TOP 10 EMBARRASSING VIDEO GAME ACHIEVEMENTS PART 2
Welcome back to top 10 gaming!
And look what’s back, too!
The top 10 embarrassing video game achievements, here for a part two.
So in case you didn’t catch our part one of this list, or you’re just new to the
world of gaming, let me catch you up to speed.
Video games have achievements.
Those achievements vary wildly.
But sometimes, those achievements can be granted because of something embarrassing you, the
player, did.
Or failed to do.
And we here at top 10 gaming are devoted to making fun of that, amongst other things.
Like I guess being informative, or whatever.
So now that we know what’s what, let’s jump in!
10 Welcome to 2047 Command and Conquer 3 Alright, from the initial sounds of it, doesn’t
seem like too bad of an achievement?
Except then you realize what that 2047 means - you’ve pressed the A button 2047 times.
Not cumulatively, but all in a row.
If you’re one of those people who have nabbed this achievement, well hey, that’s a thing
you did.
9 Afraid - F.E.A.R First Encounter Assault Recon
Finish a multiplayer game with a negative score.And how does one accomplish that?
By sucking so hard that you’ve killed yourself more times that killing others.
Now if you’re hunting for this achievement, it’s pretty easy to get - just kill yourself.
Be creative.
Stand still.
Run into your opponents.
You’ll come up with something, I’m sure.
8 Press Start to Play - The Simpsons Game Literally that.
Press start to play.
So how is this embarrassing?
Well, similar to a number we mentioned on the last part of our list concerning Dark
Souls 2, this achievement isn’t innately embarrassing, but if you never score any other
achievements, well, yep, little shameful there.
At least with Dark Souls 2 theres that whole ‘its a hard game argument.’
This is The Simpsons Game, you guys.
7 Horse Puncher - Darkest of Days I actually think this is pretty funny.
Remember friends, violence towards animals is wrong.
Virtual violence towards anything is way more acceptable though.
Or at least according to social norms.
ANYWAY!
Horse Puncher is from Darkest of Days, and happens when, you guessed it, PUNCH A HORSE
IN THE FACE!
This just means that you felt the need to punch a horse instead of, yknow, playing the
game, and hit it SO HARD that you killed it.
6 Blitz: The League 2 - Testikill Ah, wordplay.
Ain’t it great?
So Testikill is an achievement you get when you’ve ruptured 10 scrotums in any mode
of play in the game.
Cause, that’s how you play football, right?
Getting this achievement means you’ve had to watch this visual 10 TIMES, so, well, make
what you will of that.
There’s only so many splooge sound effects one can endure.
5 Seriously 2.0 - Gears of War 2 Venturing into the land of ‘dude, maybe
you’ve been playing this too long’, we have the Seriously 2.0 achievement.
Now, consider this - completing the campaign to this game will approximately pull in around
3000 kills.
Decent amount, right?
Well, in order to get this achievement, you need to have raked up 100,000 kills.
So all things considered, that is a ridiculous amount of time devoted to this game.
Of course, worth noting that some players on youtube found faster ways of achieving
this, but if you go about getting this the old fashion way, well…. but maybe go outside
for some fresh air every now and then?
4 Portal 2 - You Made Your Point In Portal 2 on the first puzzle of Chapter
8, if you stand still and refuse to do the puzzle, you can score this achievement - called
You Made Your Point.
Personally, I don’t think this is one that should be considered embarrassing.
If anything, well done.
There’s something to be said about committing to a joke, friends.
That being said, if you got this one accidentally, well, that’s a tad embarrassing.
But at least you can lie and tell all your friends it’s because you did a funny thing
and you’re a low key comical genius.
Hey, they might even believe you.
3 Sexting Seems like Metal Gear Solid 2 is full of these
achievement gems, isn’t it?
If you recall from our previous list, we told you about the Snake Beater achievement, and
while this achievement - titled Sexting - may not be as embarrassing or hilarious as Snake
Beater - or aptly named, let’s be honest - this one is still pretty great in it’s
own way.
So you can score yourself the Sexting achievement by sending Otacon a picture of the marine
with no pants on.
Note that after you snap the photo, Snake needs to say the word “good” in order
for this to work.
Also note, there’s some pretty funny dialogue from Otacon if you take as many photos of
inappropriate photos you find.
2 Turd Burglar Speaking of games that we talked about on
our previous list, we’ve got another one from Duke Nukem Forever.
Turd burglar.
So how does one accomplish this?
Well, you need to find AND steal a piece of poop.
But where does one acquire poop?
You can find what you’re looking for in the toilets on the first level.
And once you’re carrying around your turd, you can even throw it too.
Ah yes, gaming at it’s finest.
1 The First Prayed Answered And lastly, on our list of shame is an achievement
that not only taints your trophy room but also adds reasonable doubt to your character.
Unless of course you’re doing it for shits and giggles.
In which case, yeah, sure, I’m sure we can all see the humour in that.
So, this achievement, titles The First Prayer Answered is from Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus.
For context, the game itself is one where you’re playing a school girl trying to strip
off other school girls clothes.
And some other narrative stuff but quite frankly, that’s the bare bones of it.
Anyway, if you buy into the panty lottery in the game, you can win panties, and this
achievement is handed out the very first time you do so.
There we go!
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I’ve been Kelly Paoli for top 10 gaming and I’ll catch you all in the next one.