let's get this over with there's a million other things i could be doing right now but
here we are the camera's running and i'm jay
i thought you said you'd refuse point blank to do one of these vlog things sometimes you've
got to give it a public demand and give the people what they want so what have we got then
seriously i knew this would be pointless
nowhere near enough time to do that one justice this is gripping viewing not at
least if he doesn't pick any cards it'll be over quickly stop it you two i'm interested
to hear what he's got to say are there any of these that are worth bothering with
at last one i can do i've got a brother and he's you know cool cool
i'll take that steady i don't want you getting all big headed or anything
me and bird might be very different but when your siblings it's a special connection obviously i'm
the smart one with the looks and the best hair but he's got the edge in other ways like um
he's older than me for one thing you've got to give him that it's good to know that the one thing
that i'm better than you is being alive for longer because he's older bid remember stuff stuff that
i've forgotten oh maybe stuff i've decided i'd rather forget mom and dad didn't take us to the
fair all the time we've only been once what are you on about we've been loads we had fun
there all the time mum and dad had a big fight and left us i wanted that prize to cheer you up
and we walked home in the rain of course all brothers have the occasional bus stop what's going
on brought my headphones arguments every now and then are all part of being family you just take
whatever you want it's only a few i was hungry i still am right yeah well hope to make you sick
the important thing is at the end of the day we look out for each other 24 7. fun well
here's the thing about fun getting into double figures in care homes means you've had a lot of
not fun days along the way so the way i see it you have to find fun wherever you can get it
and for me the best kind of fun is to be had outside
down at the park playing sports that sort of thing dragon bird along can be a struggle but
in the end i always know how to put a smile on that big dopey face so when out of the blue mr
count me out with any sporting activities suggested a golf day i was well up for it
until some killjoy and comedy trousers tried to spoil everything thrown off for being beginners
yeah i bet they were rubbish on the first time in all
let's just forget about it let's do something else now our round of golf isn't finished just yet
but as many have learned to their cost you mess with us two at your peril
is cause the mighty wallace boys always have the last laugh yeah except for the times when
they don't yeah that sounds like perfect punishment i'll send jay and bird over
right away didn't they end up spending six hours collecting lost golf balls i think it was seven
swap yeah go on you knew mr bud trousers was club cup tonight
they might have done better if they were actually wearing proper golf gear
something pastel pink with a nice check so what's next
what's my thing how can i single out one thing when there's so much to choose from yeah
there's being a terrible show-off having the biggest head in ashteen ridge i thought you
always said tyler was the one with the biggest head no candy road he had an unusually wide head
a completely different ball probably the simplest way to put it is
my thing is being the best one here pretty much everything any of your dreams loser think fast
footy skills he shoots he scores check winning stuff all the time yeah phenomenal brain power
check done now we're gonna play driving everyone mad because he's such a show-off check being
way too big for his moon double crack of course there's a downside to being so great at everything
because people get jealous the new kid can be my volunteer take nas you can't blame him really
you see this penny if i put the water bottle over the top hold on don't seem quite right yeah it is
what do you think you're doing i've seen the prank before sorry mate you arrive in a new place and
find this already a top dog someone who everyone looks up to that is so cool talking about me again
nope finding there's this cool kid pretty much running the place can't be easy what you said
upset him you want to apologize it's cool we're meets right sid totally nobody should be me
to film welcome in their own home yeah what are you going to do about it now it's nazir
only my friends call me nez and you're not one of my maids what's up j-dog what's up not such
a big man now whatever i've got somewhere to be no wonder the poor boy had a leaf
he was jealous yeah i compete with this so yeah i come up with some lame excuse to get out of
here yeah that definitely must be the reason that's left all down to him being jealous of jay
not naz want to live with his dad bro it was nothing to do with you yeah whatever
what makes me mad being effortlessly brilliant at everything comes at a cost they'll always be
haters wanting to knock you off the top spot won't they floss did they just talk to me
even if that means cheating and cheats really make me mad hey floss no idea what it's done about
fruit sip what's that it's brilliant easy to learn part of master
you'll love it okay let's do it right so whoever's name's highest by lunch tomorrow wins
game on this was going to be a cinch the dg's undisputed games king sip that zucchini
doesn't lose to a beginner you got the hang of it quick
yeah well when i focus on winning and losers focus on winners i should have known something was fishy
that's not possible floss has doubled the score already snows you lose matt
no you don't get it this has only ever happened once before when cupcake 13 took the top spot
luckily superb deduction power is another finely honed skill i can call on
let them cake cupcakes with sprinkles better
welcome to louisville population you congrats cupcake 13. busted yeah cheats make me really mad
and it's not just games sometimes people cheat about really important things like
trainers you know what sash i think you were right earlier on this is getting a bit
boring no i've changed my mind this is getting good now yeah candy rose i thought you said you
were interested to hear everything he had to say well i've changed my mind t-snaps the coolest
trainers in the world right now and with that ticket you can get a free pair i have to have it
well you didn't want it please candy boys i'll do anything for the ticket anything yeah i've
decided to give you the ticket nice one but only if you become my personal assistant for the day
if it was anything else i'd have told candy rose where to go
but tea snaps are worth a little extra graft and the cucumbers for my eyes
of course what would somehow slip princess cucumber faces mind is she'd managed to lose
the ticket meanwhile i was keeping my end of the bargain whatever it took small for the camera no
stop it and i mean delete whatever it took it's a new look for your new trainers is it
you won't be laughing when i get my free t-snaps at the launch you're not getting anything
what the ticket's gone it got destroyed in the washing machine what but the moral is don't
mess with the wallace boyce she's made you look like a rightful mate jay get me a drink
of course hurry up jay i'm parched maybe this will quench your thirst anyone who does
soon gets their spirits dumping
mighty wallace boys one pink princess nil not funny those satin pajamas were dry clean only
they've never been the same since this is when things get serious my enemy one name
elliot you could see me and that number have got
history ever since i beat him on the assault course at an activity day one time
at the end of the day i got the trophy he hated that i'd beat him
so he took it i wasn't about to stand for that
so i took a buck so then elliott took it then jia took it back again and elliot then
jail and elliot et cetera et cetera i just wondered if you're missing anything
not what i've noticed and suddenly here he was giving it the big i am on my tooth you sure keep
it it's the useless bit of plastic the nerve found then i will except this was anything but fine
and desperate times call for desperate measures
and that meant a little trip to my old care home where elliot still lives
i've got it and i've got you so yeah it did look like i was in a tight
spot you'd have a little place called secure cause that's where you're going
good luck
i would have found a way out though given time but
i let a certain someone help out i know a back way down the fire escape let's go
someone who had seen the first hand what a nasty piece of work elliot was
and i wasn't going to let them come out on top let's get out of here so that's me the
coolest and the cleverest in short a born winner i expect you've been taking notes so
feel free to leave some feedback it's always good to hear how much of an inspiration i am to you all
actually wrong i have found that inspiring yeah i think everyone will he's inspired
me to get out of here and go for a walk to get away from me a big head for a bit
yeah good idea you take some time to think about what that superb vlog has taught you let us
you