My god. 我的天哪
Homeslice pizza is amazing. Homeslice 的披萨真是太赞了
Thank you for the recommendation. 谢谢你的推荐
I know, right? 我就说了很赞吧
It's excellent every time. 每次吃都会让我更爱这里
I've got the 'Al Pastor' here. 这是你们点的'墨西哥牧羊人'披萨
Yeah. 是的
Hey, Mamahuhu. 嘿 马马虎虎
I'm a fan. 我是你们的粉丝
Awesome, thanks. 很棒 谢谢
Dude, aren’t you a bit full? 兄弟 你还没感觉到饱吗？
No. 没有啊
See, once I have one style of pizza 你看 一次吃一个口味的披萨
I like to eat all other styles of pizza too 我也喜欢吃所有其他口味的披萨
just to really complete that culinary circle. 必须要全部吃到才完整啊
One more 'Al Pastor,' please! 请再来一份'墨西哥牧羊人'披萨
Yo Matt, where's all this food going? 唷 Matt 你吃的食物都到哪去了
Hyper metabolism. 过度代谢掉了啊
Yeah, gotta keep the tank full at all times. 是啊 必须要时刻饱饱的
I love pizza, but don't you think 我爱吃披萨 但你不认为
maybe throw a salad in there or something? 可能加点沙拉什么的会更好么？
What would be the point of me 对我来说没什么意义啊
being able to eat anything I want and not get fat? 因为我能吃任何想要的东西而且不会发胖
Aren't you worried about getting a heart attack? 难道你不担心会心脏病吗
But if I have a heart attack 但是 如果我有心脏病
then I just jump back on the metro. 然后我只要回到地铁就好了
Matt,
if I was you I would take it easy. 如果我是你 我会悠着点
A mate of mine, he died of a stroke recently. 我一个朋友 他最近因为中风死亡
Oh, that is a bummer. 哦 真是太可惜了
It must of been at least two hours before he got home. 他一定要花两小时才能到家
Actually, at this time of day 实际上 在这个时间
probably more. 也可能更多
I think all the pizza has gone to Matt's head. 我觉得Matt应该是吃太多披萨导致思想错乱了吧
No, I heard you. 不 我理解你说的
It wouldn’t be so tragic 它不会那么惨
if you could at least take the MagLev, 至少你可以坐磁悬浮
but I am not paying 50RMB every time I respawn. 但每次重生我都不会支付50元人民币
Respawn? 重生？
What? 我没听错吧？
Are you trying to tell me 你不会是要告诉我
that you guys have never died in China before? 你们之前从未在中国挂过吗？
Well, I almost did thanks to you. 是啊 我差点要挂了还要谢谢你了
Relax, alright, at least you got a reception. 放松 好吧 至少你有一个哀悼会
Alright, I've died a bunch of times and... 好吧 我已经死了很多次 然后...
Where's my reception, hmm? 那我的哀悼会在哪里 嗯？
Where's my party, Andy? 我的派对呢 Andy?
Huh? 嗯？
Adam?
Anyway, 话说回来
I think the first time was when... 我想第一次是在....
What the!? 我的个去
Then after that, I believe it was... 然后在那之后 我相信它是
MagLev, taxi, subway, god! 磁悬浮 出租车 地铁 我的天
Wait! Oh my god, 等等！我的天啊
you committed suicide!? 你自杀了!?
Accidentally, 那是偶然啊
to stop my family from coming to visit. 为了阻止我的家人来旅游
The really annoying this was 最烦的是
I had to reinstall WeChat and Alipay. 我不得不重新安装微信和支付宝
Total bummer. 太麻烦了
Oh my god, 我的天啊
I literally had no idea you went through that. 我真的不知道你还经历过那个
That's alright man, 说的没错啊
you weren't here those times, 那时候你不在这里
no big deal. 没什么大不了
I think Matt's confusing his life with Jumanji. 我认为Matt将他的生活与勇敢者的游戏混为一谈
Um, no I'm not. 嗯 我并没有
Uh, also come on Adam 嗯 还有你别忘了 Adam
you were there for one of them. 其中的一次你也在那里
He's going to need some hot water. 他会需要些热水
Oh! 噢
Then there was the time at Christmas... 然后是圣诞节...
Ah I gotta take the subway! 啊 我得坐地铁!
You remember everything, 你记得所有事情
but you're dressed exactly as you were 但你会穿得和你
when you first arrived in China. 第一次来中国时一模一样
Every single time. 每一次
It is super annoying. 这太烦人了
What!? 什么？
That is insane. 那太疯狂了
Wait, so you're telling me that 等等 所以你告诉我
when you die you just respawn, 当你死后你会重生
like a couple of moments later? 就像在几分钟后？
Yeah. 是啊
Actually, I died twice in one day once. 实际上 我曾在一天内死过两次
Come come come! 来 来 来！
Xinjiang lamb skewers! 新疆的羊肉串哦
How many people, sir? 先生 一共几个人
Ah, yeah I just died 啊 我刚死了
so I need a taxi back. 所以我需要打车回去
Come come come! 来 来 来！
Xinjiang lamb skewers! 新疆的羊肉串哦
How can you guys not know this? 这你们怎么会都不知道?
When you die in China, you respawn at Pudong Airport. 每当你死在这里 都会在浦东机场重生
This is common knowledge. 常识啊
No it's not common knowledge! 这哪是常识!
It's like a 这简直是超能力啊!
like a super power or something. 这简直是超能力啊!
Alright, 好吧
Slow down for a second. 我们放慢一点
Explain to me, 和我解释一下
explain to us 和我们解释
exactly how this works, 究竟是如何运作的
please. 求你了
Well, 好吧
You know how being here seems to foster 你们知道 我们在这久而久之
this unshakable feeling that you’re pressing some kind of 会感到一种强烈的感觉
existential pause button 就好像我们在暂停我们的生活节奏
that’s delaying your return to your home country 不断地推迟回国打算
and resuming your “life”? 逃避所谓的真正生活?
Yeah, well I guess it's kind of like that. 我觉得应该跟这有关系
Perks of a working holiday. 就是打工度假的副作用吧
Working holiday? 工作假期？
You've been here for 10 years. 你来这里已经10年了
Wait, you're telling me 等等 你在告诉我
if I died right now. 如果我现在死了
I would just 我会马上
respawn at Pudong airport? 在浦东机场重生吗？
Yeah but it would really mess up the rest of your day. 是的 但是你的一天剩下的时间真的很糟糕
For example, this one time 就像 这一次
I was dating this really beautiful woman. 我在和这个非常美丽的女人约会
And she was asking me 然后她问我
How, old... 你 多大....
It doesn't matter what she was asking me, but 她问我什么并不重要 但是
So I died, 所以我死了
I respawned at Pudong airport, 我在浦东机场重生了
I went straight back to that cafe 我直接回到那家咖啡馆
and she was gone, 然后她已经走了
she was like, long gone. 她就像 早已不复存在
Are you mental!? 你疯了吗!?
Death is no joke. 死可不能开玩笑
Well, I mean... 好吧 我的意思是...
with all due respect, Andy 我尊重你的意见 Andy
if you don't believe me 如果你不相信我
why don't you have a try? 你为什么不试试呢？
Are you suggesting I kill myself? 你在建议我自杀吗？
You know what, guys 你懂我的意思啊
I'm out of here. 我要走了
Death is no joke 死不是开玩笑的
and you guys are creeping me out. 你们吓到我了
I'll do it. 我会愿意一试
Yeah, I mean... 是啊 我的意思是...
of course I'm not going to kill you, Andy 当然 我不会杀了你 Andy
But I'll... 但是 我会...
I'll kill myself. 我会杀我自己
Yeah. 是啊
no, no, no, no, no. 不不不不不
Any second now. 会出现在任何一秒钟
Woah! 喔哦
Hey! 嘿！
Oh, awesome. 哦 太赞了
Yo, I got my shirt, I thought I lost this. 唷 我找到了我这件衣衬衫 我还认为丢了
Now do you believe me, guys? 你们现在相信我了吧？
Jesus. 天哪
You know, I can't believe I had to take a taxi out here, 你知道 我不敢相信我要乘出租车离开这里
I should have just killed myself, 我应该先杀了自己
I could have got here faster. 我本可以更快到这里的
I can't believe I just came back to life. 我不敢相信我又活过来了
Yeah, well... 是啊 所以...
the problem is 问题是
why has it always got to be Pudong? 为什么每次都是在浦东？
why can't it be Hongqiao? 为什么不在虹桥？
It would be way easier, you know what I mean? 那样会更方便些 你懂我的意思对吧？
Who's making these rules!? 谁定的这些规矩!?
I don't know. 我不知道啊
Who's doing that? 谁在定这个规矩？
I got my hair back. 我之前的头发又回来了
It's real, bro. It's real. 是真的 兄弟 是真的
Come on, let's go. 来吧 我们走
Ah, now we've got to take a taxi back. 呃 我们现在要乘出租车回去了
That sucks. 太讨厌了
Subway? 地铁吗？
Yeah, yeah. 好啊 好啊
Have you ever been on the MagLev? 你坐过磁悬浮吗？
No. 没有
Try the MagLev then. 那我们就坐磁悬浮吧
Let's check that out. 那我们走吧
Uh, one Buffalo Chicken, please. 呃 请给我一份布法罗鸡披萨
Sure, no problem. 好的 没问题
Okay. 好的
Alipay? Cool, I'll scan you. 支付宝吗？ 酷 我来扫你
Buffalo chicken for this guy! 布法罗鸡披萨给这位先生
Is that pizza sauce? 那个是披萨酱吗？
Is it what? 那是什么？
Um, yeah, if you want it to be. 呃 是啊 如果你认为是的话