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this is the australian open practice
facility I've set aside a quarter you
know for my match
I don't know who I'm playing but it's
whoever you know I'm saying
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at home this is what you need to know
right whenever you want to do something
on the next level
you got to do what the people who do it
great do imitation is the first step to
massive mastery and success right so I'm
looking and he has his head on backwards
I'm gonna put my head on backwards
you got it imitate before you began with
the Quincy Jones used to say hold up
Quincy say what was the phrase imitate
and then when you create something new
when you you uh Dan what's the word but
we're getting get that back from me
Dylan I'll cop to help me out here and
he's about to you know he's on basically
he said he's so good that he could make
me a pro in like three lessons so this
is my first of three lessons before I go
pro
now that was Stefan someone was wrong
that was a broken ball do we have a
racket that's not broken
okay for me to like the kind of player
that I am right like I need to have need
to pace I need it like you know this
little stuff and the little serves and
all of that but I want a 60 mile an hour
fastball you want a hundred like if it's
not if it's not a hundred hundred and
ten it's like a point it doesn't kick I
don't kick into that next gear now I'll
tell you this one's about 160 170 mom so
talk to your man cuz he's low on 150
miles the man well he's pulling if I'm
if I'm a grown get my security I need my
security on the side immune system test
anyone gets hurt
what happened what happened it sound
like a gunshot and uh I think he's
shooting at me okay so this is everybody
on everybody on my team is about to try
to return to serve because they were
laughing at me okay
the green thing you suppose which I hit
the green thing
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see everybody was laughing at me
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we got you my new doubles partner
Godzilla no cutting Will Smith in the
building we'll check doubles team
absolutely no wheelchair doubles team in
the world come from from music right so
we gotta have a name like we just can't
be you know what about wheeling and
dealing wheeling and dealing
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it's not willing and Dylan Australian
Open 2018
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Jenna's seven did an interview with you
before the tournament they asked you it
was a movie made about Nick curiosity
life who would play Nick who would you
like to play what was your answer
honestly when I when I saw him out here
I was so nervous no joke people think
I'm cool but I just wanted him to think
I was like the coolest person is he cool
can we get a thumbs up ladies and
gentlemen all right this is this is
really awkward
this is our was just walking down with
Australian Open he was just walking in
the back and somebody's just standing
around with like I think is that a ha
what is that what Joe a wedge tailed
eagle and you have it back here why wow
that's kind of cool so it scares the
seagulls off of the court at night
keep smacking me in my head that's
breathe
oh wait so you said when you say scared
the seagulls away what happens if one of
them actually doesn't get away fast
enough
so
that was Australian code so we send this
big-ass eagle out to kill the out
all the seagulls so they don't mess up
our Australian Open
cuz that burger scare the seagulls away
it doesn't chase - seagulls away it
kills all the damn seagulls out there
when the hell you ever seen a seagull be
able to get away from friggin bald eagle
like that's like like an apex predator
bird pepper could kill us human
The Seagull that get in the way
hey pickles ain't getting away from that
thing bird she's talking to me like I'm
one of the kids you're not I mean one of
the kids
oh this bird and then with the birds all
the birds love each other and what they
do is this bird scares like a scarecrow
you know you put a scarecrow up and it
scares the bird away not ain't no damn
scarecrow that's a killer that's a
killer Eagle it's like the Sharks
of the air
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