why is it that when you put two socks in the dryer
only one comes out Our Story begins with a lonely sock
barreling through the cosmos supercharged with static electricity and
DNA from the man who once wore it once met with cosmic energy in a vacuum of
space the mightiest hero was born
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the airport huh where are you headed uh New York
going to visit some family it had been about six months since the last time I
saw my friends and family so I was excited if only I knew what I was really
in for when I got to the hotel I realized that
I had forgotten something really important my wallet I must have left it
at home well no wallet means no money no money
means no hotel which means I was stuck there until my flight back home which
wasn't for another two days so I went to the only place I knew of where I could
survive for that long the woods you know this was cool I've
always wanted to go survivalist camping camping never done it because
now but lucky for me I always keep emergency survival gear in my suitcase
what socks socks
I must have picked up the wrong suitcase I must have grabbed the wrong bag
[Music] wait
oh yeah I got this if I can tie a bunch of these socks together I should be able
to build a pretty decent shelter but if I'm gonna tie enough of these socks
together before it gets dark I'm gonna need some help what exactly are we doing
we're building a survival shelter here tie these together these are socks yeah
do you have anything better we can use no we only have socks a survival shelter
out of socks man I don't know yeah this seems pretty impossible we gotta try so
yeah that's how I ended up in the middle of the woods tying socks together in
order to survive it was gonna be a long weekend
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what does my life come to I was born to be a hero
and I've been reduced to a sock salesman a sock salesman with no socks what am I
doing [Music]
there's no place for Heroes in this world you need money to survive and
superheroes don't get paid [Music]
oh [Applause]
I love wearing socks I hate my feet bare I wouldn't take them off on a triple dog
dare oh that's a good one I think oh I got one I got one uh some socks like
country some socks like rock this one is shaped just like a sock
yeah all right uh you guys keep doing this I'm gonna start working on the
shelter okay now a huge part of building a survival shelter is finding the right
spot and I think right here between these three trees is like the perfect
spot and now that I have the perfect spot we gotta build a frame so I'm gonna
need to find some branches wonder where I'll find those
[Music] all right I'm just gonna like cut to the
next clip and it's gonna be done yeah it's not done but that's okay I found a
shorter one [Music]
you know I miss the way things used to be five seconds ago when that was up
here [Music]
[Applause] okay the frame is done now I can start
putting on the roof how you guys doing not great yeah this is tough yeah and I
got horrible blisters same dude and I don't know about you but I'm getting
pretty hungry yeah I'm I'm starving right food I don't have any food and
it's not like there's a pizza shop out here so I'm gonna have to do things the
old-fashioned way if I want to eat I'm gonna have to hunt
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all right [Music]
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hold on [Laughter]
where are they I don't know who you're talking about I ain't buying it bro
Carlini in the little socks dude where are they I'm not telling you anything
is that so thank you
[Music] this is so good I didn't know you could
hunt neither did I we're losing daylight should probably get that roof on but at
this point my legs were entirely chewed up by mosquitoes and my fingers felt
like they were literally breaking and I was losing Daylight by the second so
unless I wanted to sleep out in the middle of the woods unprotected I was
gonna need to hurry up [Music]
that's all I can do man wait this is all we have left I mean we have more socks
but we can't tie anymore man our hands are killing us yeah man my frogs are
barking do we have less than half a roof right now here's my roof I got a
suitcase for a pillow Got a Feeling tonight's gonna be a long
night oh yeah this sucks get it sucks
we now return to the cop guys whatever those bad guys are doing don't don't do
that Petty Crush
[Applause] hi are you or a loved one a superhero
that was forced into becoming a sock salesman because there's no money in
being a superhero yeah did you fly all the way across the
country to sell socks just to find out that your bag was swapped with someone
else's bag and now you don't even have your socks yeah well if you have a
Shopify store that wouldn't be a problem because not only could you sell them in
person but you could sell them online and across all major social platforms I
don't have them money to make an online store starting a business has never been
more affordable with Shopify start a plan you can start selling for as little
as five dollars a month I wish I don't have the technical
ability or experience to do something like that and it's super easy to use
regardless of technical ability or experience that's weird it's like this
guy can hear me I can what I can hear you how is this possible yeah hold up
yeah hold on I'll come around what is up my guy our sponsor Shopify no not
you Shoppy get back in the TV get back in the TV
this is my thing sorry about that my guy Shopify is
making it so easy to be a business owner yeah it does look pretty straightforward
I mean there's a reason why Shopify Powers millions of businesses and 175
countries even Jake's got a Shopify store wait you know Jake no but you do
if it's a solid point plus think of the character development superhero down on
this lock become successful entrepreneur I don't know all right I'm sold what do
I gotta do easy wait so that's it my store's done that's
it easy right super easy go ahead say it click the link in the description to
start your business with Shopify today feels good right yeah it feels good yeah
[Music] foreign
[Music] I slept in this shelter is not providing
any comfort at all in my flight home is tomorrow morning and if I don't get some
decent sleep I'm gonna miss my flight and then I'm gonna be stranded here
forever and considering this shelter needs a ton of work it's gonna be a long
day of tying socks [Music]
[Laughter] come on come on pick up pick up
yo what's up santis red dude's coming for you and Jake and I can't get a hold
of them what you told them where we are dude I'm sorry he shrunk me and he was
gonna squish me I had I had saw the whole thing it was crazy
don't worry about it I'm on it all right we have replenished our sock
rope pile and I'm gonna start working on this roof not gonna lie I'm a little
nervous we don't have enough socks because I haven't even touched the walls
or the floor [Music]
so the roof is done it's not much but it's uh
well it's not much okay so next up I don't like laying on the ground so I'm
gonna grab some logs and make like a raised floor or something
[Music] let's see how you survive without your
shelter don't even think about it thought about
it still gonna do it [Music]
not on my watch well well well looks like someone forgot
their sword I always carry a backup
[Music] no
what's the matter spend too much time in the dryer big mistake
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listen here red dude it's gonna take a lot more than a measly shrink ray to
take me down You Haven't Seen the Last of Me socks boy it sucks this now scram
before I I'm leaving gosh thanks dude no problem man oh and I
sorry about your socks it's fine
well one thing's for sure I still had a lot of work to do
[Applause] now I will say despite the mess that my
life has been over the last day and a half this turned out to be a pretty fun
experience and I'll admit sometimes when things go wrong I just dwell on the
negative because it's easy and I've been like really trying not to complain so
much because when you just focus on how bad things are it makes it impossible to
make the best out of the situation like how many people can say they built a
survival shelter out of socks and now I can cross survivalist camping off my
bucket list [Music]
thank you yo delivery guy what's up man where's
your jacket way too hot out here for a jacket plus I gotta sport my new shirt
no way the shirts came in dude this is sick dude they feel great
to me what is that is that a second design yeah we got two super sick
designs volume one soxist Defender Of the Soul available in blue and white and
soxist volume 2 red dudes Revenge available in white and rust yes that
sounds good good uh good no see you later now guys I've been working on
getting these things available to you for a while now and just know that every
purchase you make really helps me and the channel out a ton these are
available right now on my Shopify store shop.jcarlini.com or you can go to the
store tab right here on my YouTube channel now these are limited and they
won't be around forever so get them while you can now there might be a few
other things over there too but I should probably get back to work because I am
losing daylight I only had about four hours a day late left and I still had to
make this thing strong enough to withstand the Knight and if I was gonna
make this thing comfortable enough to get a good night's sleep in I was gonna
have to put in some serious work [Music]
thank you I think this thing is done I mean well
it has to be because I'm totally out of socks allow me to give you the grand
tour okay here's the here's the front door and here's the master bedroom and
right here is my bed which is where I'll be sleeping tonight the roof is super
solid the walls aren't amazing but I mean they'll keep Predators out I guess
I mean the best part is that it smells like laundry in here which is just one
of my favorite all-time favorite smells Now isn't this place just beautiful look
at this look at this look at that amazing cinematic shot oh so good 10 out
of 10 Stars well if I'm gonna catch my flight tomorrow I should probably get
some rest so that means it's time for the official bed review let's do this ah
you know that's actually not that bad it's pretty
comfortable I can deal with this yeah it was
actually not comfortable at all in fact but um as I was laying down I heard like
the one sound you don't want to hear in the woods
okay I think we're about to get some serious
rain oh yeah it was raining and there was
lightning and all sorts of Thunder you know all that uh that scare a scary
stuff yeah so I just like stayed inside well it's definitely raining out there
and it's perfectly dry in here which means that my sock shelter works that's
pretty sweet now I'd love to hang out but I got a flight to catch in the
morning so I should probably get some sleep
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