- "I wanna eat your (beep) in the drive thru at Wendy's."
Okay, not...
First of all, Phillip doesn't eat fast food.
(lighthearted music)
- I am the mother of Phillip. My name is Vicky.
- And I'm Phillip, the son of Vicky.
- Now that he's been home,
I guess I would pick up on clues if things were happening.
Feel like I have a pretty good idea
if he's, yeah, got a relationship going on.
that your mom didn't know about?
- I told my parents, like, "Hey, I'm bringing someone over,"
and not telling them what I'm doing
but just the fact that somebody is coming over.
- I don't wanna sound like a douche when I say it,
but I think girls come to me.
- Okay. Yeah.
"You're literally a solid 10."
I don't think you would rate a person with a number.
If someone was sending it to me, I'd be put off by it.
I don't like the rating numbers.
(both laugh)
- Well, okay, just because...
I don't like doing this.
Of course, I'm gonna say he's a 10.
I think he's the greatest guy.
"No wonder the sky is grey in Seattle today,
"all the blue is in your eyes."
Would you be inclined to say something as poetic as this?
- Would I? I dunno.
- "I wanna eat your ass in the drive thru at Wendy's."
Okay, first of all, Phillip doesn't eat fast food.
(both laugh)
- That's what she points out.
- Yeah, no. I mean, it's...
- Do you know what it means?
- Well, I don't know, go down on somebody?
Is that what that means?
- Partially, yeah.
- Okay. I mean, yeah.
Oh, boy.
"Are you a beaver? Cause damn!"
- Gosh.
- Yeah, this isn't Phillip either.
I would say number two.
"No wonder the sky is grey in Seattle,
"all the blue is in your eyes"?
- Whoo!
Oh, wow. Nice job, Phillip.
- Yeah, no, nice job, you.
- Yeah, like I said, a little more poetic than I thought.
- I try.
- "I have to know...
"have you ever fantasized about being naughty
"in the library?"
He did say in college, he liked to study in the library.
- Oh, come on. Anyone could say that.
- Honestly, I have not, no. Have you?
(Vicky gasps)
Ohh. - Oh my gosh.
- All right, spill the beans.
- It was with your father when we were dating.
(both laugh)
- Yeah, it was a public library, and yeah (laughs).
I'll just say that.
Okay.
"I'm just trying to meet a nice girl. Are you her?"
That could be you, yeah.
"I'm glad we can relate to morning birdwatching,
"which of their songs do you like the most?"
This kind of reminds me of the other, the sky, the blue.
So maybe this could be you.
Maybe he's just a little more old fashioned
and takes it slower. (laughs)
"You're pretty AF, just thought I would shoot my shot."
What does that mean?
"Just thought I would shoot my shot?"
- Oh, come on. You know it.
- Well, probably,
the point where a guy can't hold it anymore.
- No.
- No!
- I should have just said it for her.
- You should have 'cause now I'm totally embarrassed.
- The third one.
"I'm glad we can relate to morning birdwatching,
"which of their songs do you like the most?"
- Whoo! - Dang.
- Two for two.
- Yeah. Told you.
Okay.
"You're as cute as a burrito."
I don't think that would come from you
as something you'd say to somebody.
"If we could spend the weekend together
"anywhere in Washington, where would it be?"
Possibly, yeah.
The third one is, "Family is super important to me,
"how about you?"
Well, that definitely could be Phillip. (laughs)
"I can be your side piece if you let me."
I don't even know what that means.
Yeah, what is a side piece?
You have to tell me. I'm not gonna try to guess.
- I actually, I dunno, I'm taking a jab at it.
- Oh, right.
- Maybe I just dropped a hint right there.
- Yeah.
So out of those four, definitely number three.
"Family is super important to me, how about you?"
- No! You guys fooled me.
What? Okay.
- You thought I was all family man.
- Is it the weekend?
- Yeah.
- "If you could spend the weekend together..."
Oh, wow.
that you have sent to him.
- Okay.
- Which one. Okay.
- So the first one is, "You're a total hunk" heart face.
I honestly haven't heard that word come out of her mouth,
"hunk," in probably 10 years.
"It's so nice out.
"How about we grab some food somewhere
"and then go play tennis."
Yeah, I could definitely see this one as being the pick.
"Are you trying to get nasty?"
Well, unless I don't know that side of their relationship,
that's definitely not it.
Have you ever said something like this before?
- Maybe a long time ago. (laughs)
Not recently.
Back in my other life.
- "Let's rock out tonight" exclamation mark.
I'm going with the second one.
- All right.
- I guess so.
Do you think I had game?
Do you think I had a chance to pick up girls
with those comments?
- Yeah, I think,
'cause it's showing your authentic self.
He's good natured.
He's thoughtful, considerate,
also very handsome and (laughs)
nice-looking.
- All right. - It's true.