-You always bring us something amazing.
-I did. -What is this?
-These are called Walt-- William Dean.
It says "W.D."
So it could be "white dude" or William Dean.
-It could be an oil, yeah.
-And I brought some for you all, as well.
You might wanna look at this. -Whoa. look at this box.
-So you just open it up. -Look at this.
It just feels like a fancy -- -It is a fancy.
-Fancy. Ooh, la la. -Yeah. See that?
-Whoa. What is going on? -See that?
-What is going on? -It's candy.
[ Audience oohs ]
But I brought the guys just me.
-Oh, wait. So, wait.
-There's a couple of them in here that are me.
But I brought all y'all me.
[ Laughter ]
-Guys -- -Get eaten by the best, baby.
[ Laughter ]
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I'm the only woman that can say that.
The whole band.
[ Laughter ]
The whole band. -Thank you.
-Yes. Sorry, H.R.
Oh, I forgot we can't joke about these kinds of things anymore.
Let me get my other face on.
[ Laughter ]
-Come on. You can do whatever you want.
You can joke about whatever you want.
We love you so much. -Thank you.
-You're always wearing something very fashionable.
-Yes. -Including your shoes.
-Yeah. -Look at these.
Good Doc Martens right there.
-Yeah, these are some -- They're new ones.
And I usually don't -- You know, I love my Doc Martens,
but I don't usually sort of fall in love with these as I have.
So they're really good like that.
-And what is the jacket?
-My granddaughter does these.
She paints on clothes.
-Look at that. -Yeah, she's really good.
She's really good.
So -- -Are they for sale?
-They will be for sale, yeah.
-'Cause I have nothing. I got nothing but blank canvas.
-Give me the jacket. You'll have it in a couple of days.
-Done. All right. I'll make that happen.
-You will love it. You know what I'm doing?
I just want to tell you. I know you have two little ones.
-I do. -I'm doing sweaters again.
-I wanted to ask, 'cause they're my favorite.
-I'm also doing children's sweaters.
-The holiday sweaters? -For the holidays.
-Dude, these sweaters are unbelievable.
They're the funniest thing ever. -They are.
-Every year, you bring them on. We show them.
-Yes, but we didn't do it last year because I think I did it too late.
So I'm asking now for November.
I'm asking to be booked in November.
-Are you kidding me? Let's write this down.
-So I can bring the holiday sweaters to the band.
-November...
-'Cause everybody looked really cold.
All winter, everybody was like --
-November is Whoopi month on "The Tonight Show."
That's what I'm talking about. For the holiday sweaters.
And no unveiling of what they are yet.
How many do you put out? Four a year?
-No, no. I think I did 16 for this year, yeah.
And they're gonna be available --
-'Cause when you came the last time, you had four of them.
-Well, I did six the first time,
'cause I didn't know if anybody would have any fun with them.
But they were great fun. -It was a home run, man.
-It was good. It's all good. -We loved it.
-Yeah, now I'm making clothes and shirts and stuff.
You know, if you don't marry well...
Oh, stop. No, no, no.
-No, no. You got to keep working.
This is no joke.
If you're not marrying a millionaire,
your ass gonna be working, all right?
Even if you marry -- Listen.
Marrying a millionaire is no good anymore.
You gotta get a billionaire. You know what I mean?
So I feel like the idea of having to work that hard
to get a billionaire, it's not so interesting.
So I'd rather do stuff to get it on my own.
-You do all sorts of fun stuff.
-I know, but nothing to make money.
-Yeah. Would you ever go back to Broadway?
-Actually, I'm thinking about it, yeah.
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-That would be -- -It would be lots of fun.
-I want to see it. It's a lot of work.
-Yes. It is a lot of work, but you know...
-And then, I gotta say, I watch "The View" all the time.
And it's a great job, but it's a tricky job.
It's different than what we do.
'Cause we come out, I read jokes, and we do bits,
and we listen to music and stuff like that.
And we -- I have The Roots, a band.
Your show, you have to just have a view on any topic, all topics,
and you gotta get up early in the morning and have a point of view.
And I go, "Man, that's just too much work."
I mean, sometimes I go, "I don't have a point yet.
I just woke up."
-Well, it is -- I mean, you know, oftentimes
if you're looking at me, you know I don't have a point, either.
But this is my job. That's what they pay me to do.
And so, before y'all start tweeting
and send me all that stuff, I don't care what you think.
This is my job. -Yes.
-This is what I do for a living. -That's what you have to do.
-They ask me to do and give you my opinion.
Now, you can always turn me off, which is very easy to do.
Many people have done it.
But, you know, you have to keep a conversation going.
-I think it's a tricky, tricky, tricky job.
-It's very tricky. -All of you do it so well.
It's a fantastic show. -Half the country hate --
On any given day, half the country hates us.
-Yep. Oh, yeah. -And we hear it.
And sometimes people get cross-hate.
So you get hate from both sides.
-How can there be -- No.
-I'm just getting crankier. -No! But it's good!
I gotta say, you do, and you ride the line.
You're funny, but you have to have points on everything
from political stuff to just pop stuff.
And it's just tricky, and I think you do such a great job.
And you actually have some news about "The View."
-Oh, yeah.
So, last year when you asked me, I said, "No, no, I'm done."
And my daughter called me, and she said,
"I really don't think it should be this year.
I think you need to give it another year, because, you know,
we just had this new election,
and who knows what's going to happen.
So I'd like you to stick around."
So when they asked me again,
I said, "Well, okay, I will do one more."
-So you're staying for one more year.
-One more year, yeah.
-One more year, Whoopi will be with -- on the --
-Yeah. [ Laughs ]