- Wow, this pizza's so good.
- You're eating so much lipstick right now.
- I don't even care.
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- Can long lasting lipstick stand up to your favorite pizza?
- Oh. - We're about to find out.
And we're also gonna eat lunch cause we're starving.
- Yes. Let us fucking eat lunch.
- I love lipstick, I love pizza,
but I don't like lipstick on pizza.
It makes me want to puke.
- I feel like every matte lipstick comes off when you eat.
Bring in the pizza, bring in the lipstick, let's go.
It feels like nothing is on my lips,
because it's that drying.
- I guess that's good because like pizza's wet.
- Alright, pizza. Phew.
- I'm gonna get real lippy with the next bite.
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No transfer.
- Oh.
- Uh-oh.
Got a little bit of green on there, looks like mold.
There's a full ring of my mouth.
Pizza great, lipstick great, Macarena great.
Let me see. - This hasn't budged.
- Wow, I would give this a four.
For me it's almost perfect it's
just this bleeding down here.
It looks like I didn't really eat.
- Yeah I think I give this like a 4.5,
just because I don't believe in perfection.
- It is a little dry but I think that's
what helps against greasy food.
- Look at me, I look like someone's auntie.
This is, like, cemented on.
- Okay, well I personally like this one
better than the Too Faced already.
Alright, slice two here we go.
My lips look glossy, but it's from the grease.
- Look at it, I did not come for this.
I think over all I would give this a two,
because it obviously came off around the inside of my lips.
- I was gonna give it a 3.5,
transfer onto the pizza was almost nothing for me.
- That's true.
- Which is wild.
Nothing came off, that's insane.
So far this one smells the best.
Oh, this is not gonna look good on me.
- I'm proud to be an American.
- Yours is so bright it looks amazing.
You look like an alien and I look like a corpse.
We're on our third slice.
No, so this is my gray lip
on my pizza.
That's some purple pizza.
- That's what I call an illegal transfer.
So I'm gonna rate NYX a two because it's bleeding
a little bit, it transferred a lot onto my pizza but
this is always a good place
to start off with weird colors.
- I would give the NYX liquid suede a three
cause when I looked down at my pizza I
literally had the most transfer of any.
It actually looks great.
- [Girls] Oh, Stila.
- Oh, this feels like butter.
If brown makes you look like an auntie,
what does pink make you look like?
- My uncle who was a drag queen.
- She hates this color so much, she can't get past it
and actually put this experiment to test.
- Wow. - What?
Nothing.
- Oh.
- We got some purple.
- I love that color on you.
- What, how'd that happen?
What are you doing?
- I didn't even bite my nail.
Alright, maybe greasy food is not up to Stila standards.
I'm gonna give it a three.
It's very pigmented, it feels great on your lips
but it came off on my pizza.
- I would give Stila three out of five.
It got all over the pizza
and it started bleeding in the sides of my mouth.
- This like glides on.
- This one's the most moisturizing so far.
It's so sticky I'm, like, afraid the
cheese will get stuck to my mouth.
Here we go with number five.
I have no transfer.
- I mean nothing's coming off
but I'm not sure if anything is on.
- Am I even wearing anything right now?
- I don't know.
- Maybe that's the trick.
- I am going to give Revlon a two.
This isn't a liquid lipstick, its more like a stain.
- I would give the Revlon ColorStay
Ultimate Liquid Lipstick a two out of five.
I wouldn't suggest going for a sticky
mouth situation before you're about to eat.
Oh yeah I look crazy.
- This lipstick is very smooth.
Yours is bright as fuck.
- Wait yours looks like something you would wear.
It's the last slice.
You can see the pink on it.
This is like the end of the marathon.
I give Makeup Revolution London lipstick a
one out of five.
This one came off the easiest all over the pizza.
- I give this a one, based on the fact that,
it just didn't stay as long,
you can definitely see the inside of my lip.
Bonus round.
- Since our highest rated lipstick was
the Melted Matte from Too Faced,
we're taking it to the next level
and we're gonna eat some chicken wings.
- Whoah. - Look at this transfer.
Chicken wings are one of the hardest
and messiest things to eat,
but if you looked at my face does
it look like I ate something?
- Fuck no, you look fresh as hell.
- What do you think? - I think you could tell.
- Yeah you can tell in the middle there.
- Knowing how well this Too Faced lipstick lasts,
I would definitely come back to this brand
and I think I probably will.
- I would absolutely be willing to give this a shot.
I love it.
It can hold up against pizza but chicken wings, not so much.
- You know what, I eat more pizza
than I do chicken wings anyway.
So Too Faced I'm with ya.
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