What are you doing? Oh my gosh.
Yes!
Hey baby, do you want to learn some English words?
What if I tell you your fly in undone? Sir your fly is undone.
I just want to take a moment to give you a little tour of our hotel here in nowheresville Japan.
I'm serious when I say a little tour. Basically this is our hallway.
Yep, this is how we have to get around.
Too small. Yep. Good job. You did it. Too small.
Here's the bathroom. That's literally the entire bathroom.
The toilet is separate from the shower.
That's it. You've seen it. There's the door out.
I can't say I'm going to miss this little hotel room. Probably nothing going to miss it.
I'll remember it though as the smallest hotel room I've ever stayed in for sure.
Here we go.
So here we are at a small village in Japan. This is a tourist attraction, but I imagine many years ago
it was actually... some sort of village. I don't even know about the place I'm visiting.
Oh my gosh. I'm the worst tour guide ever. Hello sir.
That doesn't sound very Japanese to me.
Maybe I'm just crazy.
You deserve a better introduction to this place than that. Let me get my narrator voice going.
Shirakawago is located in Gifu Prefecture, Japan, in the area known as Chubu.
It is a small village with only 1,630 people.
It doesn't even have a high school and it only has one convivence store.
But this area has attracted people from all over Japan and all over the world since
becoming a world heritage site with it's famous "gassho zukuri"
which are the characteristically thick thatched roofs seen throughout the town.
This place is especially popular with people in Japan. They come from other areas as it's nature is
just simply overhelming. People just lose their xxx.
What are you doing? Oh my gosh.
Yeah, he hasn't left his house is a very long time. So, this was necessary for him.
For his mental sanity. You can see he's kind of losing it already.
He's going nuts. Hey hey, going nuts.
And now back to our sexy seductive narration of things that you can see in Japan.
While this are is good to see in all four seasons, it's especially famous for it's Christmas illumination.
But if you come in any other season be careful of the rain. I know that well.
These are some steep stairs. Let's do it.
This place is a little bit creepy.
Didn't they make an anime about this village. It was a murder mystery anime and people were getting killed here.
I can see why.
Look at this guy. He's just a farmer in his traditional clothes, but he looks like he could be the town murderer.
They've got all these hole and trap doors all over the place like they were locking people up 300 years ago.
So I think we're good. I think it's time to get out of the haunted village house of horror.
It's not raining anymore.
Well, people sure like to drive fast on this road.
Holy crap there's some leadfoots out here.
And it's not raining now. Finally not raining for a moment.
When I go up here it's pretty close.
Everything seems to be pretty short in this place.
Too short.
Yeah, you're too tall.
Even the Japanese guy thinks it's too low.
Even the Japanese guy is hitting his head on this ceiling here. How about this one?
(Japanese) Can't move.
Wait wait wait. Let's do your height test.
Boom.
Yeah, I'm ok. That's a little door. That door is small.
Don't bump your head.
There's a place where you can walk. Yeah! You can actually walk.
Do you feel comfortable now?
We sure know how to pick the days don't we? We picked a great day. Let's go out on a rainy day again.
Hey baby, do you want to learn some English words?
Didn't I teach you a lot so far?
I didn't teach you that. You learned that from somebody else.
Ok, let's have a test.
I'm going to teach you some English or see if you know these words. Are you ready?
The first one. What if I tell you your fly is undone?
Sir, your fly is undone.
That could be kind of an embarrassing mistake if someone tells you that in America and you're not sure what it means.
What if somebody tells you "Wow Tommy, you're really shredded."
You're really ripped. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
You're really shredded. Tommy is shredded.
Yeah if you're shredded you shouldn't be depressed. You should be happy.
Shredded. Tommy are you shredded?
Yes! Let me see your abs.
Oh you know this one. Junk in the trunk. Big xxx.
He got it right.
I see that you ate the last mochi while I was not looking. That's a little sneaky of you.
He has no regret on his face.
I wanted the last one. The last bite is the sweetest one. You ate it.
Yes!
This is real authentic stuff.
If you were wondering in Japan they drink miso soup like this with no spoon.
Just drink it right out of the bowl. That's the proper way to do it.
Normally I wouldn't film this kind of thing, but I just walked into the bathroom and had a really weird experience.
I know that never sounds good when someone says that.
I just walked into the bathroom and had a really weird experience.
Seriously, this is the woman's bathroom right and why is there a urinal in the girl's bathroom?
But then there's like soap here and paper towel so I figured it out. It's gotta be a sink.
That is a sink. So you wash your hands right here. Don't pee in there.
Do not pee in there. That's not what that's for.
But I can imagine an American guy walking in here and thinking "Wow the urinals are really small in Japan."
It's really empty. Except that guy.
I just saw the world's smallest urinal.
Hey, you can sit next to me.
We seem to have this whole entire thing to ourselves. No people.
That is a very empty Shinkansen. There are no people. Who leaves on a Saturday?
Nobody. People that are ready to go home. That dealt with the rain for 3 days.