Hola, Daphanatics!
We're back with another episode of "Jeepers! It's Daphne!"
You’re going to have to contribute something to the conversation, Fred.
Did you know that nets have been used in hunting for over 30,000 years?
No one wants to hear your net facts, Fred.
Oh, no.
[All] What?
This is terrible. Look at this.
They used El Kabong font.
The whole website is El Kabong.
What is it, a lost kitten flier?
Using El Kabong is like putting salt in someone's eyes.
In everyone's eyes.
We've had this talk before, Velma.
A healthy person does not get this upset about fonts.
But which door is it?
There are dozens.
No sign of a keyhole or a doorknob.
Wait Fred, stop the van.
Say my lass a myth forgotten.
Man, that is really bad haiku or good haiku?
I can never tell.
Not a poem, an anagram.
Ta-da!
Mystery Analysts of Gotham.
Word jumbles,
makes those long between mystery miles just fly by.
He was the Woodsman and the Fishman?
Yep.
And I've got a feeling
if we searched his ranger station, we'd find a Specter costume, too.
You think you got me all figured out, don't you beautiful?
Oh, I didn't say anything.
- I think he was talking to me. - Oh, right.
Howdy partners.
Well howdy ma'am.
Exhibit's five dollars, look all you want.
Flash photography and video are OK.
You told me no video.
- Like, excuse me, ma'am. - Sorry, park’s closed.
But we're here to solve the mystery.
Sure you are.
You always wear makeup when solving crimes?
I should hope so.
She means the Kiss makeup.
No, we're just excited about the concert tonight.
But we're the mystery solvers you called for.
I am Delilah Domino, Chief of Security.
Why would I call mystery solvers?
What?
But Daphne took the call.
Right, Daph?
- Well. - Daphne.
Okay.
The thing is, no one actually called for our help.
[All] What?
But when I heard Kiss was throwing a special Halloween concert,
I just had to come.
I mean, look at that poster of Starchild.
He stares at me wherever I go.
So does the Mona Lisa.
But you don't see us on a plane to Italy.
Why didn't you just tell us the truth?
We all would have come.
- Not me. - Exactly.
But once we got here, I knew we'd all have a good time.
Plus, I thought the odds are pretty good there'd be a mystery for us to solve.
I mean, we're the Scooby gang, and it's an amusement park.
Heh, right?
Well, uh, good luck to you. You-
You make a cute couple.
We're not a cute couple.
I mean, we're not a couple, so we can't be a cute one.
Although we would be if we were, which we're not.
I mean, it's not that we don't like each other.
It's just. We don't. You don't like like each other?
It's just not likely.
Right, Fred? Or do we?
We don't, right? Do we?
I- Why are we talking about this so much?
Can we just change the subject now, please?
This is none of your business.
It's all right.
It's OK.
The Scooby gang will save the day!
Woo!
- Yeah! - Daphne, this is hardly the time to cheerlead.
Wait.
It is.
Daphne's on to something.
It's working!
Now pull us in.
It's working.
I always knew your cheerleading would come in handy one day, Daph.
Go team!
Guys, there is no alien.
But Velma, we all saw it.
Oh, I forgot.
You're the expert now.
Are you still mad at me
because I scored higher than you on the test and have better hair?