“But Brexit means Brexit.”
“You lost, like, get over it.”
“This was a victory for ordinary people.”
“No more bloody EU bureaucrats.”
We like bureaucrats.
Ok “No more EU bureaucrats, no more straight bananas.
I hate straight bananas.
I mean what do you use a straight banana for?”
I can think of a few things.
Ooh.
“Brexit means Breaxit” Breakfast means breakfast.
Whey.
But when Theresa does it, it’s like “Brexit means Brexit.”
Brexit derived their campaign slogan from the idea of celebrity couples just like putting
two words together, like Kimye.
The word Brexit has become so meaningless.
Yeah.
It doesn’t refer to a soft Brexit or a hard Brexit.
When we say soft and hard, it begins to sound like a porno.
Yeah, I think we need a smooth Brexit.
Yeah, love that.
It’s not hard, it’s not soft, it’s…
Medium.
No, it’s Brexit.
Ooh.
“Stop being a Remoaner” It’s more of the kind of playground talk.
No.
“Nah nah nah nah.”
If you lost, you’re not going to be gas, you’re not going to be like “Brap brap
yes.”
I think the problem is that people think the debate is done now, like we’ve had Brexit
and that’s a done deal.
We’re the generation that moans most, because we’re the generation that’s getting fucked
most.
We don’t have the guaranteed pensions that they have, we’re not going to have the retirement
age they have, we have expensive houses to buy, we don’t have the free education they
had.
I’m moaning and I am moaning, because it’s hard, like it’s really hard.
Ok.
“It’s a victory for the ordinary people.”
The ordinary people.
Who are the ordinary people?
I’m an ordinary person and I don’t feel like it’s necessarily a victory for me.
I feel like Britain is a country of weirdos, I don’t think there’s any ordinary people
here.
I don’t understand why people are trying to make it a class issue or an educated versus
uneducated issue.
What I’d really like is a politician who brings us all together, who says you know,
“Let’s stop talking about elites, let’s stop talking about ordinary people, let’s
start talking about Britain as a nation.”
Yeah it hinders debate for sure.
Just because you drink beer, does not make you ordinary.
I mean in comparison to running through fields of wheat…then?
That never gets old.
“We’re full.”
No we’re not.
We’re definitely not.
There’s space in my mum’s house if you need it.
Immigration and this idea of being full has been scapegoated by politicians for poor policy.
We haven’t invested properly in our public services, we haven’t invested in our schools,
in our NHS.
The NHS is run mostly by people who are immigrants, we take a lot of nurses from Spain and Eastern
Europe.
Yeah very true.
We have a skills shortage across loads of different industries and the EU fundamentally
helps us bridge that gap.
We’re not full, there’s plenty of space.
Geographical and physical space in this country.
If things are full up, if schools are full up, if hospitals are full up, we need to build
more.
“The nation has spoken.”
This one makes me so, so mad.
You’ve got 17.4 million people who decided for 65 million people what was going to happen.
And also just this idea that this vote has happened so that everything that happens after
it, we just have to go along with is such bullshit.
I think the nation has spoken, but I don’t think the nation should've been allowed to
speak in the first place.
Oh interesting.
The nation hasn’t spoken, because it hasn’t spoken with one voice.
I think people should have been allowed to speak, but it should've been more specific,
because saying we want to leave the EU is so bloody vague.
And like the top thing on Google the day after was like, “What is the EU?”
I think it was a crazy position to put people in really, to expect them to vote on an in
out referendum.
Like you were saying earlier with no terms…
It’s David Cameron’s fault, let’s blame David Cameron.
It was David Cameron.
It’s all David Cameron’s fault.
“You didn't fight hard enough.”
I think we fought badly.
I don't think we didn't fight hard enough.
The remain campaign were a bit comfy.
Honestly, I thought we had it in the bag as well.
Same.
I did.
Because everyone around me was campaigning and posting.
Oh you were.
Yeah.
I was and all of my friends were.
I definitely didn't fight hard enough.
Shame on you.
This is your fault.
“Aren’t you proud to be British?”
Yeah I’m very very very very very proud to be British.
Yeah.
Yes I am proud to be British, but what does being proud of being British have to do with
Brexit.
I love being part of the EU.
I’m proud to be British, I’m proud to be English, but I am a European.
It doesn’t mean I feel European, I feel British.
Can I not be proud of my Britishness and also…
And value Europe?
Yeah.
You know British values are about working with other people as well and I think we can
still do that.
We’re a little bit stingy, We’re very stingy.
We love an underdog, we’ve got a good sense of humour, we take the piss out of ourselves
and we’re shit at penalties.
What?
It’s you.
What?
I’m doing it.
Go on.
“Would you still vote Remain?”
Yes.
Hell yes.
Everyday Remain.
Remain!
Now we need debate, we need discussion.
Yeah.
And also, I feel like we’re in the fucking Twilight Zone dude, it’s mad.
We need to give this bowl to David Davis.
That’s what we need to do.
The British bulldog.
“But Brexit means Brexit.”
“You lost, like, get over it.”
“This was a victory for ordinary people.”
“No more bloody EU bureaucrats.”
We like bureaucrats.
Ok “No more EU bureaucrats, no more straight bananas.
I hate straight bananas.
I mean what do you use a straight banana for?”
I can think of a few things.
Ooh.
“Brexit means Breaxit” Breakfast means breakfast.
Whey.
But when Theresa does it, it’s like “Brexit means Brexit.”
Brexit derived their campaign slogan from the idea of celebrity couples just like putting
two words together, like Kimye.
The word Brexit has become so meaningless.
Yeah.
It doesn’t refer to a soft Brexit or a hard Brexit.
When we say soft and hard, it begins to sound like a porno.
Yeah, I think we need a smooth Brexit.
Yeah, love that.
It’s not hard, it’s not soft, it’s…
Medium.
No, it’s Brexit.
Ooh.
“Stop being a Remoaner” It’s more of the kind of playground talk.
No.
“Nah nah nah nah.”
If you lost, you’re not going to be gas, you’re not going to be like “Brap brap
yes.”
I think the problem is that people think the debate is done now, like we’ve had Brexit
and that’s a done deal.
We’re the generation that moans most, because we’re the generation that’s getting fucked
most.
We don’t have the guaranteed pensions that they have, we’re not going to have the retirement
age they have, we have expensive houses to buy, we don’t have the free education they
had.
I’m moaning and I am moaning, because it’s hard, like it’s really hard.
Ok.
“It’s a victory for the ordinary people.”
The ordinary people.
Who are the ordinary people?
I’m an ordinary person and I don’t feel like it’s necessarily a victory for me.
I feel like Britain is a country of weirdos, I don’t think there’s any ordinary people
here.
I don’t understand why people are trying to make it a class issue or an educated versus
uneducated issue.
What I’d really like is a politician who brings us all together, who says you know,
“Let’s stop talking about elites, let’s stop talking about ordinary people, let’s
start talking about Britain as a nation.”
Yeah it hinders debate for sure.
Just because you drink beer, does not make you ordinary.
I mean in comparison to running through fields of wheat…then?
That never gets old.
“We’re full.”
No we’re not.
We’re definitely not.
There’s space in my mum’s house if you need it.
Immigration and this idea of being full has been scapegoated by politicians for poor policy.
We haven’t invested properly in our public services, we haven’t invested in our schools,
in our NHS.
The NHS is run mostly by people who are immigrants, we take a lot of nurses from Spain and Eastern
Europe.
Yeah very true.
We have a skills shortage across loads of different industries and the EU fundamentally
helps us bridge that gap.
We’re not full, there’s plenty of space.
Geographical and physical space in this country.
If things are full up, if schools are full up, if hospitals are full up, we need to build
more.
“The nation has spoken.”
This one makes me so, so mad.
You’ve got 17.4 million people who decided for 65 million people what was going to happen.
And also just this idea that this vote has happened so that everything that happens after
it, we just have to go along with is such bullshit.
I think the nation has spoken, but I don’t think the nation should've been allowed to
speak in the first place.
Oh interesting.
The nation hasn’t spoken, because it hasn’t spoken with one voice.
I think people should have been allowed to speak, but it should've been more specific,
because saying we want to leave the EU is so bloody vague.
And like the top thing on Google the day after was like, “What is the EU?”
I think it was a crazy position to put people in really, to expect them to vote on an in
out referendum.
Like you were saying earlier with no terms…
It’s David Cameron’s fault, let’s blame David Cameron.
It was David Cameron.
It’s all David Cameron’s fault.
No, no, no, hear me speak.
“You didn’t know what you were voting for.”
Is that us?
We didn’t know what we were voting for?
I did all my research and unbiased research and I looked at both sides of the argument
and I made sure I made an informed decision.
As a young person, I’m so triggered right now.
“Oh you didn’t know what you were voting for, because you’re just a kid and kids
don’t care about politics.”
I think young people are engaged, I think it’s politicians that are at fault.
Everyone says that we’re woke or whatever, but it’s true like we are, I think we’re
so engaged with everything that’s going on.
“Aren’t you proud to be British?”
Yeah I’m very very very very very proud to be British.
Yeah.
Yes I am proud to be British, but what does being proud of being British have to do with
Brexit.
I love being part of the EU.
I’m proud to be British, I’m proud to be English, but I am a European.
It doesn’t mean I feel European, I feel British.
Can I not be proud of my Britishness and also…
And value Europe?
Yeah.
You know British values are about working with other people as well and I think we can
still do that.
We’re a little bit stingy, We’re very stingy.
We love an underdog, we’ve got a good sense of humour, we take the piss out of ourselves
and we’re shit at penalties.
What?
It’s you.
What?
I’m doing it.
Go on.
“Would you still vote Remain?”
Yes.
Hell yes.
Everyday Remain.
Remain!
Now we need debate, we need discussion.
Yeah.
And also, I feel like we’re in the fucking Twilight Zone dude, it’s mad.
We need to give this bowl to David Davis.
That’s what we need to do.
The British bulldog.