Alison is going in.
She's pretending to be Adele's assistant.
She's going to say her name is Simone
and she wants Adele to be treated like a regular person.
So, Adele if you can hear me, say really loud, just say,
hello from the outside.
Hello from outside!
OK, all right, good.
Go inside, and I put some stuff in that purse.
Do not open the purse unless I tell you to.
It's wet out there.
Let's see, where's the Jamba Juice?
Where's the Jamba Juice?
Right straight ahead.
I'll take a Jamba Juice.
I'll take a Jamba Juice, please.
Yes, and what size?
What size do you have?
We have a small, medium, or large.
Do you have an extra large or an extra small?
No, that's our biggest one and that's our smallest.
I'll take a large but in a small cup.
I'll take a large--
OK--
--but can I have it in a small cup?
Large in a small cup?
Yes, please.
So would you like two small cups or just a large cup?
One small cup but a large.
OK.
What?
I'm sorry, I've never been here before.
Sorry, I've never been here.
We don't--
No, no, no, no.
In England we don't have them.
--in England we don't have this.
Tell me about Jamba Juice.
Jamba Juice is the place where you can make smoothies.
We have fruit, we have vegetables--
We have something similar in Britain.
We call it a Swishy Chug.
Swishy Chug, it's called in England.
Swishy Jug say it.
Swishy Jug.
Swishy Chug.
Can you say it?
Swishy shots.
Swishy Chug.
No, Swishy Chug.
Swishy Chug, chug, Swishy Chug.
That's the type of beet and a potato mixed together.
It's a type of beet and potato kind of mixed together.
What should I get?
What's the best?
Money is no object.
Money is object, all right?
[LAUGHTER]
I believe it.
The most popular is Strawberries Wild.
No.
The berry banana is sweet.
No.
What else?
Would you like something like orange carrot cardamom?
No.
No, no.
Would you like something with protein, like whey or soy?
It's really good for your health.
We have protein berry--
No.
You know what, I'll take all of those.
You know what, actually, I'll take all of them, all of those.
Because, let me--
For how many people?
Let's see, there's Danny--
There's Danny--
--there's Sarah--
--Sarah--
--Jimmy Jim--
Yell out to Simone, would Jimmy Jim want one?
Yell out to Simone.
Of course.
Shout out, Simone, shout out.
Simone!
She's right next to you, to your left.
Oh, you're there.
[LAUGHTER]
I'll get all of them.
What should we get for Jimmy Jim?
You know him better than me.
I think--
Jimmy Jim like peanut butter?
Something fruity?
Wait, am I seeing wheatgrass there?
Wait, am I seeing wheatgrass anywhere?
Yeah, wheatgrass is right here.
Take out some scissors from your purse.
In your purse there's scissors and just start chopping some.
Can I chop some off?
[LAUGHTER]
Of course you can.
Thank you.
Do you want a box to put it in?
That's all right.
Put it in your mouth and chew on it.
This is so good.
It's really good, actually.
I feel like a deer in a forest.
What does a deer sound like?
Do you know?
What does a deer even sound like?
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma.
Ma ma, ma ma.
Reach in your purse.
There's a brush in your purse.
Ask Simone to brush your hair.
Please brush my hair while I try to figure out.
[LAUGHTER]
Would you like a smoothie or--
Let's see--
--just wheatgrass?
Let's see--
You know what would be good in there--
--you know what'd be good in there.
Reach in there.
There's amaretto in your purse.
This.
Put that right in there.
Put it in.
I don't think we could do this.
I mean, I can give you this, put it in your purse--
OK, then, I'll just drink it.
I'll just drink it.
Fine.
I don't care.
I'll just drink it.
Give Simone one, too.
We can put it in a drink for you.
[LAUGHTER]
Real refreshing.
I have the shakes.
I haven't had a drink in hours.
I have the shakes.
I haven't had a drink in hours.
Dump out the purse.
Where is my money?
I need to pay for this, right?
Just dump it out on the counter, all of it.
Let's see what I have here.
You have knives and Twizzlers in here.
What else do I have?
Thank you.
You like handcuffs, right?
Handcuffs--
Simone, you're supposed to carry those.
You're supposed to have those.
[LAUGHTER]
How do I pay for this?
Cash or credit, and it's going to be $5.50.
Do I pay or not?
Do I pay?
I'm a celebrity.
Do I have to pay?
With my manager's approval, maybe you can get it for free.
You know what I'll do--
--I'll tell Ellen DeGeneres to pay because she's been telling
me what to say the entire time.
--I tell you what, I'll tell Ellen DeGeneres what
to pay because she's been telling me what to say.
Really?
Yes, there's cameras.
There's cameras.
I thought you were crazy.
This is disgusting!
That's disgusting?