THINK HE
IS DUMBER THAN YOU THINK HE HAS.
I DON'T THINK THAT IS POSSIBLE.
LET'S DO A POLL IN IT.
THAT'S WHY DID THE BET WITH YOU.
I KEPT LOSING MONEY.
I THOUGHT HIS BRAIN-DEAD AND
COMPETENCE WOULD KILL HIM EARLIER.
IN THE POLITICAL PROCESS.
IF YOU DON'T THINK HE CAN ORCHESTRATE A CONSPIRACY TO
SOME EXTENT I THINK THAT'S WHY WHEN THIS RUSSIA THING EVER
GETS FORMALLY INVESTIGATED THERE MIGHT BE SOME
DISAPPOINTMENT BECAUSE THERE MIGHT NOT BE ANY COLLUSION
THAT INVOLVES TRUMP IN RUSSIA.
THERE WILL BE OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE AS WE KNOW THERE
IS NOT PUBLICLY REVEALED OF RUSSIA'S EFFORT TO
INFLUENCE THE ELECTION.
THAT PARTISAN QUESTIONABLY TRUE.
IT'S POSSIBLE AND IT STRIKES ME THAT IT'S GOING TO WORK
OUT, IT COULD NEVER WORKED UP BETTER FOR RUSSIA.
THIS OF COURSE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO WEAKEN NATO.
THAT IS THEIR PLAN TAUGHT THEY LIKE THIS IS BEEN SO
FABULOUSLY PERFECT.
WE WANTED TO MAKE IT SO PEOPLE DIDN'T TRUST HILLARY
WITHOUT WAS GOING TO WIN.
IT'S DONE MORE THAN HE POSSIBLY COULD OF HOPE.
LAMY SAY ONE THING ABOUT THAT WHICH IS I THINK THE ONE
THING THAT RUSSIA WANTS THEY STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN.
THE ONE THAT THEY WANT THE MOST WHICH IS TO LIFT THE
SANCTIONS SO THEY CAN MAKE THAT GIANT HALF $1
TRILLION DEAL WITH EXXON MOBIL.
THAT IS WHY REX TILLER SENATOR SECRETARY OF STATE.
THAT IS THE DEAL.
THAT MIGHT BE SUPER HARD TO PROVE NO MATTER HOW MANY
FINANCIAL RECORDS YOU HAVE OF TRUMP BENEFITING FINANCIALLY
FROM THE RUSSIANS WHICH CERTAINLY EXIST BECAUSE HE DID
BECAUSE HIS SONS HAVE ADMITTED THEY'VE DONE DEAL WITH THE
RUSSIANS, DONALD TRUMP JUNIOR TALKED IN 2008
ABOUT THE RUSSIANS KEPT INVESTING IN THEM.
WE KNOW THERE'S THE FINANCIAL DEALINGS BACK AND FORTH AND
HE PROBABLY OWED THEM ON TONS UNTOLD ABOUT A MONEY BUT TO
SAY OKAY, HE GOT MONEY FROM THE RUSSIANS AND THE RUSSIANS
COLLUDED IN ONE OF THE SANCTIONS LIFTED.
THAT IS IS HARD TO PROVE AS THEY CAN GET BUT LUCKILY, WE
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE TRUMP IS MONSTROUSLY
STUPID SO HE WILL DO THINGS LIKE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE, WITNESS
TAMPERING AND HE WILL COMMIT PERJURY APPROXIMATELY 280 TIMES.
THAT WILL BE ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO GO YOU HAVE TO GO, SON.
WE KNOW YOU ACTUALLY DID A EVEN IF WE CAN'T PROVE IT WAS
CERTAINTY THAT IT WAS FOR MONEY, WE HAVE YOUR PERJURY,
WITNESS TAMPERING, OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.
YOU HAD TO GO BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO COST THE
REPUBLICANS A RECEIPT THEY HAVE.
ANOTHER THING, THESE TAPES, WHAT HE TALKED ABOUT IS HE TALK
TO COMEY TO MAKE SURE HE IS NOT BEING INVESTIGATED AND THAT
IS ALSO ILLEGAL.
HE ADMITTED THAT HE TALKED TO THE INVESTIGATOR TO MAKE
SURE HE IS NOT BEING INVESTIGATED.
WHAT I WOULD LOVE AND WHAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS,, JUST HAD ENOUGH.
IF YOU THREATENED HIM AND HE'S A PRIVATE CITIZEN.
MY DO THIS GUY IS AHEAD OF THE FBI, HE IS YOUNGER, BETTER
SHAPE, AND IS HAD A FIGHT THAT WHAT IF YOU STEPPED UP AND SAID
HE WANTS A MUMMY?
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
THAT WOULD BE
HILARIOUS THAT NOT OUTSIDE OF THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY AND THE
SUSTAINED CHAUFFEUR COMEDY JUST UP UP AND WHIP HIS BUT THAT
COMEY IS 68.
THAT'S CRAZY.
MAYBE THEY SETTLE IN THE RING.
THAT IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
WE HAVE BEEN'S MAKE MAN, LITTLE WWE ACTION.
ROYAL RUMBLE.
I HAVE A THEORY WHY HE REFERENCED SECRET TAPES
THAT ARE NOWHERE.
HE IS TALKED ABOUT WIRETAPPING AND ALWAYS IN QUOTATION
MARKS, I THINK IT HIS IS POOR READ OF HISTORY.
HE TALKED RECENTLY ABOUT ANDREW JACKSON AND THE CIVIL WAR.
YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM HIS STUDIES ARE
ANDREW JACKSON TAPE PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
HE PUT IT ON DVD STOCK
I THINK WHAT HAPPENED IS HE FIRED COMEY, EVERYBODY
COMPARED IT TO NIXON OBVIOUSLY.
I THINK HE WIKI NIXON, READ IT BRIEFLY AND LEARNED ALL THE
RUN LESSONS AND I THINK HE READ SOMETHING ABOUT SECRET
TAPES AND HE WAS LIKE I CAN FILL THAT AND I CAN TALK ABOUT
SECRET TAPES IS BECAUSE THE REASON I BELIEVE THAT IS
BECAUSE IT GOES ONE STEP FURTHER TO LOYALTY PLEDGES.
WE FIND OUT ABOUT A DINNER MEETING THAT TRUMP HAD WITH
COMEY.
TRUMP SAYS THEY CALL ME CAME TO HIM WANTING A DINNER MEETING,
BEGGING FOR THE DINNER MEETING SO THAT HE COULD KEEP HIS JOB.
OTHER WITNESSES THERE PREVIOUSLY SAID THAT IS NOT THE CASE.
AS THEY ATE THE PRESIDENT MR.
COMING MADE SMALL TALK
ABOUT THE ELECTIONS AND SMALL TALK ABOUT THE CROWD SIZES
THAT MR.
TRUMP RALLIES.
THAT'S MOSTLY VOTING AND READ MY LIFE.
THE PRESIDENT THEN TURNED THE CONVERSATION TO WHETHER
MR., HE WOULD PLEDGES LOYALTY TO HIM THAT MR., HIS
ACCOUNT, HIS ANSWER TO MR.
TRUMP'S INITIAL QUESTION
APPARENTLY DID NOT SATISFY THE PRESIDENT, BUT HE DOES
ASSOCIATE THAT LATER IN THE DINNER MR.
TRUMP AGAIN
SAID MR.
COMING THAT HE NEEDED HIS LOYALTY.
MR.
COMEY AGAIN REPLIED HE WOULD GIVE HIM HONESTY AND
THAT PLEDGES LOYALTY.
MR.
TRUMP PRESSED HIM ON WHETHER IT WOULD BE HONEST
LOYALTY.
MR.
COMEY SAID YOU WILL HAVE THAT.
HE'S GOT THE SECRET
TAPES, HE'S GOT THE BEHIND-THE-SCENES PLEDGES OF
LOYALTY.
I THINK HE IS EVENTUALLY GOING TO SAY HE IS NOT A CROOK.
I THINK THIS GOES BACK TO YOUR LORD OF THE RINGS VERY
BECAUSE DIDN'T GOLEM HAVE TO PLEDGES LOYALTY TO THE PRECIOUS?
BOBBITT 2.
I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT HERE.
JAMES COMEY, I THINK THIS IS RIGHT, JAMES COMEY PLEDGED
LOYALTY.
WE MENTIONED IS 6.8.
HE WOULD NOT PLAY BASKETBALL WITH BARACK OBAMA BECAUSE HE
THOUGHT THAT CREATED THE APPEARANCE THAT THEY WERE
TOO CHUMMY AND WANTED TO KEEP THAT SEPARATE AND NOW
PRESIDENT ASKED THEM FOR LITHIUM SURE COMING WAS THINKING
THE ENTIRE TIME, HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION?
LET'S GO TO LINE NUMBER 10,000
OR WHATEVER WE ARE ON IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
DIAPERS THERE LIKE COMEY ASKED FOR THE DINNER.
HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE HE STILL HAD HIS JOB.
COMEY ASSOCIATES POINT OUT THAT IN ORDER FOR COMEY TO HAVE ASKED
FOR THE DINNER HE WOULD TECHNICALLY HAVE TO ASKED TO THE
DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL, OTHERWISE THAT BE A DIRECTOR CAN
JUST ACT AS THE PRESIDENT TO DINNER TO GO TO THE PROPER
CHANNELS AND OF COURSE THERE IS NO RECORD OF THE DEPUTY ATTORNEY
GENERAL BEING ASKED FOR THE DINNER.
IT IS A SUPER OBVIOUS LIE.
TRUMP SAYS HE TOLD ME THREE TIMES THAT I WAS NOT BEING
INVESTIGATED.
SMOKE OF ALL SMOCKS, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK THE FBI
DIRECTOR IF HE IS INVESTIGATING YOU.
THAT IS ANOTHER PROBLEM.
WELL, I DIDN'T ASK HIM FOR A LOYALTY PLEDGE THAT HE IS
LYING ABOUT THAT.
BUT YOU JUST SAID EARLIER YOU ASKED HIM IF HE WAS
INVESTIGATING YOU.
AT A MINIMUM, THAT IS ASKING EMERY GOING TO BE LOYAL TO
ME ARE YOU GOING TO INVESTIGATE ME?
HE CAN'T EVEN KEEP HIS LIES STRAIGHT.
HE IS A MESS.
HE IS NOT WINNING WITH THIS.
IT RINGS TRUE, TRUMP SAYING PLEASURE LOYALTY TO ME.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIM.
IT'S EASY TO BELIEVE HE WOULD DO THAT, YOU HAVE TO PLEDGE
LOYALTY TO ME OR YOU ARE GOING TO GET FIRED OR WHATEVER.
EVEN HIS FRIENDS SAY THAT THAT IS A THING THAT HE CARES
MOST ABOUT, FOR PEOPLE WHO PLEDGE LOYALTY TO HIM AND
BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE WONDERING, THE FBI DIRECTOR DOES
ACTUALLY SWEAR A NOSE OF LOYALTY BUT NOT TO THE PRESIDENT.
OF COURSE NOT.
TO THE CONSTITUTION.
YOU THINK THE DIRECTOR OF THE FBI'S PLEDGES LOYALTY TO
THE PRESIDENT, THAT'S ABSURD, NO ONE WOULD THINK THAT.
THERE'S ONE PERSON WHO THINKS THAT.
HE HAS NO IDEA ABOUT
WHAT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL SYSTEM IS.
HE DOESN'T KNOW.
HE SAID IT IS IN THE WAY.
HE SAID THE CONSTITUTION GETS IN THE WAY OF HIM BEING AN
EFFECTIVE PRESIDENT.
HE KNOWS THAT THERE IS SOME
DOCUMENT WITH RULES THAT GETS IN THE WAY OF HIM PLAYING THE GAME.
HE SHOULD WIKIPEDIA THAT.