i love smoking weed i'm probably never
gonna stop to be honest with you
yeah and i'm not doing it for an
applause that's just i have problems and
i need it
and it makes me feel better so i got
like i love smoking i love smoking weed
and driving
it's my favorite yeah
i love being high when i'm driving i'm
like i don't mind traffic i'm like oh
company
all right i'm like we're all in this
together you guys
you ever make friends in traffic that's
the [ __ ] best
pull up to a stop go to the guy next to
you like
the guy next year's like
i love smoking weed or watching movies
it's my favorite
you ever get so high you like watch the
credits
and you're like who directed this he did
a good job
i think that's what imdb was created for
people would just get high and they're
like where's this guy from
and then you're like oh there he is
he was in the patriot
one of my favorite movies to watch
high's jaws i love jaws
because it was made in the 70s so when
you watch it it looks like a movie
i also like the way that they talked in
the 70s
it's very cool feels like a movie like
there's a scene where richard dreyfuss
wants to ask the mayor if he can cut
open the shark
to see if that little kittener boy's in
there i'm glad you left because it
always makes me laugh
no i'm serious it always makes me laugh
i think it's just a visual of like what
if the little boy was actually in there
you know like what if he like cuts it
open and all of a sudden the boy's like
and he was like he was in there chief
that'd be hilarious
i just like the way they talk in jaws
there's a scene richard dreyfuss
who wants to ask the mayor if he can cut
open the shark and he's like hey god i
cut open the shark to see if
the little kitten boy's in there and the
mayor goes
i'll be damned if you cut open that
shark and i see that little kittener boy
spill out all over the dock and i'm like
that's [ __ ] sick
nobody talks like that anymore if that
scene was made today that whole scene
would be like hey can i cut open the
shark he'd be like nah
[ __ ] do it later
don't want to get the dock dirty and
[ __ ]
also i was watching jaws i found out a
scene that doesn't actually belong in
there
it's not proven i just watched it and i
was like i felt
here's the scene so richard drive
dreyfus finally is cutting open the
shark
and this fat guy comes out of nowhere
and he's just like hey
hey what type of shark is that
and richard dreyfuss goes uh it's a
tiger shark
and then the fat guy goes a what
that scene shouldn't be in the [ __ ]
movie
it makes no sense i was like what is
that spielberg's uncle what is that
it's probably his uncle he's like stevie
you're gonna put me in your movie and
he's like yeah
can you say a what he's like can i
[ __ ] say a what
come on
another movie i watched high i actually
really like i watched the vowel recently
i love the vowel if you don't know what
the vowel is
it's uh channing tatum and rachel
mcadams and they're married
and in the first scene they get in a car
accident and luckily
she goes through the windshield and uh
oh yeah it's my favorite part
and it's in slow motion so you get to
enjoy it no [ __ ] that it's always the
guy going through the windshield and i
was like oh it's a girl i was like come
on
all right nicholas sparks i see you
i'm invested
she goes through the windshield she ends
up losing her memory
she doesn't remember that she's married
the movie should have been over
right there that's it should have been a
short film about some [ __ ] you should
have wore a seatbelt that's all i needed
to be
instead of that the rest of this movie
this poor guy is trying to make his wife
fall back in love with him because she
don't remember him
that would never happen i mean maybe it
would but
i tried to put myself like in that
situation whenever i watched a movie and
i wouldn't be able to do it if that was
me honestly and i walked into my wife's
room and i walk into the hospital i go
to my wife's room and i was like
oh oh my god honey are you okay and
she's like
who are you i'd be like oh
wrong room my bad
sorry to bother you man
i would call on my friends be like yo
guess who don't remember i tried i said
hello
you