>> James: HOW ARE YOU? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
WHAT DO WE GOT? >> WELL, THIS IS BREAD, UM, IT'S
HOMEMADE, UM. >> Reggie: YOU WEREN'T JOKING?
>> NO, I WASN'T JOKING. I WAS ORIGINALLY THINKING I
WOULD GIVE IT TO REGGIE BUT THEN I SAW HE'S GOT A SALAD SO THIS
IS HOMEMADE -- AND TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
>> James: HANG ON? YOU MADE THAT?
>> NO. [LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE] SO, YEAH.
>> James: WHEN YOU SAY HOMEMADE?
>> IT'S HOMEMADE. IT WAS MADE IN A HOME SO -- HERE
IS THE DEAL, OK, SO, UM, I WAS DOING, UM, TOM PAPA'S PODCAST
THIS MORNING. I'M IN TOWN, YOU KNOW, DOING
PRESS FOR THE SPECIAL -- >> James: YEAH.
>> AND, UM, IF -- HOPEFULLY I GET TO DO THE LATE LATE SHOW
WITH JAMES CORDEN. WE'RE STILL WAITING ON WORD ON
THAT, BUT I'M DOING A BUNCH OF STUFF.
SO I WENT TO TOM'S PODCAST AND HE GAVE THIS TO ME, AND I SAID,
OH [BLEEP]. I'M ONLY IN TOWN FOR LIKE 48
HOURS. I'M NOT GOING TO REALLY GET TO
EAT THIS, UM, AND HE BASICALLY SAID, WELL, YOU KNOW, GIVE IT TO
SOMEBODY WHO, YOU KNOW, MIGHT ENJOY IT.
SO, UM, DO YOU LIKE BREAD OR ARE YOU OFF THE CARBS OR WHAT ARE
YOU DOING? >> James: LISTEN, LET'S NOT
MAKE RULES HERE. [LAUGHTER]
>> I'M JUST MAKING -- >> James: HERE IS THE TRUTH --
>> I'M MAKING AN EDUCATED GUESS OFF THE VISUAL.
>> James: I'VE SEEN THE BREAD. HAD I NOT VISUALIZED THE BREAD
AND SEEN THE BREAD, I WOULD SAY I CAN'T AT THE MINUTE.
NOW THAT I'VE SEEN THE BREAD -- >> SMELL IT, TOO.
THIS IS BRAND-NEW. >> James: I MEAN, IT'S A
SENSATIONAL BREAK. LISTEN TO THAT.
THAT IS -- >> LISTEN.
CAN I SAY BEFORE YOU GET ALL OVER IT, CAN I SAY MAYBE WE
SHOULD GIVE THIS TO A LUCKY PERSON IN -- SO -- YEAH.
YEAH. [APPLAUSE]
THIS IS -- JAMES. TAKE A BITE.
TAKE ONE BITE. TAKE ONE BITE.
>> James: I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE A BITE AND THEN GIVE IT TO
SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE. >> YOU MEAN LEGALLY OR JUST --
>> James: HA-HA. I THINK YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
WHO IN THE AUDIENCE WOULD LIKE --
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> LET'S DO IT.
>> James: YOU TAKE IT OUT, DAVID.
LITTLE BIT OF MUSIC. DAVID, WHOEVER WANTS THE BREAD,
HERE WE GO. ♪ WHO WANTS THE BREAD
♪ WHAT WANTS THE BREAD ♪ WHO WANTS THE BREAD
♪ WHO WANTS THE BREAD ♪ WHO GETS THE BREAD
♪ WHO GETS THE BREAD ♪ THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GOOD STUFF. >> James: NO.
NO. WE GOT THAT.
SEND SOMEONE TO GO AND GET IT AND --
>> HA-HA. >> James: WE'VE GOT THE STUFF
WE NEED, JUST SEND THE PAGE UP THERE, GET IT AND PUT IT IN MY
ROOM. WELL DONE, CONGRATULATIONS.
ENJOY THE BREAD. WELL DONE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU.
>> James: AS YOU KNOW, I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOURS.
"MR. SHOW" IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS OF ALL TIME.
MOVIES "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT," WHAT DO YOU FIND IS THE THING
YOU GET RECOGNIZED MOST FOR? WHAT'S THE STRANGEST PLACE
YOU'VE BEEN RECOGNIZED? >> I WAS IN SOUTHERN AFRICA FOR
A COUPLE WEEKS WITH MY WIFE -- IT'S A BIG PART OF THE WORLD.
WANT TO PINPOINT IT? THE LITTLE -- UM, I WAS IN
BOTSWANA, HM, ALL RIGHT, SO I WAS WITH MY WIFE AND ANOTHER
COUPLE AND WE WERE -- THEY WERE IN THE PEACE CORPS.
WE WERE BOPPING AROUND SOUTHERN AFRICA AND WE WENT TO MOZAMBIQUE
WHICH IS IN ITSELF A VERY, VERY INTERESTING PLACE, AND, UM, AND
THEN WE WENT TO THIS EXTREMELY REMOTE PART OF MOZAMBIQUE WHICH
IS ALONG THE BEACH, ALONG THE INDIAN OCEAN AND THERE'S LIKE NO
ONE THERE. THERE'S NO RESORTS, THERE'S --
AND YOU GO THROUGH, LIKE, AN HOUR AND A HALF OF NOTHING AND
KIND OF, YOU KNOW, WOODS AND STUFF TO -- JUNGLE, I GUESS, TO
GET THERE AND THE PLACE THAT THEY HAD -- OUR COUPLE FRIENDS
HAD GOTTEN FOR US TO STAY AT -- THESE LITTLE HUTS ON THE BEACH
-- UNBEKNOWNST TO US WE'RE HAVING THIS RIDICULOUS ECHO
WARRIOR RAVE GARBAGE AND IT WAS JUST AWFULAND IT WAS JUST A TON
OF, LIKE, PATCHOULI AND UNWASHED BODIES AND THE MUSIC GOING ON
UNTIL 2:00 IN THE MORNING AND I'M LIKE [BLEEP] THIS.
I CAN'T STAY HERE. SO I WENT DOWN THE BEACH ABOUT A
MILE AT LEAST TO A LITTLE AREA WHERE THEY HAD SOME OTHER KIND
OF MOTEL TYPE OF THINGS AND I WALK IN, AND I STARTED TO ASK
THE WOMAN, UM, EXCUSE ME,I'M WONDERING IF YOU HAVE ANY
AVAILABLE -- AND SHE LOOKS UP AND GOES, ALVIN AND THE
CHIPMUNKS? AND, DUDE, I -- WHEN I TELL YOU
THIS IS THE REMOTE -- FIRST OF ALL, 1/2 OF THE WHOLE AREA IS
JUST THE OCEAN, SO THERE'S NOT EVEN -- AND THEN THERE'S A BIT
OF BEACH AND THEN JUNGLE AND THERE'S NOTHING AND -- AND I'M
LIKE, WOW, YES, HI! UM,.
>> James: SERIOUSLY, ABOUT THE ROOMS?
>> IT WAS VERY SHOCKING. >> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT
YOUR SPECIAL, "I'M FROM THE FUTURE" IT'S OUT FEBRUARY 12TH.
A LOT OF US WILL SEE THIS AS AN EARLY VALENTINE'S GIFT.
WHAT'S THE SPECIAL ABOUT? >> IT'S TWO DAYS BEFORE
VALENTINE'S DAY, PUTTING IT OUT THERE AS A WAY TO MAYBE SPICE
THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM, YOU KNOW?
>> James: OK. >> THAT WAS MY INTENT.
IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST ERROTICALLY-CHARGED STAND-UP
SPECIAL I'VE DONE. >> James: WHICH IS SAYING
SOMETHING. >> IT'S SAYING A LOT, AND I -- I
CHALLENGE EVERYBODY TO, LIKE -- I WOULD BE SHOCKED IF YOU COULD
GET THROUGH 15 MINUTES OF THE STAND-UP WITHOUT [BLEEP].
I MEAN, IT'S THAT -- IT'S THAT. [LAUGHTER]
AND THIS IS SOMETHING FOR YOUR PARTNER -- TRY IT.
JUST TRY IT. >> James: I, FOR ONE, CANNOT
WAIT -- I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH IT.