The Spider-Man: Far From Home Trailer is about to play
But if you haven't seen Avengers: Engame yet
TONY STARK IS DEAD.
Hello, My Lovely Niblings.
I’ve got some news to share with you that I think you’ll be pretty excited about.
You guys all know I LOVE making videos on this channel.
Sometimes I want to post something shorter, like stories but I still...
... don’t want it to disappear after few hours.
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and the fact that they don’t just disappear like other places.
So I’ve actually partnered with Amino to create some of my very own stories...
... about movie bloopers, that are something I always had a passion for,...
... and also other stuff that will come to my mind in the future.
Click the link in the description or pinned YouTube comment or search for “Amino Apps"...
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and now enjoy the video.
Everywhere I go, I see his face.
This f**king sucks!
I just really miss him. ...
I just really miss him. Nobody cares!
Yeah, I miss him too.
*DESPERATE WEIRD CRYING*
I'M GAY!
Ow, my butt!
You gonna be the next Iron Man now?
Well, no, I don't have time.
I'm too busy doing YOUR job.
What!?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Look, keep up...
Ow!
I am going on vacation! ...
I am going on vacation! Nobody cares!
Heads up, Nick Fury is calling you.
Hey, Peter.
- I don't really wanna talk to him - Answer to him.
- Why? - Because if you don't talk to him, I have to talk.
I don't wanna talk to him.
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Hey, Peter.
You DO NOT ghost Nick Fury.
He's very aware of what's goin' on here, you'll see.
- What up, dorks? - What's up?
We're just talking about the trip.
Come here and say "Marco Polo"...
*SPLAT*
OW!
I think MJ really likes me.
AAAAAAAARGH! ...
AAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAARGH! ...
AAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAARGH!
*CRUNCHING NOISE*
Hey, Peter.
YAKS!!! I pick the wrong day to wear my new crockses.
This is Mr. Beck.
We could use someone like you on my world.
- Your world? ... ...
- Your world? - Your world? ...
- Your world? - Your world? - Your world?
Beck is from Earth, just not ours.
The snap tore a hole in our dimension.
That all you got?
No but thank you for asking.
- You're saying there's a multiverse? ...
- You're saying there's a multiverse? - Oh, really?
- You have a job to do. ...
- You have a job to do. - Prrr!
You're coming with us.
Surprise motherf**ker.
There's gotta be someone else you can use.
- What about Thor? ...
- What about Thor? - I'm pretty sure he's dead.
- Captain Marvel. ...
- Captain Marvel. - She's a big, fat, stupid bi...
Don't say it, Cartman.
Thunderhead?
His cape snagged on a missile fin.
Stratogale!
Cape caught in a jet turbine.
Meta-Man. Express elevator.
Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.
Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.
Black-suit Spider-Man.
Peter, these are incredible.
Then, who's the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man?
Bitch, please! You've been to space
Language.
What do you want, Peter?
I wanna go back on my trip...
- ... with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel. ...
- ... with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel. - Thanks for the picture.
-MJ, I-- ...
- MJ, I-- - ...am Spider-Man
Nope.
No! Of course I'm not--
I mean, it's...
Wrong.
Kind of obvious.
Nobody cares.
You're right, you may not be ready...
... but this is MY responsability.
- Saving the world requires sacrifice. ...
- Saving the world requires sacrifice. - GO. MYSTERIO. GO! GO, MYSTERIO. GO!
Sometimes people die.
Wait, what? ...
Wait, what? OUCH!!!
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no, no, noooooo!
I just always feel like I'm putting my friends in danger.
The world NEEDS the next Iron Man.
You going to step up or not?
Sup's on, Jacka$$.
*VERY BADLY FLUTED CLASSIC SPIDER-MAN THEME*